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Chapter 1398: How Did You Have a Child?

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"Holy crap, who is talking again?"

Xu Que shouted subconsciously, his gaze falling on the woman in the bronze coffin. After quickly confirming it wasn't her talking, he scanned the surroundings again.

"Holy crap, kid, you heard a voice again?"

"Could it be that there is another one of those burial shrouds?"

Er Gouzi and Duan Jiude were both stunned at the same time.

Xu Que heard the voice, but the two of them heard nothing!

"Eh, little brother, can you hear me talking? I am the Bright Moon Glazed Garment!" At this time, that royal sister-style voice rang out again.

Xu Que had already reacted, lowered his head to look at himself; it was this garment talking.

That useless special ability "Clothes Reading Technique" had taken effect, and the effect was quite significant; he heard the voice as soon as he put it on.

However, Xu Que also confirmed one thing: the Clothes Reading Technique was only useful for other people's clothes; it seemed to have no effect on his own clothes, otherwise he wouldn't have heard the voice only now.

"Bright Moon Glazed Garment, that really is quite a nice name. Then what is your owner's name?" Xu Que smiled faintly and asked directly.

Er Gouzi and Duan Jiude instantly widened their eyes, full of confusion: "Kid, are you crazy? Who are you talking to this time? Bright Moon Glazed Garment? You are talking to clothes?"

"Hahaha!" At this time, the Glazed Garment suddenly burst into laughter: "You can actually really hear me talking, and they even said you were crazy, you're laughing me to death!"

"..." Xu Que was confused. What the hell is this garment? This sense of humor is... no, this is simply a garment with no bottom line for humor!

"Eh, why did you stop talking? Don't, hurry up and talk to me. You are the first person who can talk to me, you must not stop talking!" Seeing Xu Que silent, the Glazed Garment immediately got anxious and begged.

Xu Que shook his head, spread his hands and said: "Then you tell me, do you know what your owner's name is? Is she from the Heavenly Palace Academy, and is she single now?"

"I know, I know! My master is named Xuan Yuanhong, and she is from the Heavenly Palace Academy. She is not single; she has a Dao companion named Wu Zhenlin, and he is right here!" Liu Lichang replied excitedly, like a top student who had been called upon to answer a question, eagerly rushing to respond.

"Damn, as expected, it's related to Xuan Yuan Wanrong!" Xu Que instantly widened his eyes. No wonder he always felt this woman looked a little bit like Xuan Yuan Wanrong.

"Xuan Yuan Wanrong? Eh, I know that too. My owner's relationship with her doesn't seem very good; she once hunted her down!" the Glazed Garment said.

Xu Que couldn't help but be stunned: "Relationship doesn't seem very good? Why?"

"I don't know about this!" the Glazed Garment became a bit dejected.

"Then you are too weak, you don't even know this?" Xu Que said with full disdain.

"I... I... I just don't know! You ask me something else, I will definitely be able to answer." The Glazed Garment got a bit anxious; it seemed that not being able to answer a question was a humiliation to her.

"Fine, then I'll give you one more chance!" Xu Que raised his mouth and asked: "Do you know how to break this sealing restriction?"

"Ah?" The Glazed Garment was stunned and said aggrievedly: "I don't know! But Little Yellow definitely knows!"

"Who is Little Yellow?" Xu Que was a bit dumbfounded. How did a Little Yellow come out?

"Little Yellow is the little sister who lives in the innermost part of my owner, she definitely knows!" the Glazed Garment answered.

The little sister who lives in the innermost part?

Xu Que was stunned for a while, his gaze scanning the woman in the bronze coffin again, feeling a bit troubled.

Does this "innermost part" refer to the top or the bottom?

"Forget it, anyway, they are all intimate clothing. That move of 'Clever Hands Empty Space' from back then can be used!" Xu Que didn't want to ask any more, directly waved his hand, and in a dazzling moment, stripped a pale yellow little bellyband from the woman in the bronze coffin.

The bellyband was in his hand, but the woman's clothing in the coffin was still neat and tidy, without revealing any spring scenery!

Er Gouzi and Duan Jiude watched from the side, stunned, and were shocked again by Xu Que's technique.

Stripping an outer garment in an instant was one thing, but now he stripped the innermost bellyband without damaging the outer clothing—what kind of god-level technique is this?

"So this is Little Yellow!" Xu Que looked at the pale yellow little bellyband in his hand that still had residual warmth, and smiled faintly.

Er Gouzi and Duan Jiude widened their eyes again, looked at each other, and both felt it was unbelievable.

This kid not only talked to clothes but also stole a bellyband, looked at the bellyband and smiled, and even named it Little Yellow!

"Duan-laoshi, what do you think?" Er Gouzi's expression was solemn.

"Either crazy or possessed!" Duan Jiude replied seriously.

The man and the dog retreated a big step in unison. Cherish life, stay away from Xu Que!

"You guys stop guessing, go cool off on the side, I'll talk to you later!" Xu Que waved his hand, and at the same time put that little bellyband on himself.

"Ying ying ying!"

As soon as the bellyband was on his body, a little girl's voice instantly rang in Xu Que's mind.

"Lue lue lue?" Xu Que replied.

"Eh, Uncle, hello, can you hear me talking?" the little bellyband asked curiously, her voice like a well-behaved little girl.

"Uncle can't hear, but Brother can hear you!" Xu Que revealed a kind smile.

"Wow, Uncle, you really heard me talking!" the little bellyband suddenly got excited.

"I said it's Brother!" Xu Que frowned. This little bellyband's eyes aren't good; can she know the method to break the seal?

"Hello, Brother!" Finally, the little bellyband stopped insisting on the title "Uncle".

Xu Que also let out a long sigh of relief and said with a smile: "Come, Little Yellow, tell Brother, do you know the method to break this sealing restriction?"

"Of course I know, I've seen my owner open it several times. Brother, do you want to go out?" the little bellyband asked innocently.

"Nice, yes, Brother wants to go out, you teach Brother how to open it!" Xu Que was instantly overjoyed.

"Hmm..." the little bellyband hesitated for a moment and asked: "Brother, can you continue to take Little Yellow with you after you go out?"

"Uh, continue to take you?" Xu Que had black lines on his face. How can I take this? A dignified generation of King of Acting Cool, taking a bellyband?

"Yes, Little Yellow is too bored. Brother, don't you want to take Little Yellow with you?" the little bellyband's pitiful voice came.

Xu Que instantly shook his body: "Take, must take!"

"Wow, Brother, you are so great!" the little bellyband became happy again.

"That's of course. Come, hurry up and tell Brother how to break the seal, and then I'll take you out to play!" Xu Que smiled happily. Children are really easy to coax!

"Okay!" the little bellyband said happily.

Immediately following, she quickly told Xu Que the method to break the sealing restriction. It was actually a combination of hand seals and secret arts, which could bypass the influence of the sacrificial altar formation eye and directly open an exit from the seal.

This entire set of hand seals was equivalent to an inheritance of a sealing technique, very complete.

Xu Que was shocked by this. If he could steal the intimate clothing of those experts, wouldn't he be able to learn any awesome Immortal Art?

"Bang!"

At this moment, a muffled sound interrupted Xu Que's thinking.

"Holy crap!"

"Are they waking up?" Er Gouzi and Duan Jiude exclaimed at the same time.

Xu Que immediately looked at those bronze coffins. The muffled sound actually came from a coffin not far away; it was highly likely that an expert inside was waking up.

"Hehe, Brother, it's my owner infusing Immortal Yuan into her Dao companion. Her Dao companion is about to wake up, and might kill you!" At this time, the little bellyband's voice rang in Xu Que's mind.

What?

Xu Que's expression changed instantly, and he looked at the woman in the bronze coffin again.

Sure enough, the hand hidden in the woman's sleeve had faint radiance flickering, surging toward the bottom of the bronze coffin, following the restriction on the sacrificial altar, and surging toward another bronze coffin!

It was precisely because these restrictions themselves were emitting radiance that none of Xu Que's group had noticed.

"Damn, what a sinister person. Er Gouzi, Duan Jiude, hurry up and slip away!"

Xu Que shouted immediately, and while at it, cast a few seals, throwing them onto the woman and the other bronze coffin.

Although these seals wouldn't block them for long, it was enough to buy time to break the cave's seal.

Whoosh!

Instantly, Xu Que darted toward the cave entrance, waved his hands, condensed Immortal Yuan with his ten fingers, and quickly formed hand seals.

Strands of radiance intertwined, forming a net, covering the cave entrance. The seal began to shake, appearing distorted, and was gradually torn open.

"Bang!"

At the same time, a loud noise came from the sacrificial altar behind him.

The coffin lid of that bronze coffin was suddenly flipped open, and a majestic aura suddenly descended, sweeping in all directions.

"Holy crap, Immortal Venerable stage!" Er Gouzi exclaimed, immediately darting toward the gap Xu Que had opened, and rushed out.

"Slip away, slip away!"

Xu Que also shouted, not even having time to take off the women's clothing on his body, and rushed toward the cave entrance with Duan Jiude.

"You bastard, daring to defile my wife, is the child in her belly yours, you bastard? I will kill you!"

Just as he rushed halfway out, a man's roar rang in Xu Que's ears, making him almost stumble and fall.

Damn, I only stole two pieces of clothing, how did I have a child?

... ===== CHAPTER 1399 =====

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