Chapter 1479: Maintaining One's Purity (Fourth Update)

"Damn, I can't get it out!" Duan Jiude slashed his sword against Xu Que's arm for ages, but far from cutting through, he hadn't even left a single scratch.

"This Divine Venerable's mouth is tired from blowing on it, so why still hasn't it come out!" Er Gouzi put away his false teeth and sighed heavily.

Why is obtaining some precious blood so difficult?

Once this kid wakes up, it will be even harder!

At the same time.

The consciousness within Xu Que's body had gradually recovered and begun to enter a state of wakefulness.

However, his divine sense was extremely weak; the previous Mad Demon State had clearly drained him immensely, even consuming a significant portion of his Life Span.

Yet, as the System sealed away the "Unity of Ten Thousand Dharmas" and activated its automatic recovery function, Xu Que's consciousness gradually awakened, and his divine sense slowly condensed.

"Hm? The System Space?"

The moment Xu Que woke, he realized his condition was very poor.

Moreover, he had not awakened normally; instead, only a portion of his consciousness had awakened within the System Space.

However, he clearly understood the reason for all this.

While recovering him, the System had also projected the memories from his period of madness into his mind.

Of course! This included everything Er Gouzi and Duan Jiude had done to him while he was unconscious.

Good heavens!

Ever since they carried him here, they hadn't stopped for a moment!

Even now, they were still figuring out how to break through his Flesh Body's defense.

"Er Gouzi, we've been exhausted these past few days, but have you noticed that this kid seems to be recovering?" At this moment, Xu Que directly heard voices coming from outside his Flesh Body through the System Space.

"Could it be that our torment somehow unblocked his immortal roots? For injuries like these to improve in just a few hours?"

"It seems we need to hurry." Duan Jiude held a Middle Grade Immortal Artifact in his hand.

They had already tried Lower Grade Immortal Artifacts, which were completely useless!

Er Gouzi stared at Xu Que's lower region and pondered, "Do you think that part of him might be more fragile?"

"Teacher Er Gou, this... this would truly test one's skill? If you are willing to try..." Duan Jiude was utterly astonished, cupping his hands in salute: "Then Duan admires you!"

Hearing this, Xu Que nearly spat out a mouthful of old blood.

Damn it!

Duan Jiude and Er Gouzi, these two lunatics, are looking for death!

The key issue is that fellow Er Gou has a missing screw in his brain; if you think about it carefully, he might actually do something shockingly stupid...

No, this cannot be endured!

"System, System, come out quickly, this Saint's chastity is in danger!"

"Ding, all System functions have returned to normal; the Host may now operate."

"Quickly, rapidly restore this Saint's divine sense and let me return to my own Flesh Body; I have always maintained my purity and guarded my body like jade; I absolutely cannot lose my reputation in my old age at such a time," Xu Que shouted anxiously within the System Space.

"Ding, the current progress of sealing 'Unity of Ten Thousand Dharmas' is 86%; before the seal is complete, the Host cannot act normally, otherwise the Mad Demon State will be triggered again."

"Eighty-six? Then how much longer?"

"Calculations indicate eighteen more minutes are required."

Eighteen minutes?

Doesn't that mean my chastity is definitely lost!

"Er Gouzi! Hold firm! Do not be attracted by Brother Que's handsome face!" Xu Que prayed in his heart.

Noticing Er Gouzi's gaze still lingering on that specific area, Duan Jiude said, "You are a male dog!"

"Scram! How could this Divine Venerable commit such unethical acts?" Er Gouzi snorted coldly.

"Then what are you..."

"Heh, look at your ignorant and filthy appearance. Let this Divine Venerable tell you directly: I once saw in a place called Electric Pole in Xu Que's Hometown that it can be cut off."

After hearing this, Duan Jiude finally understood; all men understand.

However...

If they wanted to obtain Xu Que's Beast Bloodline, they indeed needed his blood.

But if it was that thing!

"Teacher Er Gou! One cannot, or at least should not, do this."

"I am not human." Er Gouzi fixed his deep dog eyes on Duan Jiude, "Moreover, humans can, or at least can try."

After hesitating for a moment, Duan Jiude pulled out an Immortal Artifact, "Should we give it a try?"

Xu Que was now about to explode with rage.

These two unethical bastards!

Are they preparing to perform surgery on me?

But damn it, I don't have a spare one!

Fuck!

Through the System, he knew the formidable power of the Dharma Spell "Unity of Ten Thousand Dharmas," but now unable to move, facing this silly dog and the unscrupulous Duan Jiude, Xu Que had the heart but lacked the strength.

"System, quick, hurry up with the seal!" Xu Que frantically urged the System: "Right! Right! Quickly activate the defense state for me."

"Ding! The seal is in progress; activation is impossible."

Hearing the System's response, Xu Que's heart instantly turned cold.

Once I wake up from this bout, I will definitely stew Duan Jiude and Er Gouzi into a single pot.

At the same time, Duan Jiude had already undone Xu Que's belt.

Just as he was about to yank off Xu Que's trousers, Duan Jiude suddenly stopped his hand, "No! A human cannot!"

"Teacher Duan, could it be that you have another method?" Er Gouzi asked with a frown.

Duan Jiude chuckled sinisterly, "I thought of it the moment I started fiddling with his underpants."

"How so?" Er Gouzi asked.

Duan Jiude lowered his head to glance at Xu Que on the ground, wearing an expression of deep contemplation, "How about we go to the Jade Pond to steal a hundred or so Female Disciples, strip them naked, and tie them up in front of Little Xu? When he wakes up and sees this scene..."

Er Gouzi said excitedly, "Brother Que will pounce over immediately?"

"Pounce your sister! Look at yourself, how obscene. Just imagine that scene; if this kid wakes up and sees it, he'll get all heated up and inevitably get a nosebleed, won't he?" Duan Jiude said with a wicked grin.

Recalling the TV plays he had watched in Xu Que's Hometown, Er Gouzi also felt this method might work, and immediately praised, "Teacher Duan! Brilliant!"

Every word of the conversation between the man and the dog was heard clearly by Xu Que.

Only then did he finally breathe a sigh of relief!

Oh well, since the System cannot complete the Seal so quickly.

Then even if this Saint of Pretense strives to keep himself pure and guards his chastity like jade, encountering such a situation, he truly has no other choice.

With the combined strength of these two scoundrels, procuring over a hundred Female Disciples would certainly be no problem.

It's just that he would regain consciousness in another ten-odd minutes...

"Cough, System, couldn't you extend the Seal a bit longer? The Unity of Ten Thousand Methods is too terrifying; surely we need to add a few more layers of Seal, right?"

"Ding, the System has already adopted the safest and most solidifying mechanism to perform the Seal; the Host need not worry."

"..."

Xu Que let out a faint sigh.

Then he could only hope that Er Gou and Duan Jiude would act a bit faster.

However!

Twenty minutes later, the man and the dog were still guarding Xu Que's side.

Obviously, neither of these two scoundrels wanted to put in any effort.

Hearing those two idiots still arguing, Xu Que realized that relying on them was impossible.

The System also indicated that the Unity of Ten Thousand Methods had already been completely Sealed.

Subsequently, his consciousness instantly became solid; this time, he could feel the Existence of his Flesh Body.

Cough, should I continue playing dead?

Never mind, I could pretend, but there's no need.

It is still most important to guard one's chastity like jade and strive to keep oneself pure.

Sensing his Flesh Body, he slowly raised his hand!

A weak voice emerged from his mouth, "It's uncomfortable, Er Gou!"