Chapter 1544: I Cough If I Don't Listen to This

When stepping into that beam of light, Xu Que sensed that his soul body seemed to be stripped from his body!

However, that feeling only lasted for an instant...

His attention at this moment was attracted by the scene in front of him!

And Er Gouzi and Duan Jiude, who had stepped into the beam of light before him, had already disappeared.

Under the illumination of that beam of light, Xu Que seemed to have experienced his life all over again.

It was just that before he could even savor it, those images all disappeared...

"Que-ge!"

A call awakened Xu Que, who was in a daze. Er Gouzi and Duan Jiude were standing beside him.

"Que-ge, did you sense an annoying aura just now?" Er Gouzi said: "Just now, this Divine Venerable seemed to see my first life, as if all my secrets were seen by someone!"

When Er Gouzi mentioned it, Xu Que also realized something and replied: "Since we are here, let's settle here. Find a chance to fuck them!"

They seemed to be in a palace now, but there was nothing in this palace except for a pile of lotus seats!

And Xu Que also found that there were only about a thousand of these lotus seats...

At the same time, Er Gouzi had already taken out an Immortal Artifact to pry at a lotus seat in front of it, but after tossing for a long time, it didn't move at all.

Not long after, there were many more people in this hall, but the people Xu Que wanted to find were not among them.

"Sizzle!"

Suddenly!

Xu Que sensed a burning sensation of hot stinging pain coming from his arm!

His physical body was at least comparable to a peak Immortal Venerable, it shouldn't be affected by external forces!

How could it be...

Xu Que immediately lifted his sleeve and saw an eight-petaled lotus mark on his wrist!

Er Gouzi and Duan Jiude leaned over to take a look and said in surprise: "Damn, Que-ge, why did you get syphilis!"

"Syphilis your mother, this is a lotus!" Xu Que roared, and at the same time had the system detect the source of that mark.

"Ding! Detection complete! This mark is harmless to the host!"

"System, do you want to detect it again?" Regardless, this was an external object, and Xu Que was ultimately uneasy.

Before the system gave a second test result, that primitive bell sound rang again, followed by a vicissitudinous voice coming from the void:

"Buddha Realm trial first stage: Zen Meditation!"

"Everyone, enter the lotus seat. Lighting the first lotus petal within thirty-six hours counts as passing! Fighting is not allowed halfway, otherwise, you will be expelled from the Buddha Realm!"

Hearing this, everyone finally understood the function of the lotus mark on their wrists.

And after announcing the rules, that voice disappeared, but a bit of the Zen meaning contained in that voice remained in the hall.

Since that bronze gate appeared, the Buddha Realm trial was considered truly opened.

When everyone sat on the lotus seats and began to meditate, Xu Que closed his eyes again and began to communicate with the system.

"System, how do I do this Zen meditation? You don't really want this Bluffing Saint to sit there and be in a daze, right?"

Xu Que had quite a bit of self-knowledge; he couldn't handle the so-called Buddhist Zen path at all. If the system didn't take action, he was afraid he wouldn't be able to pass this level.

"Ding! Do you need numericalization?"

"I don't care, you can handle it, right?"

After ten breaths of silence, the system's voice sounded again: "Ding! Analyzing! Converting! Numericalization successful! Host can use Acting Cool Points to exchange for Lotus Compatibility Value."

Xu Que found that there was a scale bar on the lotus petal on his wrist. Each petal was subdivided into ten small grids, and lighting up one small grid required fifty thousand Acting Cool Points.

After seeing it clearly, Xu Que couldn't help but curse: "Damn! Profiteer!"

Seeing Xu Que's face change drastically, Er Gouzi couldn't help but ask: "Que-ge? What's wrong?"

Although the cultivators in this hall had never seen Xu Que, Er Gouzi, who was a trademark, was present, so they naturally recognized them.

"Nothing!" Xu Que shook his head and cast his gaze at the group of cultivators!

The system pitted him, he had no way, so he could only hope that these fellow Daoists could give some comfort.

After thinking for a while, Xu Que moved two black square boxes and placed them next to his lotus seat.

With a "click", he pressed a black button with the word "Play" written on it.

Following that, a piece of music played...

"Just like sunlight passing through the dark night, dawn quietly crosses the horizon, whose figure shuttles between reincarnation, the future road is right under the feet..."

Damn!

Some cultivators who had almost realized a bit of Zen meaning were startled by the singing, directly waking up.

Angry and shocked!

What kind of singing is this, my little heart almost shattered.

Everyone's eyes immediately swept toward the sound, all looking at Xu Que.

However, Xu Que sat on the ground with his eyes closed, solemn, as if he was very focused on comprehending Buddhist Dharma.

Everyone was almost about to spit out a mouthful of old blood.

Damn!

Listening to the melody of this kind of song, you can still be so focused on Zen meditation?

Everyone frowned, but no one dared to say anything.

After all, that old man and that dog were sitting there. This was clearly the legendary "virtue-lacking dog" combination, famous outside, and no one wanted to be the first bird to offend them.

Simply, everyone didn't say anything, took a deep breath, sat cross-legged again, closed their eyes, and prepared to enter the meditation state.

But the singing from the black box was still echoing in their ears.

"A new storm has appeared!"

"How can we stagnate!"

"Crossing time and space."

"Try your best."

"I will come to your side..."

Damn, damn!

Everyone opened their eyes again instantly.

Damn, why does this broken song sound like it makes one's blood boil?

I really want to go and do a big job!

I really want to go and pursue the light!

My ass!

So blood-boiling, so restless...

How can one still calm down to enter the Zen meditation state?

"Sigh!"

Finally, an old man couldn't bear it anymore, sighed, stood up slowly, looked at Xu Que and said: "Fellow Daoist, what are you doing?"

"I'm meditating! What else could I be doing?" Xu Que immediately opened his eyes, sat on the lotus seat and picked his nails: "You hurry up and meditate too! Don't bother me!"

Everyone was stunned upon hearing this!

Don't bother you?

Clearly you are bothering us, right?

"Fellow Daoist, you are really unreasonable! Clearly you inexplicably made a weird singing sound to disturb our state of mind, how can you say we are bothering you?" Someone immediately said angrily.

Xu Que looked innocent: "I cough if I don't listen to this when I meditate!"

Everyone was speechless!

Cough if you don't listen to songs when meditating? Bullshit!

And this song is too loud, how can one still calm down to meditate?

But thinking of this being the ruthless person of the Exploding Heaven Gang, the cultivators didn't dare to say anything too excessive, and couldn't say half a threatening word.

After hesitating again and again, a cultivator suggested: "Fellow Daoist, why don't you turn the volume down? That way you can hear it, and it won't affect us?"

Xu Que refused decisively: "No, no! If the volume is turned down, there's no feeling!"

"Why don't you change to another one? This one is really too noisy." Someone made a suggestion.

He sighed lightly and said: "Sigh, just now I realized Zen meaning with the mood of this song, but was disturbed by you all. Now I have to be threatened by you to change songs. Aren't you bullying an honest person?"

"In this way, here is one million Immortal Crystals, consider it compensation for the fellow Daoist, please change to another song!"

One million Immortal Crystals?

Xu Que scanned everyone and shook his head: "This isn't appropriate, right?"

"Appropriate!" Everyone said in unison.

"Fellow Daoist, no need to be polite! Please accept it, change to another song, and we will thank you first." That cultivator also hurriedly pushed the Immortal Crystals forward.

"Ah this..."

Xu Que was suddenly full of embarrassment: "Actually, Immortal Crystals or not doesn't matter, it's mainly that it's too difficult to find songs with the same effect, so... this one million Immortal Crystals is a bit lacking!"

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Xu Que swept his gaze over the crowd and shook his head, saying, "Isn't this inappropriate?"

"It's appropriate!" everyone said in unison.

"Fellow Daoist, no need to be polite! Please accept it. If you change to another song, we will thank you in advance." That cultivator also hurriedly pushed the Immortal Crystals forward.

"Everyone, actually I'm really not causing trouble; my way of meditating on Zen is a bit special." After Xu Que finished speaking, he even shook his wrist.

Everyone could see that his first petal had already lit up a little.

This works too?

Everyone was stunned, but they had no choice but to believe Xu Que's claim of meditating on Zen by listening to songs.

But if they let Xu Que mess around, they wouldn't be able to comprehend anything, so no matter what, they had to stop this guy!

"Fellow Daoist, just accept these Immortal Crystals." That cultivator urged again.

Everyone also looked at Xu Que with eager eyes.

"Ah, this…"

Xu Que immediately looked troubled: "Actually, it doesn't matter whether there are Immortal Crystals or not, it's just that finding songs with the same effect is really too difficult, so… this one million Immortal Crystals is a bit lacking!"

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