Chapter 584: You Are Truly Handsome!
Delicious?
The entire crowd was almost tripped up by the words that popped out of Duan Jiude's mouth.
This is too bizarre!
They were talking about fighting to the death, and the two sides were at daggers drawn, almost about to fight.
As a result, just because Xu Que shouted something about Orleans Chicken Leg Burgers and Spicy Crayfish, Duan Jiude's attention was instantly diverted.
What kind of Jianghu rule is that, needing to make it clear before fighting whether Orleans Chicken Leg Burgers and Spicy Crayfish are delicious?
Which Jianghu's rule is this?
"Delicious to the point of explosion!" Xu Que sneered, and actually reached into the system package to take out a bag of Orleans chicken leg meat!
Duan Jiude's eyes instantly widened, full of heat. He had personally tried the chicken wings roasted by Xu Que and had been thinking about them ever since. He didn't expect that even things like chicken wings could be roasted so deliciously, let alone the chicken leg meat now?
"Holy crap, kid, it turns out you have so much stock? Damn, this God Venerable has been hungry for so long, and I haven't seen you take it out!" Er Gouzi's eyes also shone, and it didn't care about Duan Jiude's danger, directly rushing back.
At the same time, Duan Jiude's expression tightened, and he said with a deep face: "Kid, this old man won't say any hypocritical words, but one thing is one thing: you are truly handsome, jade-like and wind-blown, heroic and spirited, simply a model among the younger generation!"
The entire crowd instantly froze on the spot, completely dumbfounded, with question marks hanging all over their heads.
What the hell is this?
How did things turn out like this?
What about fighting to the death, what about punching to death and slapping to death?
"Hehe, no matter how much you say, it's useless. I'm telling you, don't even think about snatching my food this time! And according to the rules of the Jianghu, you have to be full before fighting. I'm going to cook now, don't disturb me!" Xu Que said with a face full of arrogance, setting up a charcoal stove and an iron pan, tinkering with them on his own.
At the same time, he was sneering in his heart. This Duan Jiude was truly a freak, neither soft nor hard, but he was particularly fond of this kind of delicious food, which was his fatal weakness.
Whoosh!
With the Dao body by his side, a flame was pinched out at will, the charcoal stove was instantly lit, and the oil in the iron pan was quickly heated!
At this time, Xu Que took out a piece of Orleans chicken leg meat and directly slapped it onto the iron pan!
With a "sizzle," the chicken leg meat collided with the hot oil, like art, wisps of white smoke and fragrance instantly permeating the air.
Duan Jiude couldn't sit still anymore, and decisively said: "Young man, according to the rules of the Jianghu, you do have to be full before fighting, and both sides have to be full. You can't just eat by yourself!"
"I'm just eating by myself, so what?"
"Eating by yourself is against the law!"
"Against your sister, don't get too close, otherwise it counts as you losing the fight!"
"Losing is losing, life is like this, there is winning and there is losing,"
"Why are you so shameless? I'm warning you, if you get any closer, I'll slap you to death!"
"How can you talk like that, young man? Do you have any morality of respecting the old and loving the young? Besides, this old man is just looking from afar, where did I get close?"
"Not close? You call this not close? Your face is almost stuck to the chicken leg meat... Holy crap, don't drool into it!"
Amidst the bickering, the crowd was also left speechless.
This old man and young man were too bizarre, both were extremes among freaks; normal people couldn't see through what they were thinking at all.
And as the fragrance of the roasted chicken leg meat permeated, the crowd present also began to become restless.
They were all the best among the younger generation, all holy sons and holy maidens, high and mighty. What kind of delicacies hadn't they eaten? It was just that they had already reached the Void Refining stage and had long since abstained from grains!
But now, smelling this meat fragrance, they couldn't help but feel their index fingers twitching, unable to help swallowing their saliva!
Xu Que had passed his cultivation and techniques to the Dao body, but he himself was still a four-star chef, very powerful. Now, even if he just cooked a piece of chicken leg meat, it had special effects, far more powerful than the roasted chicken wings from back then.
Duan Jiude couldn't take it anymore, his stomach was so uncomfortable he couldn't stand straight, and he squatted on the ground with Er Gouzi, his head close to the iron pan, breathing in the meat fragrance, his face full of enjoyment!
"Awoo, this God Venerable can't take it anymore, this kid's cooking is too terrifying!" Er Gouzi howled, its claws scratching hard on the ground.
Duan Jiude nodded in great agreement and said: "Yes, this old man has eaten countless delicacies, but I have never seen such astonishing food. Do you know what's even more critical?"
"What is it?" Er Gouzi asked curiously.
"It's that the person cooking is still so handsome, jade-like and wind-blown, simply a perfect, flawless heaven's chosen!" Duan Jiude didn't spare any effort to flatter him.
"That's right, when this God Venerable first saw this kid, I felt he was gifted!" Er Gouzi followed suit and immediately started flattering him.
Duan Jiude was instantly moved: "Eh, when this old man saw him back then, I had the same feeling. Can't tell, Your Excellency actually has such a discerning eye, disrespectful, disrespectful!"
"Where, where, you are also extraordinary. This God Venerable doesn't even hold the wall when peeing, I only admire you!"
"Brother Er Gou, we must have a big drink today. Once this chicken leg meat is roasted, let's chat while eating!"
"That's right, Brother Jiude, today we must eat to our heart's content, drink to our heart's content, and not return until we are drunk!"
This old man and the dog were blowing cowhide like this, meeting each other late, and seemed to have long forgotten the deep hatred from just a moment ago, actually calling each other brothers.
The crowd present was all wanting to vomit blood, completely speechless, with black lines all over their heads.
Never seen anyone shameless, but never seen a person and a dog who could be shameless to this extent!
As expected of Duan Jiude!
And now there's an extra Er Gouzi!
If you add that Xu Que who pits people without paying for their lives, this combination of two people and one dog is simply invincible!
"It's over, the cultivation world is going to be in big trouble from now on!" Someone said with bitterness and worry.
"The Virtue-Lacking Duo, plus a dog, is completely a Virtue-Lacking Dog combination!"
"The three scoundrels of the cultivation world! No, it's the three scourges!"
……
Sizzle!
At this moment, accompanied by a crisp sound of oil frying, Xu Que flipped the chicken leg meat, and the fragrance became even more intense, refreshing, permeating the entire scene!
Many people couldn't hold back, swallowing their saliva directly, and even the cultivation in their bodies was restless!
"Seeing a ghost, what kind of meat is that? Why can it be so fragrant?"
"And just smelling the fragrance, I feel the True Essence in my body flowing rapidly. I have an incredible guess: if I eat this piece of meat, I might be able to break through directly!"
"Eh, I have the same feeling!"
The crowd discussed in low voices in surprise.
Compared to the shameless faces of Duan Jiude and Er Gouzi, Xu Que's cooking skills were what truly shocked everyone!
"I remember now, this guy once cooked a food called Stinky Tofu at the Stone Polishing Conference. After eating it, it really could enhance soul power!"
"Could this chicken leg meat be for enhancing cultivation?"
"Too terrifying, how can there be such a divine object in the world?"
"That's right! If pills could do this, it would be normal, but just a few ingredients, how could it achieve such an effect?"
……
Many people became more and more terrified as they talked, vaguely feeling that Xu Que's methods would shake the past and shine on the present!
Even if he crippled his cultivation and fell into a mortal, relying solely on this method, it would be enough to make the major factions rush to please him, because this was likely an existence even more powerful than a nine-star alchemist!
"Yo, it's almost cooked!"
At this moment, Xu Que, who had been concentrating on roasting the chicken leg meat, finally smiled.
He took out a bun, cut it from the middle, placed it on the iron pan to heat, then picked up the chicken leg meat, put it into the bun, added lettuce, cheese, salad dressing...
Accompanied by the addition of various materials, an Orleans Chicken Leg Burger with perfect color, fragrance, and taste appeared, with wisps of faint white smoke swirling around it, actually setting off the entire burger as if it were immortal, even better than the effects of those promotional pictures on Earth!
"Awoo, kid, this God Venerable is willing to be the first to stand out and try it!" Er Gouzi's eyes shone, and its dog claws waved toward the pan.
"Wait, this rough work should be done by this old man!" Duan Jiude also moved swiftly, wanting to snatch it.
But no matter how fast they were, they weren't as fast as Xu Que, who had been prepared for a long time, directly putting the burger into the system package!
"Young man, you can't be like this! You have to respect the old and love the young!" Duan Jiude was anxious, he couldn't stand seeing it but not being able to eat it.
Xu Que said indifferently: "If you want to eat, it's fine, hand over the two spirit medicines first!"
…… ===== CHAPTER 585 =====
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