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Chapter 197: Even if I Have to Take a Loan, I Must Act Cool!

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A... a loan?

Xu Que was stunned on the spot. Damn, this system is haunted. It's getting more and more excessive as it upgrades, more and more like a profiteer. Now it's even lending money. Why don't you go to heaven?

No loan, absolutely no loan!

Xu Que was determined, thinking he couldn't bow to the system!

However...

"After calculation, the host's current comprehensive strength cannot kill the opponent. Although you can escape, you cannot act cool!"

With this sound from the system, Xu Que instantly froze!

Cannot kill the opponent, can only escape?

Could it be that my Monkey Sai Lei, blessed by a full-stack Killing Book, really can't kill those emperor souls?

Xu Que was suddenly unsure. It was true; he was only at the eighth layer of the Nascent Soul Stage, and being able to fight the Infant Transformation Stage was already shocking enough!

Now, even if he was facing souls, perhaps the lightning tribulation had a special effect on souls, but he estimated he could only handle Void Refinement Stage souls.

As for the Body Integration Stage... Xu Que really didn't have the confidence!

It was also impossible for the system to fool him. Although it was a profiteer, it calculated all the data accurately every time and would absolutely not fake it!

Of course, the most critical thing was the system's last sentence: you cannot act cool!

This instantly made Xu Que anxious!

Cannot act cool? Then what's the point of living? What's the difference from a salted fish?

It's just a loan, come on! Even if I have to take a loan, I must act cool!

"Tell me, how does this loan work?"

Xu Que moved his heart and asked the system.

As soon as this question was asked, a beautiful piece of music suddenly rang in Xu Que's mind, followed by the system's originally cold voice suddenly switching to an enthusiastic customer service voice!

"Welcome, host, to use the 'Acting Cool Loan'—a new feature currently launched by this system. Acting Cool Loan, no mortgage, zero guarantee, low interest, same-day disbursement, simple procedures, convenient and fast, escorting your acting cool career!"

Pfft!

Xu Que almost spat out a mouthful of old blood.

This... this is too humanized, it's really hard to accept.

At the same time, the system notification sound continued.

"In view of the host's skilled acting cool techniques, this system recommends you use the monthly interest equal principal loan, with only 2.3% points, repaying interest plus principal every month, easy and comfortable!"

"..."

"Do you wish to use the 'Acting Cool Loan'?"

"Let me ask one thing first, what if I can't pay it back after borrowing?" Xu Que asked with a smile.

"If the host defaults on repayment, this system will activate the 'Didi Hit People' function. Whether it's this world or other planes, someone will naturally come to deal with you!"

Yo ho!

Xu Que was happy when he heard this. Threatening me? I won't pay it back. I borrowed the money with my own ability, why should I pay it back?

Hmph, who's afraid of whom? I'm so tough, let's see who you can find to deal with me then!

Xu Que, who had made up his mind not to pay back the money, had already calmly entered the system mall interface and searched for musician skill books.

In fact, the system was right. Music itself has an influence on people's minds and souls, and it is a kind of alternative technique!

This has an enhanced influence on souls, and it might even severely damage them!

It's just that... after seeing the price of the skill books, Xu Que felt heartbroken again!

A two-star musician skill book costs 1,500 Acting Cool Points, and later after upgrading to Billion King, it was discounted a little.

But he had already upgraded to a two-star musician through self-comprehension before.

But now, a three-star musician skill book costs 3,000 Acting Cool Points!

A four-star skill book costs 5,000 Acting Cool Points directly!

In other words, if he wanted to deal with that group of emperor souls, he would have to spend 8,000 Acting Cool Points!

However, what is there to be afraid of? Anyway, he can take a loan!

"I want to borrow one billion!" Xu Que said arrogantly.

"Ding! The host's current credit rating is insufficient, and the loan quota is limited to 10,000 Acting Cool Points!"

"I... my credit rating is insufficient? Damn, you explain it clearly to me. I'm such an honest and trustworthy person, and you only give me a quota of 10,000?"

Xu Que almost jumped in anger.

But no matter how he talked to the system, the system was unmoved and insisted on only lending 10,000!

Xu Que couldn't do anything about the system, so he had to borrow 8,000 Acting Cool Points for the time being, divided into two years to pay off!

It was just enough to buy the three-star and four-star musician skill books!

"Swish!"

Two white lights shot up from his body in succession, and his understanding of music suddenly became much deeper!

The rise of all music is born from the human heart!

The movement of the human heart is caused by things!

When Xu Que opened his eyes again, his pitch-black eyes became even deeper!

Invisibly, he realized a certain Dao.

There are three thousand Great Daos, and music is also a kind of Dao!

Xu Que was promoted to a four-star musician, and his understanding of this Dao became even deeper!

The same piece of music, played and sung by different people, will give people different feelings and bring different emotions. This is the mysterious power of this Dao of Music.

After Xu Que realized this, he became more confident in dealing with the Body Integration Stage souls!

A four-star musician would definitely be beaten up by an Infant Transformation Stage expert.

But dealing with Body Integration Stage souls was more than enough!

"Ding! The restriction is about to be broken, please prepare, host!"

As the system notification sound rang again, the cracks on the stone door were already dense, as if covered in spiderwebs!

Xu Que immediately took out an electronic keyboard with powerful mixing functions from the system inventory, faced the stone door, and set it up in front of him!

The dozen souls hiding in the distance were instantly startled!

What's the situation? What does Senior want to do? Is that strange-looking thing some kind of powerful Dharma artifact?

"Boom!"

At this moment, the stone door sealing the tomb chamber suddenly made a muffled sound, as if it had been pulled by some force, as if it had been smashed fiercely, and countless dust fell from it.

Xu Que's expression suddenly froze!

"Crack!"

The restriction on the tomb door suddenly dimmed, followed by countless spiderweb-like cracks crawling all over the stone door!

"Ding! The tomb door is about to be broken. Suggest the host use a method that affects the soul, which can achieve twice the result with half the effort!"

This was the system notification sound ringing again.

Xu Que was instantly stunned. "What do you mean? What method that affects the soul?"

"Ding! Warning, detected several exceptionally powerful Body Integration Stage souls behind the restriction. Suggest the host quickly upgrade to a four-star musician identity, otherwise there will be danger!"

"Damn, can't I beat them with Monkey Sai Lei? Now you want me to upgrade to a four-star musician identity. Where the hell would I get the Acting Cool Points? I can't even upgrade to the three-star level!" Xu Que was speechless on the spot. How could this system do such things as looting during a fire?

Four-star musician? That would cost how many Acting Cool Points, and now he only had a thousand-plus Acting Cool Points left, which wasn't enough at all!

"Ding! Congratulations to the host, after this system upgraded to version 3.0, it can provide you with low-interest small loans, no mortgage, zero guarantee, and you can apply for success in just 30 seconds!"

Xu Que narrowed his eyes slightly. Although he did not know how these people had been transformed into souls and survived for so many years, in front of a four-star musician like him, all souls were trash!

So what if they were at the Void Refinement Stage?

So what if they were at the Body Integration Stage?

Are you the imperial ancestors of the Fire Yuan Kingdom?

Heh, useless!

Now is the world of me, the King of Acting Cool, Xu Que!

"Ceng ceng ceng!"

Immediately, Xu Que raised his large hand high, fingers pointing downward, and swept them fiercely across the electronic keyboard, pressing several keys with phantom-like speed.

The next moment, he focused his Qi in his dantian, opened his eyes wide in anger, and shouted loudly: "The Eighth Set of National Middle School Broadcast Gymnastics, The Era is Calling..."

【La la la la, the second chapter is here, everyone remember to vote and tip!】

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