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Chapter 728: Another Huge Profit!

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"Lao Cai is really reliable; 20,000 yuan of phone credit, he topped it up just like that!"

Xu Que looked gratified, sitting happily on the inn's roof, watching that "movie" slowly send.

However, at the current internet speed, it would probably be impossible to finish sending this "movie" without four or five days.

This made Xu Que a bit worried; he couldn't just do nothing and wait here for four or five days, right?

Even if he agreed, Er Gouzi might not necessarily cooperate!

"Eh, I have a way!"

Suddenly, Xu Que's eyes lit up, and immediately after, he summoned the system interface: "System, give me ten strong sleeping pills, chocolate-flavored, plus one sh*t-flavored!"

Afterwards, he walked toward Er Gouzi, handed the sleeping pills to its mouth, and whispered: "Er Gouzi, come, eat some delicious chocola..."

Before he could finish, the unconscious Er Gouzi subconsciously opened its mouth and swallowed all eleven strong sleeping pills from Xu Que's hand like a whirlwind.

"Holy sh*t! Seems like I fed it too much!" Xu Que was suddenly shocked.

These strong sleeping pills produced by the system were enough to make an elephant sleep for more than ten days with just one; Er Gouzi swallowed eleven at once, I'm afraid it would sleep for a year or a half!

"Tsk tsk tsk, that's fine too; it saves it from being annoying every day!"

Xu Que smiled, placed the phone beside it, set up the Spirit-grade formation on the inn's roof again, and turned to leave.

For seven consecutive days, Xu Que lived a life of luxury in the palace.

He ran back and forth between Lady Ya and Su Cloud Sect Master's sleeping quarters when he had nothing to do, occasionally flirting with Su Ling'er, and finally had to get chocolate for Su Xiaoqi to eat!

It wasn't until the eighth day that he remembered the phone and returned to the inn's roof.

Sure enough, Er Gouzi was still sleeping soundly, and he didn't know what it had dreamed of, but drool was flowing all over the floor.

Xu Que walked past it quietly, picked up the phone, and checked.

What stunned him was that the phone had completely lost signal, but he could still see that the "movie" had been sent successfully, but because the signal was lost, there was no reply in WeChat.

"What's the situation?"

Xu Que couldn't help but frown. Logically speaking, since the "movie" could be sent successfully, it meant the signal was fine before; something must have happened in the middle.

Eh, wait, signal!

Xu Que suddenly reacted, turned his head to look at Er Gouzi, but found that Er Gouzi's sleeping posture hadn't changed, and its feet were still touching the antenna.

But the next moment, Xu Que was dumbfounded.

One of the four signal boosters he had opened from the growth gift pack earlier had actually turned scorched black.

"Holy sh*t, this... this couldn't have been burned out, right?"

Xu Que widened his eyes, hurriedly picked up the antenna, took it back into the system package, and asked: "System, quickly check this signal booster. I think it can still be saved!"

"Ding, after detection, this item is damaged and cannot be repaired!" The system responded quickly.

"What the hell? Isn't this cheating? I've already sent the movie, and I don't even know how the box office is, and now I've lost contact with Earth again? No way, you have to compensate me with another signal booster!" Xu Que looked frantic.

Obviously, this kind of proposal was ruthlessly rejected by the system.

Xu Que was very annoyed. The box office certainly wasn't the most important thing; the key problem now was that he hadn't even contacted his sister, and he had lost contact with Earth directly. Wouldn't that mean all his busy work had been in vain?

"Damn it! So angry!"

Xu Que clenched his fists and scanned the sky!

There were only two ways left now.

Either hurry up and cultivate to level up, get another growth gift pack, or kill a Mahayana stage expert to get a mysterious gift pack, and open a signal booster from the gift pack.

Or continue to act cool, gather enough Acting Cool Points as soon as possible, upgrade the system to version 10.0, and then get a Space-Breaking Talisman to return directly to Earth.

However, neither of these two methods could be easily achieved.

"It seems I can't continue to neglect my proper work; it's time to return to the Four Great Continents!" Xu Que pondered for a moment, put away the phone and all the signal boosters, carried the sleeping Er Gouzi, and turned to sweep toward the palace.

Meanwhile, on Earth!

Director Lao Cai's movie had finished filming, and he had also successfully received the "movie" sent by Xu Que!

After watching it that day, he was dumbfounded at home for two days and two nights!

According to his professional perspective, this so-called "movie" was simply the king of garbage, the king of bad movies.

The plot is already beyond criticism, but the key is that the protagonist's acting is also very exaggerated; he's acting cool way too much.

But there were also two highlights that made him have to be scared silly.

"Such powerful special effects, plus those four beautiful heroines, all put into such a bad movie, it's simply... a disgrace to the film industry!"

Lao Cai was frantic, but also shocked!

Full-film special effects, and such high-quality special effects, whether it was the scene or the dazzling techniques during the fight, were lifelike, simply as if they were real. Looking at the entire Earth, no team could do it.

And those four female characters, each of them had extraordinary temperament and invincible beauty, enough to amaze the world.

Lao Cai didn't dare to imagine what kind of turmoil this movie would cause in the circle if it were released. In short, the consequences were unimaginable!

"Forget it, anyway, this guy can't be contacted now, so I'll use his name to release the film for him, so as not to have a bunch of big shots come to mess with me later!" Finally, Lao Cai gritted his teeth, copied the video into his computer, and began editing.

In just three days, he tried his best to edit the plot of the whole film to a point where it could be watched, and then sent it for review!

Two months later, this movie was successfully released in China.

Sure enough, on the day of the release, it immediately caused an uproar among countless audiences.

The next day, the internet was already arguing about this movie.

"Holy sh*t, who the hell filmed this movie?"

"This dog-blood plot is really something!"

"Please remember this name, Director Xu Que, Screenwriter Xu Que!"

"Is the director sick? Such a bad movie, yet used such awesome special effects."

"Holy sh*t, when I watched it, I almost thought I was in the Xianxia world!"

"I'll say a fair word, I won't complain about the plot, but the special effects are really nothing to complain about!"

"It's not just the special effects that are awesome! The actors inside are even more amazing!"

"What's the name of the actor who played Su Ling'er? Waiting online, urgent!"

"Asking all big shots to solve the puzzle, who played Lady Ya? Too charming, when I watched the movie!"

"You group of beasts, do you still want your faces? May I ask who played Su Cloud Sect Master? I've already taken off my pants, and the toilet paper is ready; I'm just waiting for her resources."

"May I ask which little brother played Xu Yanzu? So handsome!"

"Xu Yanzu, from now on you are my idol!"

"Pah, Xu Yanzu is just a pretty boy; the acting of today's little fresh meat is really disappointing!"

"That is! Little fresh meat can only look at the face!"

On the internet, all kinds of discussions were overwhelming.

Except for complaining that this movie wasted special effects and actors, most people were asking about the actors of the characters inside.

However, when Xu Que filmed, he didn't use his appearance on Earth, but reverted to his true appearance in the Cultivation World. No matter how the netizens searched, they couldn't find him.

On the contrary, the name "Xu Que" scared quite a few people.

For example, Xu Que's college classmates and high school classmates, as long as they knew he had died six years ago, were all shocked.

There were many people with the same name and surname, but it just so happened that before this movie was released, Xu Que's WeChat Moments posted a selfie, and the "Husky" in the selfie was exactly the big villain in the movie, Er Gouzi.

A few days later, the box office of Xu Que's movie on Earth soared, and the popularity continued to rise, killing countless big-name movies of the same period.

Even in the film circle, countless big shots were alarmed.

A certain big director Zhang Ye: "Quick, find me the special effects production team of this movie; I want to hit the number one spot on the World Celebrity List!"

A certain investor: "Quick, find the lead actors of this movie; whoever can invite them, I'll throw money to invest in the movie!"

While Earth was in a mess, the person involved, Xu Que, also received a huge surprise.

These past few days, he had already taken Lady Ya and Su Cloud Sect Master, as well as the sisters Su Ling'er, and set off for the Water Yuan Kingdom to meet up with the Empress.

But along the way, the system notification sound in Xu Que's mind hadn't stopped.

In just a few days, the Acting Cool Points he had obtained had reached 300,000, scaring Xu Que into smoking several mutated fake cigarettes one after another.

As a result, after the Acting Cool Points doubled, he harvested a total of more than 600,000 points!

"It must be Lao Cai who took the movie to be released! This wave is simply a huge profit!"

Xu Que muttered to himself, the corners of his mouth curling up with a smile: "In this way, the day of returning to Earth is truly just around the corner! People of Earth, tremble! Your Emperor is coming back!"

Half a month later, Xu Que successfully returned to the Water Yuan Kingdom with the women.

After preparing to meet up with the Empress, they would set off to return to the Four Great Continents.

However, when Xu Que stepped into the Water Yuan Kingdom palace, he felt something was wrong; he couldn't even sense Jiang Hongyan's aura.

"What's the situation? Did she go out?" Xu Que was stunned, and a bad premonition suddenly arose in his heart!

"Xu Que, what's wrong?" At this moment, Lady Ya saw that Xu Que was wrong and asked.

Xu Que shook his head: "It's nothing, go in first!"

Saying that, he took the women toward the back hall of the Water Yuan Kingdom palace.

Although Jiang Hongyan wasn't there, Zi Xuan was still there, and Xu Que couldn't help but speed up his pace.

However, when he arrived at the back hall and didn't even have time to speak, Zi Xuan ran up hurriedly, her expression extremely anxious: "Xu Que, why did you come back only now? Something might have happened to Sister!"

"What?" Xu Que's expression changed instantly. With Jiang Hongyan's strength, could something still go wrong?

He immediately asked in a deep voice, "What exactly happened?"

Zi Xuan shook her head: "I don't know. After you left, Big Sister kept cultivating. Yesterday, she suddenly found me and said she remembered an important matter. She has to return to the Four Great Continents first and told you not to wait for her anymore!"

Don't wait for her?

Xu Que was stunned for a moment. This sentence vaguely made him feel increasingly uneasy.

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