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Chapter 711: Er Gouzi's Secret

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One day, two days, three days...

Xu Que stayed in Snow City for seven days, holed up in the City Lord's Mansion.

Apart from flirting with Situ Haitang when he had nothing to do, his life consisted of—eating, sleeping, and beating Er Gouzi!

Ever since he suspected Er Gouzi had a secret, Xu Que would beat it up fiercely every time he found it, but Er Gouzi was surprisingly stubborn and wouldn't spit out even half a word.

Finally, on this dark and windy night, Xu Que finally found an opportunity.

Er Gouzi sneaked out of the City Lord's Mansion and crept all the way to a large warehouse in the city.

Xu Que restrained all his aura and followed far behind, feeling stunned in his heart.

Because this large warehouse was the popsicle processing factory he had established himself!

"Strange, after all that, this idiot is just here to steal popsicles?" Xu Que became suspicious, feeling that something was not quite right.

Logically speaking, if Er Gouzi was just stealing popsicles, there was no reason for it to be so tough, enduring several days of beatings without spitting out a single word.

Something is wrong! A conspiracy! There must be a conspiracy!

Xu Que immediately concluded that there was a problem with this matter; after all, he knew Er Gouzi too well, it must have some unspeakable secret!

Whoosh!

In the dark night, Er Gouzi transformed into a nimble dog thief and easily swept into the popsicle processing factory.

Standing in front of a pile of popsicles stored in ice, it drooled shamefully.

Xu Que hid on the roof of the processing factory, restrained all his aura, and at the same time lifted a tile on the roof, using his bright and sharp eyes to secretly observe Er Gouzi!

"Awoo hahaha, this God Venerable has been dormant for so long, enduring humiliation, and finally waited for so many popsicle stocks. These days of beatings were not in vain!" At this time, Er Gouzi, standing in front of the popsicle pile, sighed with emotion to itself.

On that Husky-like face, a moved expression of finally seeing the light after suffering appeared, and then it stretched out its long tongue, licked the popsicle pile, and felt an endless aftertaste!

"Ouch, ouch, ouch, so delicious! Awoo, this Divine Venerable is almost about to ascend to immortality!" Er Gouzi let out a strange cry and retracted its tongue, feeling immensely satisfied.

Following that, its thief-like eyes looked around vigilantly, and then its dog claws suddenly waved!

"Whoosh!"

Instantly, its snow-white belly suddenly emitted a brilliant golden glow, gradually intensifying and enlarging!

Bang!

A muffled sound echoed in the void, and following that, a golden, glittering scene suddenly opened in front of Er Gouzi's belly.

It was as if it were a storage space, independent into a world, filled with thousands upon thousands of Heavenly Materials and Earthly Treasures.

Gold, silver, jewelry, Spirit Stones, Spirit Pills, and various high-age spiritual materials, and even many high-grade Dharma Artifacts; it was vividly a huge treasure house!

Xu Que, hiding on the roof, was almost startled!

Er Gouzi's belly was actually a storage space.

And the foundation of its little treasury was not inferior to his own at all!

More importantly, Xu Que also saw many familiar items in that storage space, such as hamburgers, coffee, explosive packs...

They were all things he had given Er Gouzi before. Now it seemed that this idiot had secretly swallowed a portion and hidden them all away.

"Swish!"

A light sound came from below.

Er Gouzi waved its big arm, instantly sweeping the pile of popsicles in front of it and collecting them all into the storage space!

Following that, a glow flashed, and it suddenly disappeared!

Er Gouzi returned to its original appearance, looked around again, and then scurried out of the processing factory and disappeared into the night.

Xu Que lay on the roof, sneering repeatedly!

After all that, this was the secret Er Gouzi would rather be beaten than reveal!

An independent storage space, almost comparable to a miniature small world. This idiot had hidden such a big secret on its body and had never exposed it for so many years; it was truly incredible!

"Awoo, who is it? Stop right there, don't run, let's fight to the death with this God Venerable!"

Suddenly, Er Gouzi's voice screamed from not far away.

Following that, it returned the way it came, actually running back from the end of the street, and it was chasing the air, shouting loudly, resounding throughout the Snow City!

"Little thief, stop!"

"Meeting this God Venerable today is your misfortune!"

"What did you steal? Hurry up and hand it over honestly!"

"Fellow villagers, hurry out, there's a thief in the city!"

"Awoo! You... you actually used a trick, so poisonous!"

Suddenly, Er Gouzi lay at the entrance of the processing factory, looking like it was on its last breath, extremely unwilling.

Whoosh! Whoosh! Whoosh!

At the same time, several figures swept over from not far away; they were the Snow City soldiers responsible for patrolling!

Seeing Er Gouzi lying on the ground, looking like it had suffered a heavy blow, several soldiers hurriedly rushed forward and asked: "Er Gouzi, what's wrong with you? Where is the thief?"

"Ah..." Er Gouzi covered its stomach with a pained face and screamed heart-wrenchingly.

This scream attracted many Snow City people and cultivators nearby.

The dark street was soon illuminated by the lamps brought by everyone.

"Er Gouzi, what's going on?"

"How could there be a thief all of a sudden?"

"Are you okay? Did the thief hurt you?"

"Where is he? Tell us quickly, we'll avenge you!"

Everyone said one sentence after another, actually quite concerned about Er Gouzi!

Er Gouzi "laboriously" raised a dog claw and said on its last breath: "Fellow... fellow villagers, please call me the Mighty King!"

Everyone's mouth twitched, speechless: "Alright, alright, Mighty King, what exactly happened?"

"Sigh!" Er Gouzi sighed deeply, tears welling up in its eyes: "This God Venerable was just cultivating and discovered that the celestial phenomena were strange, so I came out to investigate, but I didn't expect to discover a thief secretly sneaking into the popsicle processing factory and stealing all the popsicles! This God Venerable immediately took action and fought three hundred rounds with him, but never expected! This God Venerable was careless for a moment and unfortunately suffered a sneak attack from the thief, letting him escape!"

After saying this, Er Gouzi looked like it was about to die again, clutching its stomach, and lay on the ground on its last breath!

After listening, everyone's faces also froze.

"To think that Snow City has been stable for so many years, and yet a thief would appear!"

"This place has always been guarded by heavy troops; for the thief to enter so quietly, his strength must be extraordinary!"

Xu Que, lying on the roof, was already amused.

He didn't expect that after Er Gouzi stole the popsicles, it would use a trick of a thief calling for a thief, and its acting level was so proficient!

"Whoosh!"

Immediately, Xu Que quietly retreated from the roof, swept into a nearby street, and then ran out quickly.

Following that, he said anxiously: "What's going on? What happened?"

"General Zhuge, you've come just in time, Er Gou... uh, the Mighty King is injured!" As soon as everyone saw Xu Que, they responded one after another, telling him about the experience Er Gouzi had just described.

After listening, Xu Que's face changed in shock, and he hurriedly looked at Er Gouzi and shouted: "What? Er Gouzi, how are you?"

While speaking, he rushed over and sat down beside Er Gouzi.

Er Gouzi saw Xu Que coming and said on its last breath: "Ki... Kid, this God Venerable... is almost done for!"

"No!" Xu Que roared, tears streaming down his face, and he punched Er Gouzi one fist after another, excitedly saying: "No, Er Gouzi, you can't die, wake up, you can't die!"

Er Gouzi was instantly dumbfounded. Damn, kid... you're shameless! ===== CHAPTER 712 =====

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