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Chapter 250: Pain Pain Pain!

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"Sizzle~"

Xu Que squeezed that soft, fleshy thing hard, and it made a series of slippery sounds, just like squeezing meat.

And he discovered that the surrounding stone walls were all normal, and only this small part had a problem.

Immediately, Xu Que summoned the system.

"Profiteer... pfft, no, system, hurry up and check what this thing is!"

Whoosh!

A white light flashed before Xu Que's eyes, followed by the system prompt.

"Ding! Detection complete. Unknown creature discovered, currently in a semi-slumber, semi-sealed state. Do you want to purchase 'Purification Water' to wake it up?"

"What the hell? This soft thing is a creature? And waking it up requires buying a bottle of Purification Water worth 5,000 Acting Cool Points? Damn, I'm not doing it!"

Xu Que widened his eyes immediately. God knows what kind of thing this unknown creature is. What if it's some ancient evil spirit or some sealed monster that comes out after waking up? After being killed by him, wouldn't he only get a little experience points?

Too much of a loss. In this day and age, what are experience points? Acting Cool Points are the most precious, okay?

"Not doing it, absolutely not doing it!"

Xu Que refused the system without hesitation.

Although he had successfully accumulated over 10,000 Acting Cool Points again, he still couldn't bear to waste half of them on an unknown creature. After all, the risk was a bit high, and it was very likely that the 5,000 Acting Cool Points would just go down the drain.

However, as a generation's King of Acting Cool, he must have a curious heart to explore.

After Xu Que refused the system, he stood in place and began to try to pull that piece of meat, attempting to pull the creature out.

It's just that after pulling for a long time, he couldn't pull it at all.

He even exerted the power of the Dragon Soaring Nine Transformations and the Killing Sword, but he still couldn't pull that piece of meat, as if it were growing into the stone wall.

Xu Que even had an illusion that unless he could shake the entire mountain range, it would be impossible to pull it.

"Damn it, what kind of trashy creature is this? Ptooey!" Xu Que glared, pulled out his Killing Sword, and stabbed directly into that piece of meat.

"Slap!"

However, unexpectedly, the Killing Sword just touched the meat and was directly bounced away, sliding to the side, with a sense of powerlessness like a fist hitting cotton!

"Damn, I don't believe in evil."

Xu Que gripped the Killing Sword and stabbed rapidly.

However, just as Xu Que was about to give up, an accident occurred.

The piece of meat on the stone wall suddenly flicked, and immediately after, a sharp scream came from behind the stone wall!

"Ouch, damn, damn, pain pain pain pain! Who is sneak-attacking this god-venerable? If you have guts, come in!"

The voice from inside the stone wall immediately startled Xu Que.

He widened his eyes, incredulous. He just stabbed a few times, and he really woke up the creature inside?

And the key point was that this guy had such a big tone, actually calling himself a god-venerable? How could a god-venerable be sealed in a stone wall? Are you kidding me?

Xu Que raised his eyebrows and sneered: "I am the Lord of the Immortal World, titled Emperor of Little Fresh Meat. What kind of thing are you, daring to shout here and disturb my peace?"

The inside of the stone wall was silent for a moment, and then that sharp voice came.

"Hmph, where did this little brat come from, daring to impersonate the Lord of the Immortal World in front of this god-venerable? Truly bold, how outrageous! Wait, what are you holding in your hand? Don't hide it, damn, don't hide it, just now you stabbed my tongue!"

"You can see me?" Xu Que paused, calmly retracting the Killing Sword into the system storage space, full of surprise. The other party was clearly sealed in the stone wall, yet could see every move he made.

This kind of ability is very extraordinary; at the very least, it must be a divine sense above the Body Integration Stage to have such powerful perception!

"Hmph, nonsense, what can't this god-venerable see? I tell you, you're finished!" The voice from the stone wall threatened.

Xu Que raised his eyebrows and was instantly amused: "You idiot can't even come out, yet you threaten me? So what if I stabbed you? Do you believe I'll stab you a few more times?"

"Hmph, young man, don't be too arrogant! This god-venerable only used five hundred years to lick through this stone wall seal. As long as two thousand more years pass, I will definitely be able to get out. By then, this god-venerable will be the first to seek revenge on you!" The voice from the stone wall snorted.

Pfft? Spent five hundred years licking through the stone wall seal?

Xu Que couldn't help but laugh, shaking his head: "Two thousand years later, I will have long ascended to the Immortal World and achieved an immortal position. What will you use to take revenge on me? Lick me to death?"

"Roar!"

Suddenly, a roar came from the stone wall, responding to Xu Que.

However, this roar, apart from the slightly louder sound, couldn't cause any deterrent effect at all.

Xu Que calmly sized up the piece of meat. As the voice from the stone wall said, it really looked like a tongue!

"Young man, you have angered this god-venerable. You're finished. Even if you become an immortal two thousand years later, this god-venerable will still blast you to death with one punch! The number of immortals who died at the hands of this god-venerable back then was at least ten thousand!"

"Forget it, just keep bragging. If you had that ability, would you be sealed here?" Xu Que sneered.

"That was because this god-venerable accidentally entered this place and was tricked by that ruthless person, one slip of the foot becomes a thousand years of hatred!" The voice from the stone wall said angrily.

"Fine, fine, you're awesome. This Immortal Emperor has serious business to attend to. You continue licking the stone wall. We'll meet again in two thousand years, don't miss it, goodbye!"

Xu Que shook his head, not wanting to talk nonsense with it anymore, and turned to leave.

But the voice from the stone wall immediately became anxious and shouted: "Eh eh eh, young man, don't go. You woke this god-venerable up, how can you just leave? Hurry back, this god-venerable has a great fortune to bestow upon you."

"Don't want it!" Xu Que walked forward without looking back.

"Come back, this god-venerable can bestow upon you a supreme technique!"

"Don't want it!"

"Wait, young man, you came here, could it be that you are looking for the Sword Spirit? Hahaha, this god-venerable knows where it is!"

"Oh?" Xu Que's footsteps stalled, slightly moved, and he turned around: "You know where the Sword Spirit is?"

"Not bad, this Sword Tomb was used by that ruthless person to seal the Sword Spirit back then. This god-venerable just accidentally got tricked by him, but that Sword Spirit is extremely afraid of this god-venerable." The voice from the stone wall said proudly.

"Fine, then tell me, where is the Sword Spirit?" Xu Que said skeptically.

The voice from the stone wall replied: "It's in this Sword Tomb!"

"..."

Xu Que instantly twitched his lips, extremely annoyed.

Damn your sister, who doesn't know the Sword Spirit is in the Sword Tomb?

Are you daring to play with me?

"Damn idiot, you're finished!"

Xu Que immediately pulled out the Killing Sword again and rushed straight at the tongue on the stone wall.

"Hey, young man, what do you want to do?"

"Presumptuous!"

"How outrageous!"

"Try coming one step closer."

"Do you believe this god-venerable will blast you to death with one punch?"

"Young man, young man, things can be discussed, don't be impulsive... ouch, ah..."

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【The fourth update is delivered. Did you think dirty when you saw the chapter title? Truly terrifying! A pure person like this King of Acting Cool, would I write that kind of dirty stuff? Finally can go home tomorrow, everyone hurry up and vote and tip, otherwise I'll get lost!】 ===== CHAPTER 251 =====

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