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Chapter 1541: Doing Business?

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"It is said that four Immortal Venerables from Tianmen are about to descend upon Chu'an City; do you think the Virtue-Lacking Dog of the Exploding Heaven Gang still has any chance?"

"Them? They are nothing but three insignificant clowns!"

"You? Waste, what do you know? There were previously rumors that Young Master Xu Que spat a mouthful of saliva to death an Immortal Venerable! And we personally witnessed the Mighty King piss an Immortal Venerable to death! How could a mere four Immortal Venerables possibly be their match?"

"That is not the key point! The crucial matter is that the person who was abducted is the biological son of Liu Neng, the Hall Master of the Tianmen Law Enforcement Hall!"

Upon hearing these words, everyone couldn't help but freeze in shock!

The Hall Master of the Tianmen Law Enforcement Hall?

If that is truly the case, how could that person possibly...

"So, does your meaning imply that there might be more than just four Immortal Venerables?"

"Of course! That is the Tianmen Law Enforcement Hall! Even the weakest among them are Middle-Grade Immortal Venerables! What do you think?"

At these words!

Everyone's hearts jolted in shock!

Chu'an City! Not big, yet not small either!

In less time than it takes to burn a stick of incense, news regarding Liu Mengyi's identity reached Xu Que's ears.

He looked at that bald-headed youth, revealing an expression of fawning flattery!

"Young Master Liu, who would have thought you possessed such a layer of identity!"

Liu Mengyi trembled all over as he looked at the Seven Wolves in the other's hand...

And the most terrifying part was that dog!

He had never imagined that one day he would have his hair shaved off by a tongue!

"Grandpa Xu, I beg of you, please stop hitting me! I will confess everything!"

Seeing him willing to cooperate, Xu Que nodded with satisfaction.

One hour later, this Young Master Liu Mengyi finally confessed everything he should and should not have said!

However, whenever asked about Xiao Rou, he required a round of whipping!

But Xu Que's purpose in coming here was to find Su Yunlan and the others!

Yet, coincidentally, this silly boy knew nothing at all!

It seems this time I truly must go on a trip to the so-called Buddha Realm Trial.

"Grandpa Xu, look at how cooperative I have been, shouldn't you..."

Immediately after!

A miserable scream rang out from the broken temple!

A basin of Stinky Tofu Juice was poured by Xu Que onto the crotch area of Liu Mengyi...

Er Gouzi was busy attending to some special matters, while Xu Que and Duan Jiude were discussing something.

When the several Immortal Venerables of Tianmen descended upon their outpost in Chu'an City, they discovered that all those Tianmen Disciples had already ceased breathing!

Furthermore, their corpses had been arranged into the shape of the character "Wan"!

"This..."

"Big Brother, could it be those Old Baldies from the Ten Thousand Buddha Temple?"

Zhou Mingsi frowned, looking at his fourth brother: "Has water entered your brain again? Can't you see such an obvious frame-up?"

Zhou Zelei felt somewhat depressed: "Big Brother, I was merely making a guess, I..."

"Shut your mouth!" Zhou Mingsi lightly scolded.

This younger brother of his possessed only cultivation talent, yet regarding other matters, he was like a child.

At this moment, Zhou Meizuo walked over, his expression somewhat tense: "Big Brother, we did not find the Young Master!"

Zhou Mingsi paused slightly: "What about Xu Feng?"

"Not found either!"

"Judging by this, it should be that Xu Feng took the Young Master and left!" Zhou Ximen said: "However, Sixth Elder..."

Zhou Mingsi merely gave a Cold Smile: "The Hall Master has long wanted to resolve that waste of a brother of his; this situation happens to align perfectly with the Hall Master's intentions!"

Having said that, he continued: "Third Brother, you go out first to gather intelligence!"

Previously, they had only received information of the Young Master seeking help and were unclear about what specifically had occurred within Chu'an City.

Half an Hour later, Zhou Ximen returned!

He had investigated all the events of the day clearly!

"So, the Young Master has already fallen into the hands of the Exploding Heaven Gang?"

"It should be so!"

Upon hearing these words, Zhou Mingsi, this Middle-Grade Immortal Venerable, actually broke out in a cold sweat!

Although they had not yet come into contact with that gang, from the rumors, they roughly understood the style of the Virtue-Lacking Dog!

With the Young Master in their hands, the situation is likely dire with little hope of survival...

Seeing his big brother's face full of sorrow, Zhou Zelei slapped a palm toward Zhou Mingsi!

Instantly! This outpost of Tianmen was directly blasted to pieces! Those corpses inside also instantly turned to ash!

"Damn your Mother's Paralysis, Fourth Brother, what are you trying to do!"

The big brother's scolding made the brain-damaged Zhou Zelei feel extremely aggrieved: "Big Brother, as long as I injure you, we can return! That way, the Hall Master won't blame you!"

The arena fell into dead silence!

His three older brothers no longer knew what to say!

However, upon careful thought, Fourth Brother's method might actually work!

Yet! At this very moment! Xu Que's voice rang out once more within Chu'an City: "I hear fellow Daoists from Heavenly Gate have arrived again! This Saint of Bluffing has a business deal to discuss with you!"

When those four brothers arrived earlier, many people within the city had already sensed them!

That was a configuration of three Immortal Venerables at Mid-Stage and one at High-Stage; could Xu Que really not regard such a lineup with any seriousness?

"What is the Explosive Heaven Gang planning to do?"

"Have you forgotten? During the day, they even kidnapped Young Master Liu!"

"Do you not know Young Master Liu's status? Do you not know the Explosive Heaven Gang's style?"

Amidst the crowd's discussions, Xu Que's figure had already appeared outside the Tian Men Stronghold!

Looking at the Tian Men Stronghold that had been bombed into ruins, the corners of Xu Que's mouth twitched slightly, and he felt shocked in his heart!

Someone had actually struck harder than their own Explosive Heaven Gang!

"Are you Xu Que of the Explosive Heaven Gang?" Just as Xu Que was puzzled, four men wearing pink outer robes and sporting various elegant hairstyles appeared before him.

Seeing their makeup, Xu Que really could not hold back and burst into loud laughter: "Are you the four fools from Heavenly Gate... I mean, the Four Immortal Venerables?"

"You..." Zhou Mingsi was just about to say something when his second brother pulled him back: "Big Brother! The Young Master is still in his hands! Endure him for now!"

Hearing his second brother's words, Zhou Mingsi could only change his tune and ask: "What business are you talking about?"

Xu Que turned his head and stopped looking at them, otherwise he really would not be able to control himself!

"It is like this: your Heavenly Gate must have offended some faction, as suddenly, half a day ago, they descended upon Chu'an City and bombed your stronghold into a pile of slag!"

"Our Explosive Heaven Gang, upholding the virtue of helping others for the joy of it, rescued your Young Master Liu Mengyi! We provided close-protection for a full four hours!"

"During that time, we even repelled three thousand Immortal Venerables, eight hundred Immortal Emperors, thirty Dao Venerables, and two Dao Emperors! Surely you should pay this protection fee, right?"

Repelled Immortal Emperors? Dao Venerables?

And even repelled Dao Emperors, for fuck's sake?

Watching Xu Que say such a paragraph without blushing or his heart racing—a statement where not even the punctuation marks were trustworthy—everyone in the crowd felt genuine admiration!

"Does Your Excellency truly intend to oppose our Heavenly Gate?"

Xu Que was slightly stunned: "Has my Explosive Heaven Gang not made itself clear enough?"

The moment he finished this sentence, the previously noisy street instantly fell silent!

Not clear enough?

This... this is very clear!

They simply did not regard Heavenly Gate with any seriousness at all!

"..." At this moment, Zhou Mingsi was also rendered speechless by Xu Que's retort!

Beside him, Zhou Zelei flicked the bangs across his forehead, frowned slightly, and said: "Big Brother, you are so stupid!"

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