Chapter 502: I feel uncomfortable all over if I

"Ah! But I haven't taught you anything, do you really want me to stay and beat you?" Xu Que asked in surprise.

But he was secretly happy in his heart. This Shang Wu wanted him to stay for another day, probably because the people from overseas would arrive tomorrow. This guy was clearly trying to take revenge!

"Yes, after being whipped and urged by General Zhuge these past few days, I have realized many principles, so I implore General Zhuge to continue staying and whip and urge me!" Shang Wu said firmly, though he was gritting his teeth in his heart. Anyway, he had been beaten for five days, so one more day wouldn't hurt. He would endure it, and tomorrow would be the day to wash away his humiliation.

Er Gouzi on the side was stunned. Damn, there are still people in this day and age who take the initiative to ask to be beaten?

My Divine Venerable, how can there be such a cheap person?

"I rely on, you aren't a masochist, are you? Sorry, I'm straight, I don't have that kind of interest! You'd better find someone else to whip and urge you, but I can give you a suggestion!" Xu Que waved his hand quickly.

Shang Wu was stunned: "What suggestion?"

"Candle dripping!" Xu Que replied.

"Ah?" Shang Wu and Shang Ling were instantly dumbfounded!

Candle dripping? What does that mean?

And Situ Haitang, not far away, had long since been stunned.

Earlier, during the tea-tasting and Dao-discussing session, she already knew that Xu Que was playing tricks, bluffing Shang Ling into brutally beating Shang Wu at home, saying things like "spare the rod and spoil the child."

But she didn't expect that in just a few days, it had actually turned into Shang Ling asking Xu Que to take action and beat Shang Wu, and he had been beating him for several days in a row!

And now, Shang Wu was actually sincerely asking Xu Que to stay and continue beating him!

This isn't right!

Situ Haitang frowned immediately. She knew Shang Wu's character very well; it was absolutely impossible for him to admit his mistake. Today was so abnormal, there must be a conspiracy!

"Oh, actually I have urgent matters in the Imperial City, and now that General Shang has repented, there's no need for me to take action anymore. Sect Master Shang, this junior will take his leave!" At this moment, Xu Que suddenly spoke, wanting to leave.

He knew what Shang Wu was planning, and he wasn't panicked at all, but he just wanted to anger Shang Wu to tears.

You want me to stay? I just won't!

"Ah? Don't, General Zhuge, stay, stay and beat me!" Shang Wu was anxious, begging with a crying face.

Shang Ling was stunned immediately. What's the situation? This rebellious son seems a bit too abnormal!

"Nonsense, General Zhuge has urgent matters to attend to, how can you be like this?" Immediately, Shang Ling scolded, because Shang Wu's appearance was truly too shameful!

Xu Que waved his hand and smiled: "It's okay, Sect Master Shang, don't be angry. Actually, this kind of imagination is normal. When a person is brutally beaten continuously, it's possible to become addicted! So when I leave, he's a bit reluctant!"

Shang Wu heard this and thought Xu Que had changed his mind and wanted to stay, so he didn't care about the disgust and nodded quickly: "Yes, yes, yes, General Zhuge is right. I really need someone to whip and urge me, to ravage me, otherwise I feel uncomfortable all over!"

"This..." Shang Ling was stunned, frowning. He had never heard of such a situation!

"Damn!" Er Gouzi, who had been stunned for a long time, finally couldn't help but curse. This was truly too cheap.

And Situ Haitang, not far away, couldn't laugh or cry. Clearly, she hadn't expected Shang Wu to be played so miserably by Xu Que, actually taking the initiative to admit that he was addicted to being beaten and felt uncomfortable all over if he wasn't!

However, seeing that Xu Que was determined to leave, she felt relieved, not afraid of Shang Wu plotting any conspiracies!

"General Zhuge, what's wrong with my son?" At this moment, Shang Ling looked at Xu Que anxiously and asked.

Xu Que suddenly smiled: "It's okay, this kind of situation is easy to solve. Since he's already addicted, Sect Master Shang, remember to hang and beat your son every day from now on, once every hour, five times a course! Insist on beating him for a year; even if he objects, you can't stop, because this is like taking medicine—bitter medicine is good for the illness! If you stop, it might lead to more serious consequences! Alright, that's it. It's getting late, I'll take my leave first, goodbye!"

After speaking, Xu Que turned around directly and started the teleportation array without hesitation!

"So that's how it is. Once every hour, five times a course, that's beating him five hours a day? Okay, I will definitely insist on beating him for a year to thoroughly cure my son's illness! Young Friend Zhuge, this time I owe you another favor!" Shang Ling immediately cupped his hands and agreed repeatedly.

But he was still suspicious in his heart. This method had never been heard of; was it really reliable?

"Father, you..."

Shang Wu felt his eyes go black on the spot, his body swayed, and he almost fainted from anger.

Zhuge Liang, I'll go to your mother!

"Aiyo, Wu'er, what's wrong with you?" Shang Ling turned around and happened to see Shang Wu almost fainting, so he was startled and hurriedly supported him.

"Sect Master Shang, he's having an attack. Hurry up and beat him, it'll be effective immediately!" At this moment, the voice of Xu Que came from the high-speed teleportation array.

Shang Ling, anxious to save his son, didn't hesitate and immediately raised his hand, smashing a punch directly into Shang Wu's stomach.

Bang!

With a muffled sound, Shang Wu was in so much pain that he widened his eyes and was completely spirited.

"Sure enough, Young Friend Zhuge didn't lie to me; this is really effective! Young Friend, thank you!" Shang Ling said with joy, turning to thank Xu Que.

But at this time, the teleportation array was already empty, and Xu Que and Er Gouzi had long since left.

"Sigh, Young Friend Zhuge is truly a warm-hearted good person rarely seen. Wu'er, this time you really have to thank him. Come, Father will give you a few more punches!" Shang Ling sighed with emotion, preparing to continue beating Shang Wu.

Although he felt this method was strange, considering Shang Wu's changes before and after, he had to believe it once.

But Shang Wu was scared out of his wits and hurriedly stood up: "Father, no need, I'm fine!"

"No, look at how pale your face is, what are you still acting tough for?" After Shang Ling finished speaking, he clenched his fist again and gave Shang Wu another punch in the stomach.

Bang!

Shang Wu curled up on the spot, widened his eyes, and was in so much pain that he couldn't even speak.

My face is pale? Damn, isn't that because I was just punched by you?

Father, can you please calm down?

You actually believe that kind of ghost talk from Zhuge Liang?

Shang Wu was on the verge of tears, having bitterness but unable to speak!

No way, who told him to be stupid just now and admit that he felt uncomfortable all over if he wasn't beaten!

Bang! Bang! Bang!

At this moment, Shang Ling had changed to combination punches, each punch's intensity grasped very well, only causing pain without hurting Shang Wu.

But this still made Shang Wu feel aggrieved and angry, unable to fight back or explain.

Damn, Zhuge Liang, you just wait for me. Even if you run to the Imperial City, I'll still take your dog life tomorrow!

……

And not far away, Situ Haitang had long since secretly turned around, hiding in a corner, desperately covering her mouth to hold back her laughter, holding it in until tears were almost flowing out.

At this moment, she finally gained new insight into Xu Que's poisonous mouth!

This guy is too wicked, simply bluffing people to death without paying for his life!

But thinking of Shang Wu being brutally beaten by Shang Ling for a whole year, Situ Haitang couldn't help but feel refreshed!

"Xu Que, you must come back alive!"

In the end, looking at the empty teleportation array, Situ Haitang whispered to herself in her heart, then turned and left.

……

……

【Hahaha, didn't expect it, right? I updated three chapters so early! Just kidding, I'm a person who cares about face too. If you guys guessed it, would I still be the King of Acting Cool? No time to explain, hurry up and get on the bus to vote and tip!】 ===== CHAPTER 503 =====