Chapter 1681
Even though Xu Que had seen great storms and waves, he was stunned by Dong Wuqi's performance.
In the end, after his earnest persuasion, he finally managed to convince Dong Wuqi to go back.
Before leaving, Dong Wuqi was still a bit embarrassed and urged Xu Que not to tell anyone about this.
Xu Que looked righteous: "Amitabha, this poor monk is a disciple of the Buddhist sect; how could I be the type of person with a big mouth? Don't worry, Fellow Daoist Dong, this poor monk's mouth is the tightest; if you don't believe me, you can... this poor monk can use the lives of my fellow disciples as a guarantee!"
Having received Xu Que's guarantee, Dong Wuqi left with peace of mind.
Halfway there, he suddenly felt something was wrong.
Didn't Tang Sanzang say that all his fellow disciples were dead?
Xu Que sent Dong Wuqi away, feeling quite emotional: "This Heaven Gate is truly full of perverts; I must hurry and bring Rou'er back."
So he went straight to the residence of Fairy Nishang to ask when the Heaven Gate competition would begin.
Fairy Nishang was in her room looking at intelligence reports from various sides, her beautiful brows slightly furrowed, unable to figure it out.
"Senior Sister, why are you so worried?" The female cultivator beside her asked with concern upon seeing this.
Fairy Nishang waved the intelligence on the table and said softly, "I don't know why, but the cultivators from the other three great Heaven Gates have all rushed to the Yongzhen Immortal Domain in recent days; could it be that they are planning something?"
The four great Heaven Gates had never had a good relationship, and Fairy Nishang couldn't help but feel a bit worried.
If these people were to launch an attack on South Heaven Gate City together, even if she were sitting in the city, she was afraid she wouldn't be able to stop them.
"Forget it, give the order for the disciples of the Holy Moon Hall to keep a close watch on those foreign cultivators; if there is any unusual movement, report it immediately," Fairy Nishang ordered.
"Yes."
The female cultivator turned and left; no sooner had she left than Xu Que arrived.
"Amitabha, greetings, Fairy Nishang." He put his hands together with a holy and dignified expression.
When Fairy Nishang saw Xu Que, she immediately thought of the experience that night, and a blush couldn't help but rise to her cheeks.
Xu Que was stunned when he saw this.
What's the situation?
Why does this woman look like a young girl in love the moment she sees this King of Pretension?
Could it be that this King of Pretension has become even more handsome recently, to the point where just one look is enough to stir her heart?
Sigh, it's truly a sin, a sin...
"I wonder why Master Tang is looking for me?" Fairy Nishang suppressed her thoughts and asked.
Xu Que cleared his throat and asked, "Amitabha, this poor monk wants to know, when exactly does the Heaven Gate competition begin?"
Fairy Nishang was startled: "Could it be that you are participating too, Master?"
She had thought Tang Sanzang was only here to find trouble with Er Gou and Duan Jiude.
"Did I not say so?" Xu Que said subconsciously, then turned solemn and serious: "To tell you the truth, this poor monk received news recently that Er Gou and Duan Jiude seem to have infiltrated the cultivators, attempting to sabotage the Heaven Gate competition. This poor monk thought, how could I let the conspiracies of these two shameless scoundrels succeed? Hence, I ask!"
Fairy Nishang's expression changed instantly, thinking of the gathering of the cultivators from the three great Heaven Gates.
No wonder... it turns out these two guys were the ones causing trouble behind the scenes!
In Fairy Nishang's view, besides Er Gou and Duan Jiude, those two bluffing demons whose eloquence surpassed their cultivation, others might not be able to incite the cultivators of the other three great Heaven Gates to come.
In this way, everything became clear.
"So that's how it is; thank you for the reminder, Master; I almost missed a major event." Fairy Nishang bowed gratefully to Xu Que: "If not for your reminder, Master, this time we might have truly fallen into the trap of these two villains."
Xu Que was a bit confused.
What did I remind her of?
I just came to ask when the Heaven Gate competition starts!
But of course, he wouldn't reveal his ignorance; instead, he followed along: "Since the Fairy understands, this poor monk will say no more; when the time comes to participate in the Heaven Gate competition, this poor monk will certainly do his best."
"Thank you, Master; the Heaven Gate competition will begin in three days, and disciples from the hall will notify you then."
Before leaving, Xu Que seemed to remember something and turned back to remind her.
"Fairy, recently Fellow Daoist Dong seems to have contracted a strange disease; please remind the cultivators in the hall not to be affected by him," Xu Que lowered his voice. "He seems to be a masochist."
"What is a masochist?" Fairy Nishang was puzzled.
Xu Que thought for a moment and explained: "Uh... it's a physiological disease, highly contagious; it is said that it only appears if one engages in promiscuous relationships."
Fairy Nishang's expression changed upon hearing this; a disease that even cultivators could catch—how terrifying that must be!
Thus, the rumors about Dong Wuqi engaging in promiscuous relationships spread vigorously throughout the four great Heaven Gates.
"Have you heard? Dong Wuqi has caught a contagious disease that even cultivators can catch!"
"I heard Dong Wuqi caught a contagious disease because of his promiscuous relationships!"
"Let me tell you, I heard Dong Wuqi has become impotent!"
"What? Dong Wuqi has lost his manhood!"
Three days later, when Dong Wuqi appeared before everyone again, he was greeted by countless sympathetic gazes.
A cultivator from the same Huanyun Immortal Domain stepped forward, patted him on the shoulder, and comforted him: "Senior Brother Dong, don't be depressed; even if you can never find a Dao companion again, you are still the best Senior Brother Dong in our hearts!"
"That's right, Senior Brother Dong, a man shouldn't be hung up on such trivial matters."
"Pursuing the Great Dao is our lifelong pursuit as cultivators!"
"Senior Brother Dong, you must pull yourself together!"
Dong Wuqi was completely confused, having no idea what these people were talking about.
When he figured out the ins and outs of the matter, he only felt his blood churning and his chest tightening uncontrollably.
"Tang Sanzang! I, Dong Wuqi, will not share the same sky as you!"
After saying this, he spat out a mouthful of old blood, his vision went black, and he fainted directly on the ground.
"Ah! Senior Brother Dong has fainted again!"
"Quick, quick, quick! Carry him away for treatment!"
This fainting spell further confirmed the fact that Dong Wuqi was physically weak due to his heartbreak over losing his masculine prowess.
Soon, the nickname "The Impotent Dong Wuqi" spread throughout the four great Heaven Gates.
As for Xu Que, because he slept everywhere in the Holy Moon Hall, causing the vital energy in these places to flourish, he also sparked rumors.
"Have you heard? Sleeping with the Buddha Son Tang Sanzang can improve your cultivation."
"Is that true? I heard that Tang Sanzang can absorb other people's cultivation by sleeping."
"Wait, didn't Dong Wuqi become impotent? Could it be that..."
"Damn! That's really possible!"
As the saying goes, three people can make a tiger; countless rumors, after being passed from mouth to mouth, eventually became unrecognizable.
When Xu Que stepped out of his room this day, the latest rumor he learned had evolved into "Dong Wuqi lost his masculine power because he slept with Tang Sanzang!"
Xu Que spat out a mouthful of old blood.
Damn it!
Which bastard started this rumor!
End of Chapter
