Chapter 428
Launch conference!
This term, although strange in the Cultivation World, everyone could understand its meaning, and Xu Que also explained it very clearly: it's a conference to launch new products!
This guy made it so exaggerated that everyone felt it was unnecessary; after all, you are the only one in the entire Imperial City, whether you hold a launch conference or not, everyone knows what you are selling!
But they didn't know that Xu Que, in doing so many things, never forgot one principle—acting cool!
The career of acting cool is great and secretive; it needs to be done all the time: act cool when sleeping, act cool when flirting, and act cool when making money.
Think about it, while making money, also acting cool, what a wonderful thing that would be!
So this day, as soon as Xu Que woke up, he changed into a pair of jeans, put on a high-collared black sweater, and even put on a pair of gold-rimmed glasses, rushing to the McDonald's site in person!
This outfit, if placed on Earth, would be imitating Apple founder Steve Jobs.
But placed in the Cultivation World, it was absolutely bizarre, yet it attracted enough attention.
Along the way, Xu Que earned quite a few Acting Cool Points with this outfit!
When he arrived at the McDonald's shop, the entire street was already packed with people, a sea of people, even more exaggerated than when the market center was at its busiest!
And Xu Que also appeared in the spotlight, turning into a black shadow, crossing the crowd, and appearing in the center of the already built stage.
Instantly, the whole scene fell silent.
Everyone was stunned, looking at Xu Que in this "strange" outfit in astonishment.
Xu Que, however, had a smile on his face, head held high, and waved to everyone!
"Hello everyone, welcome to the McDonald's and KFC joint launch conference site, I am Zha Tian Bang's Jobs!"
Everyone was stunned again.
Jobs?
Why did this guy change his name again?
Damn, how many names does he have?
But even so, there were still people supporting him.
The three thousand Snow City soldiers all came, and Er Gouzi also got the news, rushing over early in the morning, wanting to try the new delicacies as soon as possible.
In order to avoid Xu Que continuing to talk nonsense, Er Gouzi gave him face by taking the lead in applauding, and looked up and cheered: "Good! Well said!"
"Yes, General Zhuge said it well!"
"Clap, clap, clap..."
The three thousand Snow City soldiers also immediately applauded, and the scene was instantly filled with thunderous applause, and the atmosphere was immediately brought up.
Xu Que made enough of a gesture, exchanged a projector from the System Mall, and used the energy of spirit stones to start the projector.
"Click!"
The beam of light instantly hit the blank wall background behind the stage.
The scene instantly quieted down, and everyone stared intently at the light on the wall, somewhat astonished and curious.
At this moment, Xu Que spoke.
"Today, our first product is McDonald's McFlurry!"
After saying that, the projector "clicked" and switched the projected image.
Two photos of McFlurry ice cream instantly appeared on the wall, lifelike and incredibly beautiful!
"Awoo!"
Er Gouzi howled on the spot, its figure flashed instantly, flying into the air, its tongue stretched out incredibly long, scattering strands of crystal clear saliva in the air, rushing toward the photo on the wall.
"Bang!"
With a loud bang, Er Gouzi crashed headfirst into the wall, the entire wall instantly collapsed, debris submerged Er Gouzi, and dust rose in the scene.
Everyone's mouth twitched.
Damn, this stupid dog, didn't it know that was fake? It actually rushed up!
"It's alright, it's alright, everyone don't be nervous, there's another wall here to look at the photos!"
At this moment, Xu Que smiled and changed the direction of the projector, and the image appeared on a brand new wall again.
"Everyone look, the McFlurry ice cream we are launching this time has two flavors, this one is McFlurry strawberry flavor, and this one is McFlurry Oreo flavor. Someone asked, is this delicious? Haha, you just saw it, even a little dog couldn't help but rush up when it saw the picture, how could it not be delicious?" Xu Que talked and laughed freely, directly turning Er Gouzi's farce into a promotional point.
Everyone was speechless, and also secretly thought Xu Que was amazing, able to turn the dead into the living.
This matter was clearly because Er Gouzi's intelligence was too low, yet it could be said that the McFlurry was too tempting.
Xu Que continued to preside over the overall situation, pointing to the photos and introducing:
"Alright, what I'm going to introduce next is the effect of this McFlurry. After consuming it in the early stages, it can play a role in cleansing the marrow, but it can only be consumed once a day. A course of treatment is seven days, and continuous consumption for ten courses of treatment can play a role in purifying spirit roots, allowing spirit roots to sublimate! Yes, you heard me right, consuming ten courses of treatment can play a similar effect to Haagen-Dazs ice cream, allowing spirit roots to sublimate!"
"Wow!"
In an instant, everyone in the audience was in an uproar!
Following that, a look of excitement and enthusiasm appeared on everyone's faces.
Besides Haagen-Dazs ice cream, this McFlurry ice cream could also purify spirit roots?
"Good, General Zhuge is mighty!"
"Well done!"
"One course of treatment is seven days, ten courses of treatment is seventy days, seventy days to sublimate spirit roots, this is too worth it!"
"That's right, we don't expect to derive new spirit roots, as long as we can sublimate spirit roots, everything is worth it!"
Everyone boiled over one after another.
Originally, they thought they had no chance with spirit root sublimation, but they didn't expect that the first product Xu Que launched today was related to spirit root sublimation, instantly making everyone excited!
"General Zhuge is mighty!"
Everyone shouted sincerely, applauded, and the applause was thunderous.
"Low-key, low-key, let the whole world know!" Xu Que waved his hand with a smile, "Next, we are about to reveal the price of this McFlurry!"
Price?
Hearing this word, everyone instantly calmed down again!
That's right, such a magical thing, although it can be bought without a Supreme Membership Card now, if the price is set too high, not everyone can afford it!
"How many spirit stones will it be? Come, let's look at the big screen together!"
After Xu Que finished speaking, he operated the projector.
With a click, a few words appeared on the screen—"Ten thousand spirit stones!"
Everyone in the audience was instantly dumbfounded!
Ten thousand spirit stones?
Damn, did I read that wrong? It's actually only ten thousand spirit stones?
That adds up to only seven hundred thousand spirit stones for seventy days!
Damn, did the sun rise from the west? When did a profiteer do a good deed? What's the difference between this and giving it away for free?
Everyone was incredulous; they had thought it might be one million spirit stones, or tens of thousands of spirit stones, but they never expected it to be ten thousand spirit stones. This was too unlike Xu Que's style.
"I said it before, we are a conscientious enterprise. Since we want to make products for the common people, we must lower the price so that everyone can enjoy the deliciousness of ice cream and sublimate their spirit roots, thereby strengthening our Water Yuan Kingdom! If the youth are strong, the country is strong! If the youth are rich, the country is rich! Zha Tian Bang McDonald's, welcome everyone to visit!" Xu Que said with a righteous face, powerfully and forcefully, with extraordinary momentum.
Everyone was instantly stunned on the spot.
If the youth are strong, the country is strong!
If the youth are rich, the country is rich!
So... so everything General Zhuge did was for the Water Yuan Kingdom, for the sake of the people!
He is not a person who is greedy for money and only cares about profit!
He is a great man, a person who thinks for the country and the people!
We all misunderstood him!
"General Zhuge is mighty!"
"General Zhuge is mighty!"
In an instant, the whole scene boiled over.
Everyone was shouting "General Zhuge is mighty", everyone was teary-eyed, moved by Xu Que's actions and words!
That day, when the news reached the Tianliu Merchant Association, several big shots were directly dumbfounded, almost spitting out a mouthful of old blood.
"Damn, this kid is treacherous, he set such a low price, he is clearly trying to divert traffic for Zha Tian Bang Wanda Plaza, shifting the center of the market, by then the price of the shops on the entire street... it's unimaginable!"
【Alright, you're right, there's no need to care about those sprayers, I shouldn't only see the sprayers but ignore all the acting cool criminals who have been supporting me! Thank you all! Happy New Year, let's all have a great Year of the Rooster! I'll continue to code, let's continue to act cool!】
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