Chapter 749: 749. Chapter 749 Perversion 24

749. Chapter 749 Perversion 24

If this goes on, I actually hope that every time we kiss, Shangguan Yun will touch my body; well, from now on, even if Shangguan Yun doesn't touch, I'll entice him to do so.

But how should I entice him?

Moan? Pah pah pah...

That's gross; if I moaned, Shangguan Yun would surely beat me up, and I wouldn't moan anyway, but if I did, it'd sound like a pig being slaughtered, and Shangguan Yun would definitely laugh himself to death.

Better not; that would surely backfire.

Also embarrassing, no no no...

"I haven't agreed, and you only kissed me for a few minutes—less than a minute—and then lay motionless on the bed like a corpse; or is my kiss not good enough? So, this time doesn't count; shall we do it again?" Shangguan Yun turned his head and said to me.

I didn't expect Shangguan Yun to be even more shameless than me—saying it doesn't count, how could there be such a cheap deal? How can it not count?

So I deliberately turned away and ignored Shangguan Yun, saying coldly: "You don't keep your word; we've kissed, and you've already touched me, yet you say it doesn't count. If you say it doesn't count, then let it be that way—I'll keep owing you. I'll owe you for life."

At that moment, hearing my icy tone, Shangguan Yun hugged my waist from behind and asked: "What's wrong? Are you angry?"

Of course I'm angry—who made you say it doesn't count?" I said, my tone still icy.

Alright, let's count, but I haven't touched you for ten minutes—at most five minutes. And who says one touch equals a hundred?" Shangguan Yun said, feeling wronged.

Could it be that I'm being too excessive? I don't think so.

And he said he still wants interest a hundred times. He's even more excessive, so touching for one minute a hundred times is not excessive at all.

Anyway, I don't understand; you should reduce it by a thousand, then add interest.

"You kissed me for ten minutes—let that count as interest; you touched me, subtract a thousand." I started being unreasonable.

Girls sometimes need to know how to use their unreasonableness.

"No way, I clearly didn't touch for ten minutes, yet you want to subtract a thousand—that's too excessive." Shangguan Yun seemed to disagree.