Chapter 491
Everyone was dumbfounded. No one expected that Er Gouzi would suddenly use such a move. After seeing clearly that it was Shang Wu, it spat on his face without hesitation!
This caught everyone off guard!
You say, what kind of grudge is this? Actually wanting to play so dirty?
Even Shang Wu was completely blank in place!
Only one thought remained in his mind!
This dog... how dare it... how dare it humiliate this general like this?
"General Shang, don't be afraid, I'm here to save you!"
At this moment, Xu Que suddenly rushed over, righteous and awe-inspiring, like a savior hero appearing.
Everyone breathed a sigh of relief. General Zhuge finally came to stop the farce!
"Pfft!"
However, Xu Que had just held a mouthful of phlegm and spat it out violently.
Instantly, everyone was even more dumbfounded, dumbstruck, and tongue-tied!
Shang Wu was even more completely confused!
What... what happened?
Am I dreaming?
The two of them, one after another, spat phlegm at this general?
"Oops, sorry, I missed! But it doesn't matter, my phlegm is just right to restrain the smell of Er Gouzi's phlegm!" Xu Que said solemnly.
Everyone rolled their eyes instantly, almost fainting.
Using your phlegm to restrain the smell of Er Gouzi's phlegm?
Damn it, you actually thought of this!
Just at this moment, Er Gouzi widened its eyes and shouted, "Damn, kid, are you siding with the outsider? Fine! Come and fight! I spit!"
After saying this, it also squeezed out a mouthful of phlegm and spat it out violently.
"Plop!"
A huge mouthful of phlegm landed on Shang Wu's head again, and his hair was instantly wet!
Everyone was confused again!
What are you doing?
Didn't this dog want to fight with General Zhuge? Why did it spit phlegm on General Shang's head again?
"Hehe, see, this God Venerable's phlegm is more than yours. If you're not convinced, come and fight!" At this moment, Er Gouzi laughed triumphantly. While being grabbed by Shang Wu, it was still provoking, looking simply ridiculous!
But as soon as these words were spoken, everyone curled their lips and was completely speechless!
Dare to say this fellow wants to compare who has more phlegm?
But even if they compare, there's no need to spit on General Shang's head, right?
"Yo, you really think you're very powerful?" At this moment, Xu Que sneered, suddenly sank his qi into his dantian, and opened his mouth: "Pfft!"
Whoosh!
Instantly, a mouthful of phlegm flew out and smashed onto Shang Wu's head again with lightning speed!
"Cut, nothing more than that. Look at this God Venerable's newly comprehended move—Nine Heavens Divine Dragon Spitting Phlegm! Pfft!" Er Gouzi looked disdainful, suddenly waved its dog claws, solemn and dignified, and spat out a mouthful of phlegm!
Xu Que immediately counterattacked: "Trash, look at my Subduing Dragon Eighteen Phlegms! Pfft!"
"Subdue your sister, this God Venerable uses the Invincible Thunderous Phlegm! Pfft!"
"Trash, look at my snake-skin movement, plus a move of Zhang Sanfeng's Tai Chi Fist, Tai Chi Sword Technique, Popeye, Pikachu, Digimon, Invincible Phlegm! Pfft!"
"Pfft!"
"I spit again!"
Just like this, the two took turns, constantly spitting phlegm at Shang Wu!
Before long, Shang Wu was soaked from head to toe, the whole person looking like he had just emerged from the water, like a drowned rat, standing in place with a blank face.
Everyone was at a loss and didn't dare to step forward to stop them.
One was General Shang, the other was General Zhuge and his dog. Neither side could be offended!
He was completely unable to accept the situation he was facing!
As the dignified city-guarding general of Snow City and the only son of the Danyang Sect Master, he was someone who was feared wherever he went. When had he ever suffered such humiliation?
But he just hadn't suffered it, and he hadn't expected such an absurd thing to happen. He was stunned in place, and after being soaked by Xu Que and Er Gouzi's phlegm, he finally came back to his senses.
A burst of anger that made him go crazy surged through his whole body, and his head almost exploded!
"All stop!"
Shang Wu roared like a madman, clutching Er Gouzi's neck tightly with one hand, and used force!
"Ow ow ow, it hurts!"
Er Gouzi screamed instantly and shouted, "Damn, stop fighting, stop fighting, this God Venerable demands a ceasefire!"
"Yo, General Shang, why are you all wet? Hurry back and change your clothes, don't catch a cold!" At this moment, Xu Que finally stopped, looked at Shang Wu with a smile, and said with concern.
Everyone had black lines on their faces, feeling very speechless.
Big brother, can you be any more fake?
Isn't he all wet because of the phlegm from you two? You still have the nerve to tell him not to catch a cold!
"Fine, very good, Zhuge Liang, this grudge is settled today!" Shang Wu was shaking with anger, staring straight at Xu Que, as if he wanted to swallow him alive.
"Don't be like that, one should be magnanimous!" Xu Que comforted him insincerely.
This appearance instantly made Shang Wu so angry that he almost vomited blood.
He suddenly lifted Er Gouzi and smashed his other fist toward Er Gouzi's forehead.
"Bang!"
In a muffled sound, Er Gouzi took a punch.
But almost at the same time, everyone present heard a crisp "crack" sound, followed by Shang Wu's face turning pale instantly, and he let out a heaven-shaking scream: "Ah..."
Hiss!
Everyone present gasped, full of shock, and was completely stunned!
All the bones in Shang Wu's arm were broken, and even a piece of white bone protruded from his elbow, bloody and terrifying.
"Ow..."
Er Gouzi also fell to the ground, wailed, and started to play dead!
Xu Que immediately widened his eyes, rushed over, hugged Er Gouzi, and roared, "Wang Cai, Wang Cai, what's wrong with you, Wang Cai?"
Er Gouzi was stunned instantly, opened its eyes, and looked at Xu Que blankly.
Xu Que immediately covered its eyes with his hand, two lines of tears slid down, and he roared loudly, "Wang Cai, you can't die, Wang Cai. You've followed me for so long, we've lived and died together, I didn't expect that today the white-haired man would send off the black-haired man!"
"Pfft!"
Immediately, Shang Wu's chest felt a burst of pain, and he spat out a mouthful of blood, obviously completely angered!
Everyone present was speechless, and they had completely broadened their horizons in the realm of shamelessness!
They had all seen clearly just now that the one who was injured was clearly Shang Wu. Er Gouzi took a punch, but it was completely fine. It opened its eyes just now and wanted to speak, but was pressed back by Xu Que.
My god!
Who would have thought that General Zhuge was this kind of person!
Too shameless, too terrifying, truly worthy of being the legendary Great Demon King!
"Shang, you were right, this grudge is settled today. I will visit your house later, and I guarantee I won't take a single needle or thread!" At this moment, Xu Que suddenly raised his head, his face full of tears, looking at Shang Wu with anger, and said powerfully.
When everyone heard this, their faces changed drastically!
It's over, General Zhuge is using this as an excuse to raid General Shang's house. This is going to be a big deal!
General Shang is the only son of the Danyang Sect Master, and the most important thing is that the Danyang Sect has a big backer overseas!
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