Chapter 379: You Are Surrounded by the Explode-the-Heaven Gang!
Several tons?
And explosives at that?
Upon hearing this, Er Gouzi's eyes immediately bulged like two lanterns, his face a mask of utter confusion.
"Why are you looking at me? Hurry up and get ready, or you'll pull a muscle when you run!" Xu Que patted Er Gouzi's dog head and said.
Er Gouzi didn't even bother to dodge; with a loud "smack," he collapsed onto the ground, tongue lolling out, his eyes rolling toward Xu Que as he said, "Kid, I choose to be strangled! Get on with it!"
"Oh, alright!" Xu Que smiled and nodded, pretending to form a two-fingered grip.
"Wait, stop!" Er Gouzi's fur instantly bristled all over; he jumped up in a panic and shouted, "Damn it, are you serious?"
"Military orders are as solid as a mountain; those who disobey are executed on the spot. Look at the others; who dares not obey?" Xu Que pointed to the Three Thousand Snow City Army present.
Upon hearing this, the three thousand people's faces instantly changed; with a "swish," they rapidly adjusted their formation, instantly splitting into four small squads, perfectly neat and orderly.
"Reporting to General Zhuge, the squads have been assigned; please issue orders!" Second Battalion Commander shouted with full vigor.
Xu Que narrowed his eyes, nodded, then looked at Er Gouzi again: "Well? Do you want to carry the explosives or be strangled?"
"I'll carry ten jin!" Er Gouzi raised his dog paw and said.
"No way, at least twenty tons!"
"Damn it, how can anyone carry twenty tons?"
"Just make more trips back and forth! You damn thing can't die anyway, so what are you scared of?"
"Can't die? Just look at this Divine Venerable; after you burned me with fire last time, my fur hasn't even grown back!" Er Gouzi, getting angry as he spoke, twisted his body and presented his bare butt toward Xu Que.
"Smack!"
Xu Que slapped it right away, cursing, "Damn it, this is ridiculous! Hurry up and put your butt away; this General doesn't go for that kind of thing. I'll make one more concession; you must carry at least ten tons over there!"
"Fine, I'll carry it!" In front of the Three Thousand Snow City Army, Er Gouzi felt a bit embarrassed; he quickly tucked away his bare butt and reluctantly hid to the side.
Afterwards, amidst the shocked gazes of everyone, Xu Que began carrying out one by one the high-tech combat weapons he had exchanged from the System Mall.
"Hiss!"
Everyone couldn't help but suck in a sharp breath, their eyes widening.
Before them lay a pile of huge iron lumps, utterly unheard of and unseen!
Even more terrifying was that these things exuded an extraordinary momentum; one look told you they were no simple matter.
In the vast open space, ten latest-model Armed Helicopters and ten Armored Tanks of the King of Land Battles were parked.
All were rented by Xu Que on a daily basis; five hundred Acting Cool Points per day, totaling ten thousand Acting Cool Points spent!
Xu Que felt heartache, but to give the Empress a surprise, he was truly going all out; this display of Acting Cool had to be massive!
"Come, those who want to fly the helicopters, come over; I'll give you an Infusion!"
Xu Que called the Fourth Squad, asking them to send one hundred relatively smart and quick-witted people; then he directly exchanged the Helicopter Crash Course Training from the System Mall, spending another hundred Acting Cool Points to give everyone an Infusion!
Moments later, he called another one hundred soldiers from the First Squad to undergo an Infusion for Tank skills!
As for the Rocket Launchers and the Divine Might Charging Cannons, that was much simpler!
The Rocket Launchers were exchanged at a price of three hundred Acting Cool Points per day; a total of ten were exchanged.
The Divine Might Charging Cannons could only be forged by Xu Que himself, but before dawn, he had already prepared everything, forging ten cannons in one go!
Once everything was ready, Xu Que ordered the two hundred people who had learned Helicopter and Tank driving techniques to each find a teammate; forming pairs, they were divided into fifty groups!
Because the System had this bug: once a rented item was destroyed, as long as it was rented daily, a new one could be obtained for free!
So Xu Que wasn't afraid at all that those Tanks and Helicopters would be damaged in battle; if they were destroyed, the worst that could happen was swapping one out!
"Is everyone ready?" Xu Que asked in a deep voice.
"Ready!" Everyone responded in unison, eager to try.
"Good, the First Squad and Fourth Squad go first; except for those who can drive Tanks and Helicopters, everyone else provides long-range fire support to cover them!" Xu Que waved his hand!
Instantly, ten Armored Tanks of the King of Land Battles moved forward with a momentum that crushed everything.
The Trees blocking their path were completely flattened, crushed straight through with unparalleled dominance!
Behind them, ten Armed Helicopters spun their propellers with a "clang clang clang," kicking up a hurricane as they rose into the sky!
"Damn it, so dominant! Kid, let this Divine Venerable drive one too!" Er Gouzi, watching with burning envy, anxiously said beside Xu Que.
Xu Que glanced at him and smiled, saying, "If you successfully transport all the explosives inside, I'll get one for you to play with!"
"No problem, leave it to this Divine Venerable!" Er Gouzi immediately stood up, patting his chest to guarantee it, very enthusiastic!
Xu Que nodded, then looked at the remaining two thousand-plus Snow City Army soldiers; from the System Package, he bought a pile of Camouflage Uniforms, among which were Sunglasses!
"Come, everyone put on these clothes; this General will take you flying!"
Everyone looked a bit dazed but dared not ask too much; each grabbed a set and changed their gear on the spot!
"Don't underestimate these clothes; they have a function to reduce presence. Once you're on the Battlefield, you'll blend in with the grass, confusing the enemy's long-range soldiers' vision! Hurry up and change; come over once you're done! This General will go cover those two squads first!"
Xu Que quickly said that; seeing the Tanks and Helicopters were about to reach Bishui City, he immediately grabbed Er Gouzi and rushed over.
Everything was ready; all he had to do was provide cover and kill the enemy.
As for the Defensive Array on the City Wall, he had tested it; modern explosive bombs could break it through. So, bringing Er Gouzi along and moving out over ten tons of explosives, he smiled and said, "Come, come, Er Gouzi, move all these explosives inside. Remember not to make them too obvious; concentrate them in every corner of the City Wall! If you do this well, I'll definitely let you drive a Tank!"
"No problem!" Er Gouzi was very excited; he hoisted several Explosive Packs on his back and dashed toward the City Wall in a flash.
Xu Que was overjoyed; after watching Er Gouzi leave, he secretly installed switches on the remaining batches of explosives!
Meanwhile, the Helicopters and Tanks had all arrived, parked neatly and orderly several thousand meters from the City Wall, with magnificent momentum, waiting for Xu Que's order!
Xu Que walked forward calmly, beginning to set up the Rocket Launchers and Divine Might Charging Cannons; every single dark Cannon mouth was aimed directly at Bishui City!
The Soldiers on Bishui City were all startled, their faces full of confusion!
"What's going on?"
"Why have these people come again?"
"And they brought so many strange things."
"Look quickly, there's one in the sky too! What kind of Dharma Artifact is that exactly?"
"Stop talking nonsense, hurry and report to the City Lord again, say the other side has deployed a Dharma Artifact!"
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At this moment, Xu Que had already taken out a loudspeaker and shouted loudly toward Bishui City: "Hello, hello, hello!"
"People on the other side, listen up, you are already surrounded by the Exploding Heavens Sect; within ten seconds, put down your weapons, bring all the women and Heavenly Materials and Earthly Treasures, and come out to surrender!"
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