Chapter 1730: The Prince of Cheesy Pick-up Lines

Feng Yue Hua was very ambitious.

From the moment she first stepped onto the path of cultivation, she dreamed of becoming a powerhouse standing at the very peak.

But reality was always cruel. After being ruthlessly and coldly slapped in the face a few times, she suddenly realized that sometimes, hard work was not the only way to success.

Finding a shortcut, and using that shortcut correctly, was the fastest way to success.

During an exploration of a secret realm, Feng Yue Hua seduced a male cultivator for the first time and had him explore for her. After obtaining a secret treasure, a new door opened for her.

She had discovered the code to wealth!

There was no need to cultivate bitterly, no need to endure hardships to search for ruins, and even less need to take any risks.

As long as she relied on her beauty and eloquence to fool those male cultivators, they would naturally be willing to risk their lives for her.

Relying on this method, Feng Yue Hua advanced triumphantly, from Golden Core to Immortal King, from Immortal King to Immortal Venerable, all the way without obstruction.

The whole world seemed to be making way for her!

Therefore, the moment she saw Xu Que, she established a truth.

This would be the stepping stone for her to reach the next peak.

Of course, it wasn't just because Xu Que was handsome, but also because Ling Nichang and Qiu Zili valued him so much.

Feng Yue Hua hid behind Xu Que and carefully examined the look in Fairy Nishang's eyes; it was not at all the look one would have for a confidant or a trusted subordinate.

That unconcealable worry, admiration, and even faint jealousy were all clearly seen by her.

The aloof and cold Fairy Nishang had fallen for this monk in front of her!

Thinking of Ling Nichang, who usually mocked her, actually falling for a monk one day, Feng Yue Hua found it extremely ironic.

But what if she snatched this monk away?

What could be more pleasurable than snatching a man from someone else's hands?

"Nishang, oh Nishang... I really look forward to seeing the look on your face when this monk is holding me in his arms..." Feng Yue Hua thought to herself, while her face remained in that shy and timid expression. "Master Tang, if I really make Sister Nishang dislike me, then I'll just leave..."

After saying that, she pretended to leave.

The next second, she felt an arm firmly wrap around her, so much so that she couldn't break free at all.

"Ma, Master?" Feng Yue Hua's body trembled. She looked up and met Xu Que's deeply affectionate eyes.

Xu Que's eyes were blazing, and with a tone that suggested "in all the world, only you and I exist," he argued eloquently: "This benefactor, I never expected you to have such deep feelings for this poor monk. Even though this poor monk is usually accompanied only by ancient Buddhas and green lamps, my long-parched heart cannot help but become moist."

"Ma, Master, you, you feel that way, that's good..." Feng Yue Hua swallowed hard, feeling extremely horrified in her heart.

How is this monk different from what I imagined!

Aren't monks the kind of people who, upon seeing a woman, shyly lower their heads and say something like 'this poor monk does not get close to women'?

Why does this monk's gaze look like he's about to eat me alive!

Qiu Zili and Fairy Nishang, who were on the side, saw this scene, and their eyebrows twitched wildly.

What is wrong with Master Tang?

Is he possessed by a ghost?

Before they could go up to dissuade him, they saw Xu Que suddenly sigh with regret: "It's a pity. This poor monk has long ago made a grand vow before the Buddha: until hell is empty, I vow not to become a Buddha. In this life, I can only accompany the green lamps and ancient Buddhas, unable to return to secular life and join in marriage with you to become Dao companions."

Feng Yue Hua barely managed to pull out a smile: "No, no problem... As long as my, my heart can be known by you, Master, that is enough."

It's better that you can't return to secular life!

Do you think I'm a fool, really wanting to fly away with you, this monk!

In the cultivation world, it is universally acknowledged that Buddhist cultivators are the poorest, because they advocate the method of spiritual satisfaction, usually adopting the principle of taking the sky as a quilt and the earth as a bed.

I, Feng Yue Hua, have no interest in accompanying a poor monk like you to 'cultivate sentiment'!

Hurry, now you should say that you cannot let down the benefactor's good intentions, so you have decided to stay by the benefactor's side!

Feng Yue Hua looked at Xu Que with expectant eyes, waiting for things to progress as she had imagined.

Then, she heard Xu Que suddenly say with excitement: "How about this, Benefactor, you also shave your head and become a nun, and serve the ancient Buddha together with this poor monk. The two of us contemplating Buddhist principles before the green lamp, wouldn't that be a great joy in the human world?!"

Pfft!

Almost everyone couldn't help it and let out a snicker simultaneously.

Thinking of Feng Yue Hua, a notoriously promiscuous woman, suddenly shaving her head to become a nun, the image was indescribably funny.

Even Ding Yong, the number one sycophant, couldn't help it; his face twitched wildly, and he occasionally revealed a smile.

Feng Yue Hua directly gasped, resisting the urge to slap him, and smiled with difficulty: "That... Master, I haven't planned to become a nun yet..."

"If you don't become a nun, how can you be with this poor monk?" Xu Que looked puzzled and hugged her tighter. "This poor monk is very serious about relationships. Since you have confessed to this poor monk, this poor monk will definitely accept you. No matter how many Dao companions you had before, from today on, this poor monk is your only Dao companion!"

Yuck!

You still want me to give up the fish pond I worked so hard to raise?

Feng Yue Hua almost cursed out loud, and suddenly felt a large hand moving slowly behind her back, making all the hair on her body stand up.

But now, the problem is solved!

Xu Que saw Feng Yue Hua's reaction and decided to launch the final wave of the offensive.

He pulled hard, and Feng Yue Hua instantly pressed close to him.

Xu Que used the most affectionate gaze of his life to look at her and said slowly: "Mountains have no edges, heaven and earth unite, only then would I dare to part with you. Do you know the difference between you and the stars?"

"I, I don't know..."

"The stars are in the sky, you are in my heart. Guess which side this poor monk's heart is on?"

"The, the left side?"

"No, it's on your side!"

Feng Yue Hua felt like she was going crazy. She tried her best to break free from Xu Que's embrace, but no matter how hard she tried, she remained motionless.

She suddenly felt horrified in her heart. What is this monk's cultivation level?

I am at the peak of the Immortal Venerable stage, and I can't even break free from a single hug?!

Xu Que continued: "Benefactor, are you tired now?"

"No, I'm not tired!" Feng Yue Hua's expression had already begun to turn manic.

"But you've been running in this poor monk's mind all day, how could you not be tired?" Xu Que leaned close to Feng Yue Hua, stared into her eyes, and asked word by word, "Benefactor, do you know what time it is now?"

Feng Yue Hua felt her consciousness becoming a bit dazed: "I, I don't know, I don't know anything..."

Xu Que hooked the corner of his mouth into a charming smile and said in a low voice: "It's the starting point of our happiness!"

Feng Yue Hua gasped and directly exploded: "Ahhhhh! I was wrong! Let me go, I really can't take it anymore!"

Xu Que let go, and Feng Yue Hua flew away, disappearing without a trace.

Heh heh, how could you green tea bitches withstand this poor monk's cheesy pick-up lines?

... ===== CHAPTER 1731 =====