Chapter 872
"Holy crap!"
"This is too badass!"
"It's actually a dog that can speak human language!"
"I've been hearing about the rampant evil dogs in Japan Province, I didn't expect it to be this one!"
"Eh, wait, have you noticed, this dog looks so familiar!"
"Damn, this... isn't this the Mighty King from last year's movie?"
"Damn, it really is it! In that case... holy crap, the director and screenwriter of that movie was Xu Que!"
"Holy crap!"
"Damn, so the things in the movie weren't special effects, they were all real!"
"Damn, the trash movie this guy made, I'm speechless!"
On the internet, because of the topic caused by Er Gouzi, everyone suddenly remembered the movie that became a global hit last year.
Xu Que had changed his appearance when filming the movie, so when only his name was known to everyone, no one had connected him to last year's movie.
But now, with Er Gouzi showing its face like this, it immediately sparked discussion and memories among everyone, and subsequently, they connected the relationship between Xu Que and that movie.
That day, bold media outlets offered high rewards again, sending out reporters and camera teams who weren't afraid of death to Japan Province, sincerely wanting to interview Er Gouzi.
Er Gouzi was initially unwilling, thinking it was beneath its status, and firmly refused.
But the next day, when this guy learned that the interview could be broadcast worldwide, it immediately accepted happily.
So this day, people all over the world held their computers or stayed in front of their televisions to watch this live broadcast.
As the scene began, the camera locked onto Er Gouzi.
This guy was walking down the street in a suit, specifically combing the dog hair on its forehead back, wearing gold-rimmed glasses, walking like a human, swaggering while leading a group of dogs to go shopping.
The entire street was almost occupied by Er Gouzi, which ordered that only stinky tofu could be made, wanting to build an Exploding Heaven Gang Stinky Tofu Street.
This guy walked on the street like an emperor on an inspection tour, majestic and awe-inspiring, and it had to give pointers to several stalls it passed by.
"Eh eh eh, don't let the oil temperature get too high! Lower the fire!"
"Holy crap, do you even know how to make stinky tofu? The tofu is all smashed, damn it!"
"Damn, you're doing it wrong!"
"Wrong, wrong, you're all wrong!"
"Damn, under this Divine Venerable's nose, you dare to cut corners? If you don't mix in shit, can you call it stinky tofu? Someone, bring this Divine Venerable's treasured golden wolf shit!"
The reporter and camera team followed along the way, completely dumbfounded.
Especially when they saw Er Gouzi really let someone add shit in, and after it scooped some up to try a bite, they vomited on the spot.
They had always thought that Er Gouzi was just pranking before, but they didn't expect this guy to really eat stinky tofu mixed with shit, truly believing that stinky tofu had to be mixed with shit!
This is too damn good at playing!
People on the internet were even more confused.
They had heard of live-streaming eating shit, but they really didn't expect to see it today!
Finally, the reporters couldn't watch anymore, hurriedly rushed forward, and started the interview!
"Hello, respected Mighty King, may I ask if you know Xu Que? What is your opinion on his battle with the angels?"
"What? Xu Que? Don't mention that kid to this Divine Venerable, this Divine Venerable gets angry just thinking about him!"
"This... why is that?"
"He is too shameless, this Divine Venerable is full of righteousness and disdains to associate with him!"
"Oh? Can you be specific about why?"
"Hmph, he tricked this Divine Venerable, saying that one spirit stone could buy a street of restaurants, but in the end, this Divine Venerable didn't spend a single spirit stone and took down dozens of streets! What this Divine Venerable can't stand most in this life is deception!"
Speaking of this, Er Gouzi turned around and glared at the camera, starting to make threats: "Xu Que, you are shameless, this Divine Venerable has already taken over the Japan Province territory, don't come to disturb this Divine Venerable in the future, otherwise don't blame this Divine Venerable for being impolite!"
"Hiss!" Several reporter teams suddenly gasped.
The audience watching the live broadcast was also shocked.
This dog dares to make such threats, could its strength be above Xu Que's?
Then Japan Province is doomed, it's probably going to be cold!
What will those teachers in Japan Province do in the future?
Will they continue to film movies?
Will those unique arts be cut off from inheritance from now on?
Chinese netizens kept discussing this matter, but what they cared about was how Xu Que would respond to the threats made by Er Gouzi.
As a result, that night, after Xu Feifei showed the video to Xu Que, Xu Que personally contacted the media and asked them to publish a response in the newspaper.
The response was very simple, only one sentence.
"Er Gouzi, have you gotten cocky, or can I, Xu Que, no longer carry a knife? If you don't roll back to see me, I'll go to Japan Province and slice you to death!"
Just one sentence, spread across the world overnight.
Many people who were paying attention to this matter were happy as soon as they saw it; you are still Brother Que, daring to confront him, he will slice you without discussion!
The next day, Er Gouzi immediately called the media again, responding to the camera: "Xu Que, you are shameless, why don't I go back, don't you have any self-awareness in your heart?"
Xu Que responded directly: "Self-awareness? None, I'm inflated! You handle it yourself, if I don't see you within two days, I'll chant the spell!"
"Damn!" Er Gouzi cursed wildly at the camera that day, shouting angrily: "This Divine Venerable swears here, I won't go back even if I die!"
"Good, we'll report it immediately!" The reporters didn't live-stream this time; for the sake of ratings and a more perfect report, they chose to record it.
At this moment, the material was successfully obtained, and they wanted to leave immediately; after all, this was a big event, and reporting it would definitely detonate the world again.
They even thought of the title—"Man-Dog War, Who is Stronger and Who is Weaker!"
However, before they had walked a few steps, Er Gouzi called them back.
"Wait, where are you going? Did this Divine Venerable let you go? Come back here!"
Er Gouzi said seriously: "This Divine Venerable suddenly remembered that I have important business, I need to go to China, you hurry up and book a plane ticket for this Divine Venerable, I'm leaving tonight!"
"Ah?" Many reporters were dumbfounded.
This is still being a coward, right?
"Ah what ah? Hurry up and book the ticket! Otherwise, this Divine Venerable will slice you to death!" Er Gouzi said, waving its dog paws.
A reporter said helplessly: "Respected Mighty King, aviation department regulations state that dogs cannot board planes!"
"Damn!" Er Gouzi was suddenly furious: "You are courting death, this Divine Venerable is a wolf, a wolf!"
"Ah? A wolf?" The reporters were dumbfounded for a while, but finally smiled bitterly: "But... but wolves can't board planes either!"
"I don't care, anyway, this Divine Venerable wants to take a plane, and I want first class! It doesn't matter if you don't let me sit, this Divine Venerable will get a plane tonight and fly it back myself!" After Er Gouzi finished speaking, it majestically led a group of wolf-dog minions and turned away, leaving the camera with a dashing back.
【Third update!】
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