Chapter 1446: Shameless
"Fellow Daoist, it's a misunderstanding, everything is a misunderstanding!"
Er Gouzi lay on the ground, its face full of a sincere smile, explaining to Xu Que.
"Yo, a misunderstanding? Alright, then let me hear you explain how it's a misunderstanding?" Xu Que looked at Er Gouzi with a smile.
He hadn't forgotten what Er Gouzi was like back then; it was faster than anyone at selling people out. He had thought that in this previous life, it was the Qilin Ancestor, a sect master, and would be different, but he hadn't expected it to be the same old stuff.
Er Gouzi was stunned for a moment, as if it hadn't expected Xu Que to give it a chance to explain.
But immediately, it put on a serious expression and said righteously: "Fellow Daoist, it really is a misunderstanding. Just now you saved me righteously; this God Venerable didn't fail to help you, and it definitely wasn't abandoning you. This God Venerable was thinking..."
"Thinking of going to get reinforcements, right?" Xu Que caught Er Gouzi's words directly.
This rotten excuse, Er Gouzi had used countless times when he first met it back then.
"Holy shit, how did you know?"
Sure enough, after hearing this, Er Gouzi widened its eyes, very shocked.
"Heh!" Xu Que smiled and said: "Then what about you robbing my staff?"
"Staff? What staff?" Er Gouzi instantly looked horrified.
Xu Que pointed his finger forward, and the Purple Gold Collar on Er Gouzi's neck instantly returned to its original form, turning into the Purple Gold Staff, returning to Er Gouzi's arms.
"Awoo!"
Er Gouzi immediately screamed, bounced up from the ground, looked around at the empty mountain forest, and shouted angrily at the empty space: "Who, who put this staff on this God Venerable? How unreasonable."
After saying that, it immediately handed the staff to Xu Que and said with a righteous tone: "Fellow Daoist, hurry up and put this staff away. This God Venerable will definitely uphold justice for you and find the true culprit who stole this staff and framed this God Venerable!"
"Wow!" Xu Que made a very cooperative surprised expression and said with a half-smile: "So you were framed?"
"That goes without saying. Fellow Daoist saved me righteously; this God Venerable is deeply grateful. How could I be so heartless and ungrateful as to rob a fellow Daoist's staff? That doesn't make sense!" Er Gouzi said righteously, its face not turning red at all.
"Forget it, your nature really hasn't changed a bit. Even after tens of thousands of years and reincarnation, you're still just as shameless!" Xu Que shook his head speechlessly, complaining about Er Gouzi.
When Er Gouzi heard this, its expression changed instantly, it retreated violently, and looked at Xu Que vigilantly and shocked: "You... how do you know the secret of this God Venerable's reincarnation? Could it be that you knew this God Venerable's previous life?"
After saying that, it immediately shook its head: "No, your bone age is not even a hundred years old; how could you know this God Venerable's previous life!"
Xu Que rolled his eyes and said with a grin: "Hehe, because I also came through reincarnation. In our previous life, we were sworn brothers who burned yellow paper together! Don't you remember anything at all? You even told me that you were from the Ancient Demon Dragon Clan and had to go through nine reincarnations, and finally..."
"Shh!"
Before he could finish, Er Gouzi hurriedly reached out to pull Xu Que, full of mystery, nervously lowering its voice and saying: "Brother, don't speak so loudly. This God Venerable's identity is a heaven-shaking secret and cannot be leaked!"
"Is that so?" Xu Que smiled.
A secret?
Could Er Gouzi have a secret?
Go to hell. In later generations, this guy exposed its identity to everyone it saw, wishing the whole world knew it was a dragon, but unfortunately, the whole world didn't believe it!
"Of course. Since you remember the previous life, how could you not know this is a secret? But having said that, you and this God Venerable were truly sworn brothers in the previous life?" Er Gouzi looked at Xu Que suspiciously, as if it really believed Xu Que's nonsense.
Xu Que was also stunned. It seems that Er Gouzi's low IQ wasn't a matter of one or two lives!
"Gou Zi, I've said it to this point, do you still not believe me? In the previous life, we burned yellow paper and became brothers, stole countless treasure vaults, dug up thousands of ancestral tombs. You were responsible for digging, and I was responsible for taking. We were hailed by the world as the best partners!"
"Gou Zi? Grass, how could this God Venerable have such a name? Impossible!" Er Gouzi immediately became anxious.
"It's true! In those years, you called me Brother Ba, and I called you Gou Zi. We were inseparable. Have you forgotten all this?" Xu Que said with a sincere face.
"Brother Ba?"
Er Gouzi was a bit confused, as if it tried hard to recall, but still had no impression.
It looked at Xu Que and asked: "Brother, then what is your full name?"
"Alas, I didn't expect you to have forgotten even this. My surname is Xu, and my name is Baba, the 'Ba' from Overlord!" Xu Que said.
"Xu Baba?" Er Gouzi read the name and fell into deep thought again.
After a few breaths, it shook its head a bit embarrassedly: "Brother Xu, this God Venerable really can't remember, but don't worry, since you know this God Venerable's biggest secret of identity, you must be someone this God Venerable trusts. In this life, we are still good brothers!"
"Gou Zi!" Xu Que was moved, patting Er Gouzi on the shoulder.
"Brother Ba!" Er Gouzi was also tearful but had no tears, also patting Xu Que on the shoulder.
One human and one dog... uh, one human and one Qilin, said in unison: "Good brothers!"
"Swish! Swish! Swish!"
Suddenly, several sounds of breaking through the air came from not far away.
Following that was a sharp shout: "Mighty King, where are you fleeing? Surrender quickly!"
"Swish!"
Xu Que and Er Gouzi didn't even exchange a glance, directly turned around and ran in their respective directions, selling the other out without hesitation.
Almost simultaneously, the few Heavenly Palace Academy disciples also rushed out of the mountain forest, looking at Xu Que and Er Gouzi fleeing in different directions, and couldn't help but hesitate.
"No need to worry about that young man. The Elder has ordered to apprehend the Mighty King!"
A cold female voice sounded, and following that, Xuan Yuan Wanrong appeared from the air, turning into a stream of light, chasing in the direction Er Gouzi had fled.
"Yes!"
The few Heavenly Palace Academy disciples responded immediately, simultaneously starting their movements.
"Holy shit! Why chase only this God Venerable?" Er Gouzi shouted from afar, extremely unwilling, and said angrily: "That kid is this God Venerable's sworn brother, no, he is this God Venerable's sworn big brother, everything was instigated by him!"
However, Xuan Yuan Wanrong and the others didn't pay any attention to its shouting and continued to chase rapidly.
"Damn!" Er Gouzi cursed angrily, running wildly on the ground with its two hind legs, while its front paws fumbled on its body, and then it touched a small array disk and casually pinched out several Dharma seals.
Boom!
Instantly, the array disk lit up with brilliant radiance, refracting circles of three-dimensional runes.
"Directional teleportation? Stop it!" Xuan Yuan Wanrong saw this scene, shouted coldly, and simultaneously swung a sword down, slashing toward Er Gouzi in mid-air.
However, this was still not as fast as Er Gouzi's directional teleportation array. The moment the sword light fell, Er Gouzi's figure flickered and disappeared directly into the rune light circle.
Meanwhile, Xu Que, who was running in the opposite direction, suddenly had a brilliant light shine on his waist.
"What the hell?"
Xu Que was stunned, looked down, and saw that at some point, a small array disk as small as a thumb had appeared on his waist.
Holy shit, this cheap guy Er Gouzi!
Swish!
The next moment, the light flashed, and Er Gouzi flew out from it, meeting Xu Que again.
"Brother Xu, don't panic, this God Venerable is with you, continuing our brotherly love from the previous life, sharing blessings and hardships together!" Er Gouzi shouted loudly, its voice resonant and powerful, extremely firm.
"You shameless guy, you're truly shameless!" Xu Que cursed angrily.
"Hehe, between brothers, don't mind such things!" Er Gouzi smiled roguishly. It had already seen Xu Que's strength, so it knew very well that only by dragging Xu Que into the water could it escape.
However, while laughing, the smile on Er Gouzi's face gradually stiffened.
Xu Que, who had originally been running with it, gradually began to fade.
"Holy shit, you actually used a clone! Shameless guy, you're truly shameless!" In the mountain forest, Er Gouzi's heart-wrenching howl rang out.
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