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Chapter 305: I will give you this opportunity!

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"Strange, isn't stinky tofu square-shaped? Why are there strip-shaped ones?" The Eighth Elder was stunned for a moment, even guessing, could this be a new kind of stinky tofu?

"Slurp!"

The Second Prince sucked that black, mushy thing into his mouth in one go, closed his eyes, and started chewing directly.

Immediately, his brows furrowed slightly, and he asked strangely: "Eh? Didn't they say this thing is delicious and has great texture? Why does it feel a bit dry and hard when I eat it, and the taste is so pungent?"

"Strange, it's the same for me!" The old eunuch beside the Second Prince also asked suspiciously.

On the contrary, one prince objected: "That's not right, I feel it's very delicious, especially this texture, crispy on the outside and tender on the inside. Once you bite into it, the tender juice bursts out, leaving a fragrance in the mouth!"

"What I ate was also like this. This thing is indeed very delicious, a bit like tofu, but a hundred times better than tofu!"

"Yes, and my spiritual soul power has really increased. This is too magical!"

"Ah? No way, why do I feel it's dry and hard when I eat it, very difficult to chew, and especially stinky, very choking!"

"Yes, not only choking, it's almost nauseating. What on earth is going on?"

Several princes were astonished; some had eaten real stinky tofu, while others had eaten Er Gouzi's stinky dog-shit!

Xu Que and the Seventh Princess had both stepped out of the crowd.

But watching this scene, Xu Que held back his laughter so much that he almost collapsed on the ground laughing.

These people really have heavy tastes, actually eating Er Gouzi's dog feces.

Truly amazing, my brother. Er Gouzi was sealed in the stone wall for ten thousand years and had never pooped. Who would have thought... just after pooping, it was eaten by these few princes!

"Not right!"

The Eighth Elder of the Fragrant Sky Valley saw something was wrong, hurriedly leaned forward to take a look, his expression instantly turning strange. He pointed to the few remaining black strip-shaped objects in the oil pot and asked Er Gouzi: "Little dog, this old man asks you, what is this?"

"Pah, damn it, you're the dog, your whole family are dogs! This Divine Venerable is so heroic and domineering, clearly a wolf! As for this thing, hehe, that has a great history!" Er Gouzi said with a proud and arrogant face.

"A great history? This old man would like to hear the details!"

The Eighth Elder's expression sank, but having seen earlier that Er Gouzi seemed to know Xu Que, he reluctantly gave some face and didn't flare up on the spot.

The others also looked at Er Gouzi one after another, especially the few princes. Hearing Er Gouzi say so proudly that this was something with a great history, they couldn't help but feel even more excited, secretly thinking that this time they had made a huge profit!

"Unexpectedly, ah. Not coming out into the world for ten thousand years, the world has changed so much. You actually all changed to eating shit, and it's selling so hotly!"

Er Gouzi was incomparably moved, feeling the world had changed too much, but still said with an arrogant face: "Fortunately, this Divine Venerable is also quite righteous, just now I took the treasure I had stored for over ten thousand years, oh right, it's also been over ten thousand years since..."

"Pfft!"

The Eighth Elder of the Fragrant Sky Valley was also dumbfounded, unable to believe it.

Following closely, he was furious, pointing at Er Gouzi, trembling with anger, and said in a trembling voice: "You... you, this is simply wasting heavenly treasures! Such a pot of priceless stinky tofu, you actually threw dog-shit into it?"

"Fart, this is wolf feces! Wait... what did you say? That kid cooked stinky tofu?" Er Gouzi only then realized belatedly, staring with two large eyeballs in surprise.

The Seventh Princess was shocked, thinking that she had also eaten stinky tofu just now, her expression instantly changing drastically, almost vomiting.

Fortunately, she remembered that Xu Que seemed to have scooped out a bowl before Er Gouzi poured the dog feces into the oil pot, so it hadn't been contaminated.

Only then did she breathe a sigh of relief.

"Princess, didn't you say you wanted to drink tea? Let's go, let's go, let's go drink quickly!" Xu Que saw things were not right and directly grabbed the Seventh Princess's small hand, striding away toward the distance of the street.

"Ya... Young Master Xu, this... this..."

The Seventh Princess was originally about to ask Xu Que if he had known the truth long ago, but at this moment, suddenly being grabbed by the hand, her heart instantly became chaotic, and her mind went blank!

Being a princess for so many years, she had always been reserved and proper. Let alone being held by the hand by a man, even talking, she rarely talked much!

Now, suddenly being grabbed by the hand by Xu Que, for a conservative princess, it was simply an unbelievable and incomparably panic-inducing thing.

"Awoo!"

At this time, a howl from Er Gouzi came from behind the street.

Afterwards, it was the angry scolding of several princes, and then, the crowd was in chaos, with all kinds of chickens flying and dogs jumping.

"Xu Que! You actually dared to pit this Divine Venerable, you're finished... ah, it hurts, hurts, hurts!"

"Why are you hitting? If you have the guts, let's fight one-on-one! This Divine Venerable has always been invincible in one-on-one..."

"Awoo! How unreasonable, bullying the few with the many, what kind of heroes are you? Don't force this Divine Venerable to make a move, otherwise you'll regret it for a lifetime. This Divine Venerable has killed people!"

"Damn it, still hitting? Believe it or not, with one order from this Divine Venerable, a million divine wolves will immediately appear and surround your Imperial City?"

"Awoo... hurts, hurts, hurts, hurts!"

In the street, vaguely, Xu Que also seemed to hear Er Gouzi's angry cursing, and was instantly overjoyed.

Although he knew that this group of people couldn't hurt Er Gouzi at all, Xu Que was still very happy to see Er Gouzi being chased and beaten.

But right now, he didn't want to join in that kind of excitement, so he directly took the Seventh Princess and ran!

Acting cool and then running, very exciting.

But acting cool and then taking the most beautiful girl in the whole scene to run, that is truly amazing!

When such a shot appears in a movie, it is often the most handsome and domineering, and it is the protagonist's privilege!

So Xu Que had no other thoughts; he was purely for the sake of increasing his "coolness" level, maintaining his cool-acting posture at all times, very professional!

But as they ran, the two actually passed by the entrance of a tavern that hadn't closed yet.

Xu Que paused, suddenly wanting to drink a little.

After all, having just finished roasting chicken wings and stinky tofu, without some wine, he always felt something was missing.

"Princess, why not forget about tea, let's have some wine instead!"

He looked at the Seventh Princess, who was still shaken, and said.

The Seventh Princess calmed down.

"Young... Young Master Xu, it's getting late, why not wait until tomorrow..." After pondering for a moment, she intended to leave first.

Xu Que immediately interrupted: "Princess, you are wrong to say that. As the saying goes, if you don't drink at night, you've wasted your life! Come, come, come, let's have a pot first. You approached me, wasn't it to inquire about my identity? I will give you this opportunity, let's go!"

Xu Que stepped into the tavern.

【Second update!】 ===== CHAPTER 306 =====

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