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Chapter 51: This Damn Thing Can Also Be Called a Poem

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What's the situation?

What do you mean by your Starlight Grass? Who are you?

Both sides turned their heads to look at Xu Que, their faces full of bewilderment!

Only that green-robed young man, after recognizing Xu Que, his face turned "whoosh" and instantly became pale!

The scene of Xu Que breaking the formation with one move and blasting back two Nascent Soul stage Heavenly Fragrance Valley disciples with one strike was still deeply imprinted in the green-robed young man's mind, almost indelible.

"Kid, this has nothing to do with you, if you're sensible, get lost!" At this time, the green-robed young man's companion, also a Golden Core stage perfection cultivator, glared fiercely at Xu Que and shouted sternly.

As soon as the green-robed young man heard this, his face turned another shade paler!

"Brother Lin, stop talking!" He whispered to remind that cultivator.

But that cultivator didn't understand the green-robed young man's meaning at all and snorted coldly: "This kid has the guts of a lion and a leopard, talking big, daring to snatch Starlight Grass from us, not afraid of biting his tongue."

"Brother Lin, shut up!" The green-robed young man's face changed drastically, and he shouted in terror.

Several companions were instantly stunned, and even Tang Xueru and others trapped in the middle were stunned for a moment, not understanding what was wrong with the green-robed young man.

Xu Que stood not far away with a smile, holding the Xuanzhong Ruler in his arms, looking at them meaningfully.

The green-robed young man instantly felt his scalp go numb and hurriedly bowed to Xu Que from afar: "Brother Hua, what a coincidence, I was just passing by, I'll take my leave first!"

After speaking, he didn't even look back, pinched his flying sword, and ran.

The five Golden Core stage experts who were originally in his team were instantly bewildered. After watching the green-robed young man run away in a flash, they looked at Xu Que in astonishment.

But no matter how they looked, they couldn't see anything special about Xu Que. At most... this Golden Core stage perfection young man was more handsome, other than that, it seemed there was really nothing else.

Several Golden Core stage experts became more and more confused.

Tang Xueru and Zhang Danshan and others also looked at Xu Que, feeling a little uneasy in their hearts.

Xu Que was wearing a human skin mask and wasn't recognized by them. Their unease stemmed from the Starlight Grass on the ground!

Originally, this Starlight Grass was discovered by them first, but before they could pick it, they were surrounded by a group of Golden Core stage experts. Now another black-robed young man who looked quite strange came, and he was at the Golden Core stage perfection cultivation level. Several people couldn't help but feel a sense of despair!

"It seems... we probably won't be able to get this Starlight Grass!" Zhang Danshan shook his head with a bitter smile.

The struggle between Golden Core stages was no longer something they, Foundation Establishment stages, could participate in.

Tang Xueru gritted her teeth, somewhat unwilling, but she wasn't out for the first time, deeply understanding the principle that the strong are respected and the weak are prey to the strong, and finally could only sigh slightly without saying more.

The other disciples of the original Heavenly Martial Sect also seemed a bit low.

At this time, Xu Que also walked toward them.

The five Golden Core stage cultivators' eyelids jumped, and they became vigilant.

The green-robed young man's strange behavior before leaving still made them feel that this black-robed young man might not be that simple.

"Sigh, don't be so nervous, isn't it just a Starlight Grass? I have plenty here, if you don't believe me, look."

Xu Que was indifferent, reached into his arms, and directly took out ten Starlight Grasses, which he had just exchanged from the system mall, costing only 1 Acting Cool Point!

"What?"

"It really is Starlight Grass!"

"How is this possible? You... where did you find so many?"

Instantly, several people present widened their eyes, incomparably shocked.

Xu Que shrugged his shoulders and said: "Actually, it was when I went to the latrine just now, I forgot to bring paper, so I fell into a predicament where heaven didn't respond and earth didn't answer!"

"Uh?"

Several people were confused.

Xu Que continued: "Just when I was about to despair, I happened to see a few grasses growing next to me, so I picked a few to wipe, and later discovered that they were Starlight Grass, so I picked a few more!"

Crowd: "..."

"Fellow Daoist, your joke is not funny at all!"

"Everyone knows that Starlight Grass can only grow one within a thousand miles. It's impossible for there to be a situation where a few grow together as you said."

"Also, please change the topic when you joke in the future, don't say such disgusting things."

Several Golden Core stage experts frowned, their faces full of displeasure.

Xu Que was also unhappy when he heard this and stared: "Why is it disgusting? What's disgusting about going to the latrine to poop? May I ask who among you hasn't pooped?"

"..." Everyone was speechless.

A cultivator shook his head: "Fellow Daoist, stop talking."

"I just said it, so what? I'm even writing a poem."

Xu Que stared and recited: "Since ancient times, who doesn't poop in life? Who poops without using paper?"

Crowd: "..."

Xu Que continued to recite: "If you don't use paper to wipe your poop, unless you use your fingers!"

Pfft!

Several people instantly had the urge to vomit blood.

This damn thing can also be called a poem?

A Golden Core stage expert said indifferently: "This fellow Daoist, the joke ends here. Since you have so many Starlight Grasses, you don't need to fight with us for this one, right?"

"Who said I'm snatching it from you? This Starlight Grass... was originally mine!"

Xu Que squinted his eyes and smiled faintly, following which his figure suddenly blurred from the spot.

Before the crowd could react, a powerful wood-element spiritual energy surged out from Xu Que's body.

With a soft sound of "Whoosh!", his whole person turned into pieces of green light, like wisps of thin willow leaves, slowly drifting down, and Xu Que disappeared directly!

"What?"

"This... this is one of Heavenly Fragrance Valley's famous Dharma techniques, Willow Shadow Over Waves!"

"How is it possible, how does he know this move?"

Several Golden Core stage experts were knowledgeable and recognized the "Willow Shadow Over Waves" that Xu Que had stolen, all shocked and exclaiming!

"Not good, that Starlight Grass!"

Suddenly, someone reacted and turned to look at the feet of Tang Xueru and others.

The Starlight Grass that was originally growing there was indeed gone!

The next moment, Xu Que appeared in front of everyone again, looking at them with a smile, and what he was holding was exactly the Starlight Grass he had just picked.

The whole process took less than one breath.

Xu Que, with the help of the instantaneous explosive ability of "Willow Shadow Over Waves," silently picked the Starlight Grass right under their noses.

First, he wanted to test the power of this move, and second, it was also to act cool...

"Ding! Congratulations to host 'Xu Que' for successfully acting cool. Reward: 40 Acting Cool Points!"

Hearing the prompt sound in his mind, Xu Que knew that this act of cool was successful.

Tang Xueru and others were stunned. Although they didn't understand any "Willow Shadow Over Waves," just based on the strange speed Xu Que displayed, they already understood that this black-robed young man was much stronger than those Golden Core stage Senior Brothers in their Heavenly Martial Sect.

At the same time, the five Golden Core stage experts already had anger burning in their eyes, and their faces became extremely gloomy.

"Your Excellency, are you trying to force us to make a move?" One of them shouted angrily, this was truly angry.

Xu Que was too lazy to even lift his eyelids and said indifferently: "You ants who bully the weak are not qualified to talk to me about 'making a move', because... you can only be slapped to death by me with one ruler!" ===== CHAPTER 52 =====

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