Chapter 889
Xu Que stood in place, his face full of smiles, and beckoned, "Er Gouzi, come here quickly!"
"What for?" Er Gouzi immediately widened its eyes, extremely vigilant.
Based on its experience of being bullied for several years, it could immediately tell that Xu Que's smile was very wrong.
Xu Que: "Nothing much, just come here, I'll give you something delicious to eat!"
Er Gouzi: "No!"
"Geez, how can you say no? Look at you, you've lost weight recently; you must not have eaten well on Earth, right? Hurry up and nourish your body!" Xu Que said with a look of heartache, looking at Er Gouzi's obviously plump body.
"Pah, this God Venerable won't fall for it. If you've got the guts, throw the stuff over!" Er Gouzi said. Although it felt that this matter was wrong, it still couldn't help but feel greedy.
Xu Que smiled: "This thing can't be thrown; it's a new type of delicacy called the Nine Heavens Cold Jade Ultimate Boba Milk Tea. If I throw it, it will spill!"
"Bo... Boba Milk Tea?" Er Gouzi's eyes lit up immediately, and it drooled a little. It looked at Xu Feifei and asked: "Girl, this God Venerable trusts you. Is what he said true? Can that thing really not be thrown?"
"Huh?" Xu Feifei was stunned for a moment, then nodded: "It really can't be thrown; it will spill!"
"Awoo!" Er Gouzi let out a long howl, rushed toward Xu Que with an excited face, and said in ecstasy: "Quick, quick, take it out, this God Venerable is coming!"
"Alrighty!" Xu Que smiled immediately. Seeing Er Gouzi rushing in front of him, he waved his large hand and instantly pulled out a golden, gleaming large machete.
Swish!
Seeing this, Er Gouzi's expression changed drastically. It stopped its footsteps abruptly and said in horror: "Damn, you... what are you doing? What about the milk tea we agreed on? This God Venerable doesn't eat knives!"
"Don't be afraid, I just need a little blood. Once I've drawn the blood, I'll give you the milk tea!" Xu Que laughed loudly and rushed forward with the large knife.
"Damn it, this God Venerable won't drink it anymore. Don't come over here, holy crap!" Er Gouzi immediately turned its head and ran away, terrified.
However, it was still too close to Xu Que. Just after turning around and running a few steps, it was suddenly pressed to the ground by Xu Que with a "slap."
"Huff... huff..." As soon as the Teddy dog saw Xu Que coming, it immediately beamed with joy: "Hehe, hehe... Immortal Senior, you... you want to join too? I'll make room for you, let's do it together!"
"Go play somewhere else!" Xu Que grabbed the Teddy dog with one hand, threw it away directly, and placed the large knife in his hand on Er Gouzi's head.
Er Gouzi struggled frantically and roared: "Kid, are you crazy? This God Venerable has been through thick and thin with you, and you actually want to make this God Venerable bleed? This God Venerable would rather die than submit today!"
"Stop yapping, be honest. I need a little ten-thousand-year wolf blood to refine a Space-Breaking Talisman. Do you still want to return to the Cultivation World or not?" Xu Que said sternly.
"What? Refine a Space-Breaking Talisman? No, this God Venerable doesn't want to go back!" Er Gouzi immediately shouted.
"Slap!" Xu Que patted its head with one hand and glared: "It doesn't matter whether you go back or not, the point is that I want to go back. Cooperate quickly and hand over the ten-thousand-year wolf blood!"
"Awoo!" Er Gouzi immediately let out a heart-wrenching howl, crying until tears and snot sprayed out, and shouted: "Wait, kid, wait! This God Venerable has something to confess!"
The large knife in Xu Que's hand stopped: "What is it?"
"Sigh!" Er Gouzi immediately sighed deeply and said with a profound look: "Things have come to this, this God Venerable has to tell the truth. Actually, this God Venerable is a dog, not a wolf!"
"Oh, then that's perfect, what I need is ten-thousand-year dog blood!" Xu Que nodded, took the knife, and continued to saw at Er Gouzi's head.
Er Gouzi was immediately dumbfounded: "What? What do you mean? Didn't you just say you wanted ten-thousand-year wolf blood?"
"I misspoke just now. Actually, I really do need ten-thousand-year dog blood. If you don't believe me, I'll show you the recipe!" Xu Que said with a smile.
Er Gouzi was immediately furious, struggled frantically, and cursed: "Damn! Look at your paralysis, let go of this God Venerable quickly. I also misspoke just now; this God Venerable is a wolf, not a dog!"
"Yo, you still dare to be arrogant, huh? You dare to curse people, huh? Are you floating, or do you think I can't lift the knife anymore? Do you really think I can't saw you?" Xu Que immediately raised his eyebrows.
Although he hadn't been able to make Er Gouzi bleed a single drop from the moment he started sawing, this creature's flesh was too tough. But if he used other means, it wasn't impossible to get it out.
Upon hearing this, Er Gouzi immediately chickened out and hurriedly replied: "Don't, don't, don't, this God Venerable is willing to cooperate!"
"Cooperate?" Xu Que was happy and said with a smile that wasn't quite a smile: "Then tell me, how do you plan to cooperate?"
"Actually, this God Venerable has a little ten-thousand-year dog blood treasured away, but the quantity isn't large. Tell me first, how much do you want?" Er Gouzi truly compromised and said with a serious face.
Only then did Xu Que let it go and nodded: "You're sensible. One Space-Breaking Talisman needs three drops of blood. Give me thirty drops first!"
"Thirty drops? Damn, then you might as well kill this God Venerable!" Er Gouzi immediately bristled, almost jumping up from the ground, feeling that thirty drops was too much.
"Then at least twenty drops? It can't be any less!" Xu Que smiled.
"No, ten drops, this God Venerable can only give ten drops!"
"How much do you have hidden on you?"
"Not much!"
"Alright, stop talking nonsense. Ten drops it is. If it's not enough, I'll just take more from you later!" Xu Que shook his head, too lazy to keep arguing with Er Gouzi.
In his view, Er Gouzi's things were his things anyway.
"Sigh! Bloodbath! Big loss!" Er Gouzi shook its head, stood up with a bitter face, waved its dog paw, and wiped its belly.
The next moment, its belly glowed with light, and an opening appeared.
With a wave of its paw, it pulled out a large wooden barrel nearly two meters high from inside and placed it on the ground with a bang.
Following that, as soon as the barrel lid was opened, it was actually filled with dog blood, and the smell was extremely pungent.
"Ding, ten-thousand-year dog blood detected. Extract?" The system prompt sounded immediately in Xu Que's mind.
Xu Que's face turned dark, and his eyes stared straight at Er Gouzi.
Ten drops?
You motherfucker, you hid such a large barrel of dog blood and only gave me ten drops?
Er Gouzi pretended not to see anything, took out a small jade bottle the size of a thumb, lay on the edge of the wooden barrel, and carefully scooped the dog blood. Looking at that appearance, it was truly prepared to scoop only ten drops.
"Damn!" Xu Que's mind stirred, and he shouted to the system: "Extract all the dog blood in this barrel for me, not a single drop left!"
"After calculation, extracting the entire barrel of dog blood requires consuming 100 Acting Cool Points. Continue?"
"Yes!"
Whoosh!
Instantly, a mysterious force surged from Xu Que's body, like an invisible large hand, suddenly rolling up the large wooden barrel in front of Er Gouzi, and it disappeared directly in the blink of an eye.
Er Gouzi, who was scooping dog blood, was stunned in place, waved its hand at the empty space in front of it, and said with a confused face: "Where... where is the barrel?"
Xu Que nodded: "Yeah? Where is the barrel? Er Gouzi, what kind of trick are you playing? Are you not even giving me ten drops of dog blood?"
【First update! My mental state has been very bad recently, and I'm under a lot of pressure. I always feel like I'm about to collapse, so I'm planning to go back to my hometown for a while tomorrow to find a quiet environment to write. I'll keep it to two chapters a day for these few days. I hope everyone can give me some time to adjust myself quietly. I will come back and explode with updates! Thank you!】
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