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Chapter 67: He Doesn

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"Pfft!" "Pfft!" "Pfft!"

Instantly, the dozens of cultivators on the third floor of the Spiritual Realm Tower were stimulated by this heaven-filling stench. Their highly concentrated divine souls were directly scattered, unable to withstand the pressure of the third floor, and they were instantly repelled out of the tower.

"I'm not reconciled!"

"Several Senior Brothers and Senior Sisters of Fragrant Sky Valley, what exactly is going on?"

"Are you just going to let him mess around like this?"

"Are you still going to let us pass the trial?"

"It's simply unfair, who can endure this smell?"

"Quickly make this person get out, cancel his qualification to pass the trial!"

In an instant, the dozens of cultivators teleported out of the tower were in an uproar, all of them filled with anger, as if they had a father-killing feud with Xu Que.

And the several Fragrant Sky Valley disciples also covered their noses and mouths, their brows tightly furrowed, not even wanting to speak.

One of the disciples flew up on a sword to report to the Elder.

There was no rule in the tower against eating, nor was there a rule against cooking. They had no way to handle this kind of thing.

After all, such a thing had never happened before. Usually, after cultivators entered the third floor, they were almost unable to move, and could only desperately guard their divine souls. Where would they have the spare time to harass others? Let alone cook inside.

The remaining onlookers also walked away one after another. They had never smelled such a scent and found it unbearable for a moment.

Only Xu Que in the tower took a deep breath, his face full of happiness!

"That's right, this is the familiar smell!" He was filled with emotion. He didn't expect the system mall to actually sell stinky tofu, and it was authentic "Changsha Stinky Tofu." This stench was simply invincible.

But even so, there were still two cultivators on the third floor gritting their teeth and holding on. Being able to maintain their energy and not be distracted under this stench, it was clear their divine soul power was not simple, and they had every chance to sprint to the fourth floor!

However, these two people had also mocked Xu Que on the first floor, and they had mocked him the hardest!

Xu Que remembered them very clearly. Seeing that they could still hold on, he couldn't help but be amused, smiling and saying: "Two Daoist friends, don't hold it in, I'll feed you some when it's cooked later!"

"Pfft!"

Instantly, one of them couldn't hold it in anymore, his divine soul scattered on the spot, and he was repelled out of the Spiritual Realm Tower.

He was full of anger, roaring: "You get down here, this feud will not end until one of us dies!"

The onlookers also had bitter faces, shaking their heads repeatedly while covering their noses and mouths.

"That black-robed youth is too ruthless."

"Cooking is one thing, but he actually said he wanted to feed it to others. Who could endure that!"

"It's a pity for this Daoist friend, with his divine soul power, he had every chance to sprint to the fourth floor."

"No way, encountering that black-robed youth, he can only consider himself unlucky!"

"Sigh, it's also their own fault. If they hadn't provoked that youth on the first floor, wouldn't this have been avoided?"

"Now let's see that last Daoist friend, he's still holding on!"

Everyone cast their eyes toward the third floor, at the last man still gritting his teeth and holding on.

Xu Que sat leisurely on the ground, exchanged for a pair of long chopsticks from the system mall, fiddled with the stinky tofu in the pot, turning it over and over, and the stench became even more intense!

He even exchanged for a set of sparkling jade bowls, which only cost 1 Acting Cool Point!

Of course, this bowl wasn't an ordinary bowl either. According to the system's introduction, this bowl could additionally increase the taste of the food, and so on……

Xu Que was now rich and imposing. For the sake of gourmet food, he was very happy to spend 1 Acting Cool Point!

Besides that, he also got a large pile of ingredients and seasonings, such as oil, salt, sauce, vinegar, light soy sauce, sesame oil, chili oil, and finally, he got a cutting board and a small knife, took out a few cloves of garlic and cilantro, and started cutting directly on the cutting board.

To eat stinky tofu, besides the tofu needing to be smelly, the sauce is also very important. So Xu Que decided to make some garlic chili sauce himself. Since it's garlic, it has to be cut into a minced paste!

"Thump! Thump! Thump thump thump thump……"

Before long, the sound of Xu Que cutting garlic came from the Spiritual Realm Tower, the knife falling rapidly on the cutting board, making a dense, muffled sound!

The crowd outside the tower was sweating, their mouths twitching from time to time!

Big Brother! What exactly did you come here for? Did you really treat the Spiritual Realm Tower as a kitchen? You even brought a knife and cutting board. As a cultivator, can you have some self-respect?

"Sizzle!"

In the tower, Xu Que started another pot, held it in his hand, and began stir-frying the garlic. It looked quite professional, but the garlic aroma was still covered up by the stench of the stinky tofu.

Until a moment later, he finally finished making the sauce, poured it into a small jade bowl, and immediately began to scoop the stinky tofu out of the oil pot, putting them into the bowl one by one!

The skin of Changsha stinky tofu is black. Although it looks a bit ugly, it is crispy on the outside and tender on the inside, with an excellent texture and is extremely delicious!

But the many cultivators standing under the tower couldn't recognize that it was tofu at all. They stood on tiptoe to look, and were scared into a cold sweat!

"Terrifying! It's actually black feces!"

"It's really a bit disgusting!"

"Just how many days of feces must it have been to be this black?"

"Stop talking, stop talking……"

Everyone didn't dare to imagine any further.

At the same time, Xu Que's jade bowl was filled with stinky tofu, each piece reeking to the heavens, covering up the aroma of the sauce. But it couldn't be denied that this was definitely an authentic, delicious snack.

But in the eyes of many cultivators, it was a bowl of deep-fried shit, and it was still hot……

And just at this moment, Xu Que picked up the bowl, took the chopsticks, and walked straight toward the only cultivator who was still gritting his teeth and holding on.

The eyelids of the crowd under the tower jumped violently!

Then, they saw Xu Que pick up a piece of black "shit," with faint white smoke rising from it, and send it toward the cultivator's face with a smile.

But that cultivator still had his eyes tightly closed and didn't see this scene at all, only feeling that the stench was getting stronger and stronger……

"Pfft!"

Finally, he couldn't hold it in anymore, his whole body trembled, his divine soul scattered, and he was directly repelled out of the Spiritual Realm Tower.

"You scoundrel, shameless villain, you actually used feces to humiliate me?" That cultivator appeared under the tower, suddenly raised his head and glared at Xu Que on the tower, roaring angrily.

Xu Que was full of disdain, shook his head and said: "You ignorant people, this is the unique gourmet food of my Exploding Heaven Gang, stinky tofu, which is even more famous than roasted chicken wings. If you don't know how to appreciate it, don't talk nonsense!"

"Tofu?"

The crowd outside the tower was stunned for a moment, then looked at him with contempt.

"Daoist friend, stop joking."

"Can tofu still be eaten when it's rotten?"

"And we've never seen tofu that stinks to this extent. Stop fooling us. If you have the guts, eat it yourself and let us see."

"That's right, if you were really cooking food, we wouldn't have anything to say, but you are cooking shit now, it's simply insane!"

"This kind of behavior is completely morally corrupt!"

Many people started to accuse him one after another.

Xu Que smiled indifferently, picked up the bowl and said: "Shut your dog mouths, a bunch of idiots who don't know how to eat. Open your eyes wide and watch carefully. This is called stinky tofu, delicious stinky tofu. The smellier it is, the better it tastes."

After speaking, he picked up one of the pieces and put it directly into his mouth.

With one bite, it was crispy on the outside and tender on the inside, fresh and juicy, and the rich aroma filled his mouth!

But……

All the cultivators under the tower were scared silly, their faces full of horror, their eyes wide open!

That group of cultivators from the second stage were also dumbfounded again, looking at Xu Que in extreme shock.

"Too…… too terrifying, Young Hero Hua is actually eating it!"

"Unexpectedly, he doesn't even spare himself when he's ruthless!" ===== CHAPTER 78 =====

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