Chapter 237: Who is the bumpkin?
Xu Que was full of confusion, standing blankly on the spot, watching the strange car rushing toward him.
This car was too bizarre, its shape very much like the retro small sedans on Earth, covered in iron skin, with four metal tires underneath.
But the material was clearly very different. The car was forged entirely of metal, and if you looked closely, runes were carved on the surface, and there was a huge spirit stone on the front of the car, acting as the source of power.
This construction principle was very similar to Xu Que's Divine Might Charging Cannon, both relying on runes to absorb spirit stone energy and turn it into power.
But looking at it, this car wasn't fully automatic either; it still required the driver's technique to control, just like flying a sword.
But this was enough to make Xu Que feel surprised.
The five countries were very far apart. The Fire Yuan Kingdom and the Water Origin Kingdom were considered very close, but this Golden Yuan Kingdom was separated from the Fire Yuan Kingdom by a huge boundary. Without a teleportation array, it would take at least half a year of travel to arrive.
So in Xu Que's memory, his understanding of this Golden Yuan Kingdom was also limited to the name.
Of course, occasionally he had heard that the cultivators of this Golden Yuan Kingdom didn't focus on cultivation, liked to rely on external objects, and the artifact refining masters didn't do their proper jobs and were always tinkering with strange skills and clever devices.
But now it seemed that this Golden Yuan Kingdom was the country with the most scientific consciousness, which was no wonder it could become a great enemy of the Fire Yuan Kingdom!
"Kid, hurry and dodge!"
At this time, the woman in the car screamed in shock, seemingly unable to stop the car, and could only shout, while the car also rushed toward Xu Que at high speed.
But Xu Que was still examining the car, as if he hadn't heard anything.
"Bang!"
With a muffled sound, accompanied by the screams of the two women, the front of the car slammed into Xu Que!
However, the car accident scene was very harmonious.
The entire strange car stopped instantly, and Xu Que wasn't sent flying, nor was he injured, but his body was wrapped by the metal-forged front of the car, or rather, it was completely stuck inside.
And looking at the degree of the car's indentation, it was probably scrapped!
"Hmm, it seems this car only has the form but not the substance, it doesn't even have a braking system!" Xu Que shook his head, looking disappointed.
But the two women in the car were stunned. After a while, they recovered.
One of them immediately ran off the car screaming, glaring at Xu Que and saying: "You... you compensate me for my Spirit Treasure Divine Steed!"
"Divine Steed?"
Xu Que widened his eyes and nearly burst into laughter.
Such a broken thing, and you have the nerve to call it a Divine Steed?
Xu Que shook his head: "This girl, can you speak properly? Clearly you hit me, why should I compensate you? You damn well hit me, and I haven't even tried to scam you! Are you trying to blackmail me? If I don't submit, are you going to take out a watermelon knife from inside and give me a dozen stabs? May I ask, is your father Li Gang?"
The woman was furious: "You... you person! Clearly you ran out suddenly, causing me to forget to stop the Spirit Treasure Divine Steed's runes, and that's why..."
"This broken thing is driven by runes?"
Xu Que was startled, interrupting the woman's words.
The woman heard this and looked disdainful: "Hmph, bumpkin, you don't even recognize a Spirit Treasure Divine Steed. I don't care, you damaged my Divine Steed, you must compensate me!"
"Who are you calling a bumpkin?"
Xu Que was unhappy immediately, climbed up from the ground, tidied his hairstyle, pointed at his own face and said angrily: "Big sister, open your eyes and look, yes! Look at this handsome face. With this outfit of mine, wherever I go, I am a presence that is elegant and unrestrained, where flowers bloom when they see me! Seeing you are young and look pretty good, how come you are blind? And this broken thing of yours, I could casually get one that is better than yours!"
"Broken thing? You actually dare to say that our Spirit Treasure Pavilion's latest Divine Steed is a broken thing?"
The woman widened her eyes, unable to believe it, as if she had heard something incredible.
The other woman also couldn't hold it anymore, stepped down, and snorted coldly: "What an arrogant kid, do you know that at least half of the Divine Steeds in the entire Golden Yuan Kingdom are forged by our Spirit Treasure Pavilion?
And the Divine Steed you damaged now is the Thousand-Mile Wind-Chaser newly forged by our Spirit Treasure Pavilion's Great Elder, yet you actually dare to speak wildly, saying you have a stronger one?"
"Pfft, Thousand-Mile Wind-Chaser? What kind of broken name is this, too low, completely incomparable to the high-grade Divine Steed of our Zha Tian Bang!"
Xu Que laughed out loud, full of disdain.
"Zha Tian Bang?"
Both women were stunned, full of confusion.
Clearly, the deeds of the Fire Yuan Kingdom's Imperial City hadn't spread here yet, and neither of them had heard of the Zha Tian Bang's name.
One of the women said coldly: "I don't care what gang you are, in any case, you damaged my Divine Steed first and were disrespectful to our Spirit Treasure Pavilion, you must leave an explanation!"
"That's right, our Spirit Treasure Pavilion's Divine Steed is one of the best in the Golden Yuan Kingdom. You actually dare to speak wildly, if you don't apologize, I will definitely make you eat and walk around!" The other woman also said angrily.
Xu Que narrowed his eyes, sneered and shook his head: "Young, but your temper isn't small! Let's talk reason, your Spirit Treasure Pavilion is indeed not very good. The Divine Steed forged by our Zha Tian Bang is the real treasure. Yo, don't be unconvinced, let me ask you, have you heard of BMW, Mercedes-Benz? Have you heard of Lamborghini, Bugatti, Ferrari, Aston Martin, Maserati? Look, you haven't heard of any of them, and you still have the nerve to show off your Spirit Treasure Pavilion here? Aren't you ashamed?"
Both women were stunned, completely confused.
The words this youth said, they really hadn't heard of any of them... oh no, except for BMW, they must have heard of this one.
Immediately, the woman showed a disdainful smile: "Who is still using horses nowadays? We are all driving Divine Steeds!"
"Hehe, the BMW I mentioned is not a horse, but refers to one of the Divine Steeds of our Zha Tian Bang. Forget it, you wouldn't understand even if I told you. I'd better be merciful and let you two stupid frogs at the bottom of the well broaden your horizons! Come out, my bikini... pfft! No, that's wrong! My Lamborghini!"
Xu Que summoned the system interface and rented a Lamborghini sports car without hesitation.
Both women were taken aback, their faces full of confusion.
Xu Que's move was completely to act cool!
Damn moron big bumpkin!
The people of this Golden Yuan Kingdom, tinkering with some broken iron skin car and having the nerve to call it a Divine Steed? It's really funny! And you dare to say this King of Acting Cool is a bumpkin?
Since that's the case, let you see properly.
What is called a truly dashing sports car!
With a "whoosh" sound, a white light flashed, and a luxurious Lamborghini instantly appeared in front of the two women.
Both of them were dumbfounded!
Clearly, the exquisite and beautiful appearance of this sports car was enough to blind their eyes instantly.
That body arc that made people satisfied just by looking at it, the exquisite plating, just from the appearance of the car body, it directly threw their so-called Spirit Treasure Divine Steed away by hundreds of streets.
【The first update is delivered. I have to travel to Buddha's Mountain to attend a writer's summit, so the update will be a bit late, probably around 5 or 6 in the evening. I'm frantically rushing the draft in the car now! But why do girls always come to chat me up, you tell me, isn't it annoying? Still not letting me code words? Hmph!】 ===== CHAPTER 238 =====
Fortunately, the system mall was not cheating people this time; whether it was excavators or various types of sedans and sports cars, they could all only be redeemed in the form of rentals, and the price was consistent: 500 Acting Cool Points per day!
Xu Que's move was entirely for the sake of acting cool!
Damn, what a retard!
These people from the Golden Yuan Kingdom, they dare to call some broken tin-can cars "divine steeds"? It's truly hilarious! And they dare to call this King of Acting Cool a bumpkin?
Since that's the case, I'll let you see for yourselves.
What is truly called a cool sports car!
With a "swish," a white light flashed, and a luxurious Lamborghini instantly appeared before the two women.
The two were instantly dumbfounded!
Clearly, the exquisite and beautiful shape of this sports car was enough to blind their eyes instantly.
The body curves that satisfied the eyes at a single glance, the exquisite plating—just from the appearance of the car body alone, it threw their so-called Spirit Treasure Divine Steeds hundreds of streets away.
【First update delivered. I'm going to Buddha's Mountain today to attend a writers' summit, so the update will be a bit late, probably around 5 or 6 in the evening. I'm frantically rushing to finish the manuscript in the car right now! But why do girls always come to chat me up? Tell me, isn't that infuriating? Are they not going to let me type? Hmph!】
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