Chapter 11: I've Even Eaten Kunpeng
At this time, by the Bone Forest swamp!
The rich fragrance of roasted chicken wings drifted across a large area of the forest, attracting many demon beasts.
However, when they saw the blood python frozen into an ice stick in the swamp, they were scared away!
Xu Que unknowingly harvested another string of Acting Cool Points and was eating happily with several Imperial Physician Sect disciples!
At this moment, an old man in tattered clothes sneaked out of the forest, looked toward Xu Que's side, stared at the chicken wings in their hands, and his eyes went straight!
"Eh?"
Xu Que and the several Imperial Physician Sect disciples happened to see him too. Just as they were about to speak, the old man suddenly rushed over in one step.
Under the stunned gazes of the few people, the old man squeezed beside them with a playful face, laughing: "Yo, roasting chicken wings here? Why didn't you call me, really."
After speaking, he grabbed two chicken wings from the grill, stuffed them into his mouth, and ate them on his own.
That eating manner was also a bit unsightly.
"Uh......"
Xu Que came back to his senses, looked at the several Imperial Physician Sect disciples and asked: "Do you guys know him?"
The few people shook their heads in full confusion.
Don't know him?
Holy crap!
Where did this shameless old liar come from, cheating food and drink from me!
Xu Que immediately widened his eyes, glared at the old man, and prepared to settle the account!
As a result, the old man gnawed the roasted wings in two or three bites, full of excitement, looking at Xu Que with great reverence, like a fan, laughing: "Little brother, you are truly a genius, actually able to make such delicious food!"
Yo, turns out he's a foodie!
Xu Que was amused by his appearance and laughed: "Can't tell, you old beggar actually know how to eat."
Who would have thought that as soon as the old man heard this, he became unhappy, roaring: "Who is an old beggar? This old man is so heroic and spirited, where does I look like a beggar?"
You look like one everywhere!
Xu Que and the several Imperial Physician Sect disciples twitched their mouths, their hearts responding in unison.
The old man ignored the expressions of the few people, crossed his legs on his own, picked his teeth while saying: "But you kid have good eyes. If it comes to eating, this old man claims to be second in the world, no one dares to claim to be first."
Xu Que heard this and became unhappy too. You eat my food, and still dare to brag in front of me?
Immediately, he laughed with disdain: "Old beggar, can you stop bragging? At your age, don't you know how to be ashamed? To tell you the truth, I once earned a title in terms of eating, called the God of Food!"
"Fart, just a little kid like you, still dare to call yourself the God of Food!" The old man also became anxious immediately, jumping up from the ground, cursing: "Truly the world is going downhill, people are not as good as before. Never seen such a thick-skinned person. Truth be told, this old man once ate dragon liver and phoenix gall, your roasted chicken wings are nothing."
Xu Que snorted coldly: "Mere dragon liver and phoenix gall, and you dare to show off? This God of Food has eaten KFC, eaten McDonald's, and eaten Pizza Hut!"
"What chicken what labor, never heard of it. Don't think you can fool me by making up a name."
"That's because you are ignorant!"
"Fart, this old man knows astronomy above and geography below!"
"Cut, this God of Food knows everything in heaven and earth!"
"Bah, you are shameless!"
"You are shameless!"
Watching these two suddenly start arguing like this, the several Imperial Physician Sect disciples were all a bit confused.
What are you guys doing? Just to fight for a title of "the world's first eater"?
Is this very glorious? Is it worth you guys getting so anxious with each other!
The few people were speechless, unable to laugh or cry, wanting to persuade them to stop fighting, but realized there was no gap for them to interject at all.
Xu Que and the old man scolded each other sentence by sentence, without repeating, actually arguing for half an hour!
Finally, the old man snorted heavily and said: "I won't argue with a ignorant junior like you. When I was roaming the Northern Darkness Sea, eating all the delicacies in the world with the Kunpeng clan, you kid hadn't been born yet."
"Cut, just showing off these small things, I don't even want to say I've even eaten Kunpeng!" Xu Que looked disdainful, bragging as if it were true.
The old man laughed out loud immediately: "Hahahaha, now your bragging is broken, right? With your cultivation, you haven't even stepped out of the Fire Origin Kingdom, and you dare to say you've eaten the Kunpeng of the Northern Darkness Sea? I'm afraid you haven't even seen it, right?"
Speaking of this, he even looked at the Imperial Physician Sect people and asked: "You guys tell me, have you heard of Kunpeng? Have you seen Kunpeng?"
The Imperial Physician Sect people were full of confusion, shaking their heads in unison.
Northern Darkness Sea? Where is that? Kunpeng clan? Is there such a race in the world? How come they had never heard of it!
Xu Que sneered: "Old beggar, that's why I said you are ignorant. Isn't it just Kunpeng? Not only have I eaten it, but after eating it, I was inspired and wrote a poem!"
"Poem? You can write a poem for the Kunpeng clan? Come, recite it and let me hear!" The old man looked playful.
Xu Que shook his head, stood up, and opened his mouth to recite: "In the Northern Darkness Sea, there is a fish, its name is Kun!"
"Uh......" As soon as the old man heard this, the smile on his face froze instantly.
His heart skipped a beat. This kid actually knows Kun is a fish? Could it be he really has seen it?
Xu Que glanced at him, raised the corner of his mouth, and continued to recite: "The Kun is so big, one pot can't stew it. It transforms into a bird, its name is Peng. The Peng is so big, it needs two barbecue grills. One with sugar, one medium spicy. Come with a bottle of Snow Sprite, let us brave the world!"
"Puff!"
The Imperial Physician Sect people spat out the chicken wings in their mouths on the spot.
This...... this counts as a poem! Except for the first few lines that sounded normal, why was everything else about eating?
"Hiss!"
But the old man took a deep breath, widened his eyes, and looked at Xu Que in disbelief, shocked in his heart, unable to calm down for a long time.
Until a moment later, he came back to his senses, patted his thigh, and shouted: "Good, good 'one with sugar, one medium spicy', it makes one's appetite open just by hearing it! Truly a good poem, a good poem!"
"Puff!"
Several Imperial Physician Sect disciples slid off the stones they were sitting on on the spot.
Xu Que looked at the old man and smiled faintly: "You flatter me, you flatter me!"
"Come, come, kid, let me ask you, have you really eaten Kunpeng?" The old man immediately changed into a playful look, hooking Xu Que's shoulder familiarly, asking with a grin.
Xu Que patted his chest: "That's for sure, do I look like the kind of person who brags?"
"Then...... what is that Snow Sprite? Why can it brave the world?"
"Oh, that's a kind of beer. Look, now that you mention it, I'm a bit thirsty. Since you old beggar are not bad, I'll treat you to a big drink when I brew it another day!" Xu Que patted the old man's shoulder.
The old man also laughed out loud, nodding repeatedly: "Good, I think you kid are not bad either, you are a talent! Come, take this as a meeting gift, take it and play!"
Saying this, the old man took out a black jade token out of thin air. It was unclear what was written on it, only a totem of a Qilin was carved on it, emitting a simple and mysterious aura.
"Yo, then thank you."
Xu Que took it and looked at it, couldn't see the name, but felt that this ink jade had a good selling point, so he hung it on his waist as a pendant!
The old man was stunned for a moment, then narrowed his eyes, laughed heh heh, and didn't say much, chatting with Xu Que again with his arms around his shoulders.
The Imperial Physician Sect people on the side rolled their eyes, almost wanting to faint.
Why did you two make up again?
"Swoosh!" "Swoosh!" "Swoosh!"
At this moment, several sounds of breaking through the air suddenly came from the forest, as if countless figures were passing through, and at the same time, a majestic killing intent instantly rushed toward them.
The faces of the Imperial Physician Sect disciples changed, and they stood up abruptly, shouting in shock: "The people of the Blood Sea Sect, they're here!" ===== CHAPTER 12 =====
End of Chapter
