Chapter 693: Surprise! A Big Surprise!

The next day, Xu Que was still lying in bed, unable to get up no matter what!

In the past, as a cultivator, it didn't matter if he didn't sleep; he would still be full of energy.

But now that he had been reduced to a mortal body, he found that if he stayed up late for one or two nights, he would almost die.

Fortunately, there was the system's automatic recovery function; otherwise, having been here for only a few months, his body might really have been getting worse day by day.

On this day, he slept until noon before lazily opening his eyes, and he began to sigh in his heart.

There was no way around it; the days were too boring!

Once upon a time, a generation's King of Acting Cool was so glorious; who would have thought he would fall to this point? Melancholy!

"Sigh!"

Xu Que sighed heavily again and summoned the system interface, wanting to see if there was anything fun to take out and play with today.

However, after browsing through most of the system mall, except for cigarettes that could pique his interest, everything else made him feel very bored.

It wasn't until he opened the system package that Xu Que was stunned for a moment.

In the package grid, there were still three gift packs lying there; they were the "Growth Gift Packs" he hadn't opened since he was in the Nascent Soul Stage!

Every time his realm improved by a major level, he would receive a Growth Gift Pack, but because the items opened were far less awesome than the "Mysterious Gift Packs," Xu Que was too lazy to open them at all.

But this time, out of sheer boredom, he became interested!

"Leaving them there is just leaving them there; opening them to play with is fine too. Let's try a Luck Halo this time; I don't believe I'll open a pile of trash again!" Xu Que smiled and rolled out of bed.

With a thought, he activated the Luck Halo, locked his gaze on one of the "Growth Gift Packs," and muttered—"Open!"

Whoosh!

Instantly, the gift pack was opened, and several streams of light darted into the empty grids of the system package.

Xu Que immediately closed the "Luck Halo" and scanned his gaze toward the system package interface.

【Low-Grade Puppet Talisman】: The talisman most loved by those on the evil path! It does not need True Essence to activate; just drip blood on it and stick it on a cultivator or mortal to completely control the other party's thoughts and actions! (Note: This talisman is low-grade and can only control cultivators below the Foundation Establishment Stage and mortals.)

【Signal Booster】: This item is a prop that can enhance signal reception and transmission. The more boosters, the stronger the effect!

"Holy crap! 666!"

Seeing these two items, Xu Que's eyes lit up immediately.

Logically speaking, these things were still trash!

But for Xu Que in his current situation, that 【Low-Grade Puppet Talisman】 was simply an existence like a divine artifact.

First of all, it didn't need True Essence to activate, which was the most crucial part, very suitable for him in his mortal state.

Then, this talisman could control other people's thoughts and actions, which was even more awesome than hypnosis; it was simply powerful to the point of explosion!

"Haha, I'm going to control the Empress Dowager and make her marry me... pfft, no, make her marry me, and then I'll be the Supreme Emperor! Do I still need to recruit troops and horses to conquer the world?" Xu Que became excited instantly.

Now he was really bored to the point of going crazy, but the appearance of this talisman finally allowed him to find joy in life.

"Eh, but what the hell is this signal booster? It's also a prop of the same type as the Fate Red Rope and the Black Staff? Dizzy, I'm in the cultivation world now! What the hell do I need a signal for?"

Xu Que looked at the second item, immediately showing disdain and shaking his head repeatedly.

It would be fine to use this thing on Earth, but what use is it in the cultivation world? Who the fuck would build a signal station in the cultivation world? Could it be that he could make a phone call from the cultivation world back to Earth?

Hmm, wait, could it be that this is exactly how it's used?

Holy crap!

Holy crap, holy crap!

Thinking of this, Xu Que woke up with a start, his heart pounding wildly!

If this prop could really enhance the signal to the point where he could contact Earth from the cultivation world, that would simply be invincible!

"No, I have to try it immediately!"

Xu Que didn't hesitate; he even abandoned the "Puppet Talisman" he was most happy about just now and took out the Signal Booster directly!

But although it was called a "Signal Booster," it was actually just an antenna that looked very ordinary.

Xu Que took the antenna, immediately placed it on the window sill, and at the same time summoned the system mall to exchange for a smartphone directly.

But the crucial problem arose again: there was no SIM card!

Xu Que browsed through the entire system mall and couldn't find a SIM card at all; there weren't even any related items!

"Holy crap, system, you're not professional! Selling phones but not SIM cards, what the hell are you doing?" Xu Que immediately became anxious and complained.

The system responded coldly: "According to the planet where the host is located, companies that sell phones also do not sell SIM cards!"

Damn!

Xu Que was speechless instantly.

What could he do about this? The system was right; selling phones didn't mean one had to sell SIM cards!

Hey! So angry!

Xu Que became incredibly frantic.

He had clearly seen the opportunity to contact Earth, but he had failed because there was no SIM card!

"Eh, wait!"

Suddenly, Xu Que thought of something and hurriedly asked: "System, does the Didi Hit People function have a rule that it can only be used to hit people?"

"Ding, the host currently has one opportunity to use the Didi Hit People function. This function is not limited to hitting people; it also includes debt collection, audience cameos, airport pickups, running errands, and other functions!" The system responded, and at the same time, a window interface popped up.

The interface listed a price list for various functions. Hitting people and debt collection were the most expensive, followed by audience cameos and airport pickups; on the contrary, the errand-running function was very cheap!

"It's done, it's done!" Xu Que breathed a sigh of relief immediately.

The errand-running function was tailor-made for him!

"System, I want to use the Didi Hit People function to help me find someone on Earth to buy a SIM card and send it to me!" Xu Que said with a smile, incredibly excited in his heart.

Anyway, he estimated that he wouldn't have a chance to use the hitting people function in Didi Hit People for decades, because the people in the hitting people function were all awesome characters, and summoning one would cost millions of Acting Cool Points; how could he afford that!

But the errand-running function was different; it was high quality and inexpensive, and the price varied depending on the person delivering the goods!

When Xu Que looked at the function list, his eyes were fixed on the person at the top of the list.

"King of Acting Cool Ye Qiu? Oh, holy crap, you little brat, how dare you impersonate my title of King of Acting Cool?" Xu Que almost jumped up in anger on the spot.

In this day and age, someone was actually snatching the title of King of Acting Cool. Was there any justice or law left?

"Calling yourself King of Acting Cool is one thing, but how can a King of Acting Cool be so cheap? Running an errand only costs 1 Acting Cool Point? How is this different from giving it away? I, Xu Que, would rather be shattered like jade than be a tile; I won't even let you earn 1 Acting Cool Point. I'll find someone else!" Xu Que complained continuously; he hated seeing others act cool in front of him the most.

However, while complaining, after looking at the fees of the others on the list, Xu Que stopped talking.

The person in second place was called King of Acting Cool Chen Beixuan, charging 100,000 Acting Cool Points!

The person in third place was called King of Acting Cool Li Qiye, charging 1,000,000 Acting Cool Points!

"Forget it, forget it. I, Xu Que, am not a petty person. As a big shot, one must have the capacity to tolerate others! Student Ye Qiu is quite good; I'll give you the title of King of Acting Cool. As for me, hehe, from now on, I am the Saint of Acting Cool Xu Que!" Xu Que muttered to himself and directly ignored the two people with perversely high fees in second and third place.

With a thought, he clicked on the name "Ye Qiu" and entered the function introduction.

Ye Qiu: Possesses the "Urban Strongest Acting Cool System," patriotic, righteous, has a cute daughter!

"Eh, is he from an urban acting cool story? Holy crap, are acting cool systems not worth anything these days?" Xu Que was stunned for a moment, but didn't pay much attention.

After all, having read countless internet novels in his previous life, he was already numb to all kinds of systems.

As for the mention of the other party having a daughter in the information introduction, it did make Xu Que pay a little attention.

"System, your introduction is very sloppy! How old is Ye Qiu's daughter? Where is the cuteness? Can you give me a photo? Can his daughter deliver the goods? I will definitely raise both hands to prove my innocence when I see her!" Xu Que asked.

However, the system did not respond.

Xu Que was helpless, didn't think too much about it, and with an excited mood, placed an order for "Ye Qiu," asking him to help buy a SIM card and bring a few packs of cigarettes!

There was no way around it; the system's cigarettes were too expensive and he couldn't afford them; only the ones from Earth were considered cheap!

"Ding, congratulations to the host for successfully placing the order. Please wait for the other party to deliver the goods! Waiting time: one month to ten years!"

"One month to ten years? I ¥%&*#¥%@##¥@......" ===== CHAPTER 694 =====