Chapter 840: 840. Chapter 840 Shangguan Yun Being Teased 3

840. Chapter 840 Shangguan Yun Being Teased 3

But he still didn't say anything to me; he just hugged me, gave a wry smile, and said: "My wife doesn't agree; what can I do? Could you let me become a rapist? Besides, this kind of thing is only You yi si if both parties are willing."

"That just means you're incapable, right? How long have you been together? A few months? Almost half a year, right? From summer to autumn, it's almost winter now. We've been through three seasons—sigh, let it be a failure. A Yun, I never expected you to be so useless; you can't even conquer a woman—where did the former A Yun go?" At that moment, another friend chimed in.

"Hey, hey, hey, can you guys stop talking nonsense? I'm doing this out of respect for my wife; otherwise I'd be like you guys, just messing around." Shangguan Yun continued to smile and say.

If he didn't speak that way, what else could he say? Would he just admit he's useless?

"Stop making excuses, okay? If you're useless, you're useless. No, A Yun, this isn't your style—you couldn't possibly be finished already." Another friend said.

"Watch out for getting angry, too much sex will weaken your body; by then, when you go home, have your mothers cook you some extra tonic. As for me, who's going to cook me tonic? So I need to take good care of my body." Shangguan Yun said this in a lukewarm tone.

Sometimes, I truly admire Shangguan Yun's eloquence and intelligence.

"Yo yo yo, enough, enough. But what about before? Sometimes you'd be with two women in one night—wouldn't you worry about your health?" Another friend teased.

"I used to not know how to cherish my body; I thought, since nobody cares or loves me, I might as well die early and be reborn early—after eighteen years I'd be a fine man again. But now it's different: I have a wife who loves me by my side, and she loves me that way. At half past one or two in the night, I ran a fever, and she still worried about me, insisting on going out to buy medicine; if I hadn't desperately held her back, she would have gone out. The next morning, I got up early and you went out to buy vegetables and breakfast. Usually, even five minutes I have to fall asleep—no wasting time. You say, where can you find a wife like that? Do you have one? Do you have? Go envy." Shangguan Yun said this proudly, showing off in front of them.