Chapter 756: We Only Look at Faces [Fourth Update]

Ding! Congratulations to the host 'Xu Que' for acting a cool of 'I only serve you if the heavens pee rain and don't support the wall', specially rewarding 100,000 Acting Cool Points!"

"Ding! Congratulations to the host 'Xu Que' for passing the Seven-Nine Tribulation and entering the Combined Body Stage! Gained one 【Tribulation Transcendence Gift Pack】!"

"Ding! Experience pool unsealed!"

"Ding! Congratulations to the host 'Xu Que' for successfully leveling up, current realm is Combined Body Stage Layer One!"

"Ding! Congratulations to the host 'Xu Que' for successfully leveling up, current realm is Combined Body Stage Layer Two!"

Several system notification sounds echoed in Xu Que's mind in succession!

At the same time, on the ground, a large patch of Heavenly Beast Giants turned into annihilation, all turning into ashes in the golden lightning!

Xu Que opened his mouth wide, somewhat astonished.

Originally, he was just saying it casually to the heavens, never expecting the heavens to pay any attention to him.

But he never expected! The heavens were actually so cooperative, directly striking back with several golden lightning bolts, instantly killing thousands of Heavenly Beast Giants below, among whom were even several Tribulation Transcendence Stage Heavenly Beast generals!

"My heavens, that's truly amazing!" Xu Que was horrified.

Although the deaths of these thousands of Heavenly Beast Giants couldn't be counted toward him and didn't bring experience points!

But he had gained a new achievement because of it—acting a cool of "I only serve you if the heavens pee rain and don't support the wall"!

And he had gotten 100,000 Acting Cool Points!

This was not a small amount; it instantly earned back the ten King of Acting Cool Fists he had just used to bombard the thunder pool!

But soon, Xu Que felt a bit guilty.

As the saying goes, three feet above the head there are gods; he used to feel that no matter how harsh his words were, he wouldn't fear things like divine retribution!

But now he was a bit confused. The heavens were so cooperative; could it be that they were warning him?

In that case, it seemed he couldn't just clamor at the heavens so casually in the future!

Hey! No, what am I panicking about?

I am a man of the Exploding Heaven Gang, would I fear divine retribution? That doesn't make sense!

At the very least, I am a generation of the King of Acting Cool, unique throughout the ages. Since I have embarked on this great path of acting cool, I cannot fear being struck by lightning!

Xu Que immediately came to his senses, looked up directly at the sky, and said loudly: "Not bad, well done. Our grievances are even for now! But keep your eyes open in the future. When you see me undergoing a tribulation, be quick about it, don't always drag your feet, it's easy for people to say you're slow, understand?"

However, the sky had already returned to calm, a clear sky for ten thousand miles!

On the ground, there was a deathly silence, not a sound, you could hear a pin drop.

Whether it was the Human cultivators or the Heavenly Beast Race, they were already stunned, standing in place!

This guy actually threatened the heavens just now?

And the heavens actually descended with heavenly thunder, alive and well, striking that group of Heavenly Beast Giants to death?

My god, what is this Li Bai's background?

Isn't this guy a bit too terrifying?

Thinking of this, the Heavenly Beast Race couldn't help but tremble.

Today's battle should have been a song of triumph, with victory in sight!

But ever since Xu Que appeared, they had actually lost nearly ten thousand Heavenly Beast Giants!

This number might not be particularly serious for them, but the morale of their Heavenly Beast Race had been thoroughly ground away!

This battle was over!

"Success is also Li Bai, failure is also Li Bai!" In the main army in the rear, a Heavenly Beast general said with a pale face.

Countless gazes full of wariness and fear were fixed on Xu Que.

"Sound the retreat!"

Finally, a voice full of majesty came from the distant rear of the Heavenly Beast Race; it was the commander of the Heavenly Beast Race, a Great Vehicle Stage peak expert speaking!

"Woo—!"

The Heavenly Beast Race blew the horn of retreat. The entire army had come with great excitement, but in the end, they returned having thrown away their armor and abandoned their weapons!

The numerous Human cultivators were stunned for a good while before erupting into deafening cheers!

"We held it!"

"We actually held it!"

"Everything is thanks to Brother Li Bai!"

"That's right, Brother Li Bai is the true hero, much stronger than that bunch of arrogant, indifferent-to-death Divine Sons in the Divine Son Camp!"

"Many thanks to the Exploding Heaven Gang!"

"Exploding Heaven Gang is awesome!"

"Exploding Heaven Gang is mighty!"

Countless Human cultivators shouted excitedly, raising their weapons high, cheering for Xu Que!

Xu Que smiled indifferently and waved his hand: "You are all too kind. Small matters like fighting wars are just easy questions for our Exploding Heaven Gang! Every single person in our Exploding Heaven Gang is a unique existence throughout the ages. Eight-hundred-mile headshots and tearing Heavenly Beast Giants apart with our bare hands are just our usual entertainment projects!"

Whoosh!

The entire crowd was in an uproar, moved by this!

Everyone in the Exploding Heaven Gang is as powerful as Li Bai?

Eight-hundred-mile headshots?

Tearing Heavenly Beast Giants apart with bare hands?

These are just usual entertainment projects?

My god, what is the background of this Exploding Heaven Gang, why have we never heard of it before?

Many people were shocked in their hearts.

If Xu Que had said these words before, surely no one would have believed him, but after witnessing his monstrous performance, everyone believed his words without any reason!

"Everyone, I am also out for the first time to gain experience from the Exploding Heaven Gang. Now that I have gained a lot, it is time to leave! The heavy responsibility of guarding the territory will be left to you all in the future!"

At this moment, Xu Que cupped his hands at the crowd and prepared to leave.

"Wait!"

Suddenly, a cultivator called out to Xu Que and asked somewhat embarrassedly: "Brother Li Bai, I dare to ask, does your Exploding Heaven Gang... still recruit people?"

"Sorry, our Exploding Heaven Gang only looks at faces; we only recruit those who are handsome!" Xu Que turned back and smiled.

Immediately, in the stunned gazes of the crowd, he stepped on the lightning, crossed the clouds, and disappeared into the horizon!

A moment later, the entire crowd reacted, their faces full of black lines.

"You have to be handsome to join the Exploding Heaven Gang? Is... is this implying we're ugly?"

"Damn it, what kind of ghost standard is this?"

"Usually when sects and forces recruit people, they look at qualifications, how come the Exploding Heaven Gang looks at faces? It's truly infuriating!"

"Sigh, this is probably the unfathomable part of the Exploding Heaven Gang, completely different from those coquettish bitches outside!"

At the same time, in the frontline camp thousands of miles away.

The Soldier Rank list was surrounded by a large group of cultivators!

Everyone was shocked, their eyes fixed on the first place on the "General List"!

It clearly displayed a name—Exploding Heaven Gang Li Bai!

"Impossible, this is absolutely impossible!"

"What exactly happened on the battlefield?"

"How did this guy suddenly jump to the top of the list, the merits of the thirty Divine Sons of the Divine Son Camp have been completely left behind by him!"

"Damn it, this is more than just being left behind!"

"Look at his merit points, the thirty Divine Sons of the Divine Son Camp combined don't have as many as him alone!"

The crowd discussed spiritedly, and some even couldn't help but be curious, directly forming groups to rush to the battlefield to understand the situation!

However, not far from the camp, the Great Vehicle Stage peak commander Qin Wei was standing in place.

A pair of eyes, as if piercing through thousands of miles, were also fixed on the five words at the top of the "General List"!

"Exploding Heaven Gang Li Bai! Truly a good seedling!" He smiled coldly, a cold light flashing in his eyes!

【The fourth update is delivered! After cultivating to immortality until now, I'll continue to write the first update for today!】 ===== CHAPTER 757 =====