Chapter 899: I Am Very Expensive!

"Pfft!"

Instantly, someone sprayed the tea they had just taken into their mouth.

Everyone present widened their eyes, full of confusion.

What kind of introduction is this?

If your name is Wang Dachui, just say your name is Wang Dachui; why the fuck are you adding so much drama to yourself?

In such an elegant occasion, can you still have some face?

"Heh!" Lu Zhouhe and the others shook their heads, a cold look appearing in their eyes again.

A moment ago they were still unconvinced, but now, they were almost relieved.

Because they were certain that Miss Dong would never take a fancy to such a vulgar person; it was simply too despicable.

Behind the gauze curtain.

The Dong family young lady was also indeed very astonished, never expecting that the young master who had been refined just a moment ago would say such things as soon as he opened his mouth; this was really unexpected.

"However... divination and physiognomy..."

Miss Dong pursed her lips, her eyes bright, seemingly quite interested in the divination and physiognomy Xu Que mentioned!

She opened her mouth and said softly: "Young Master Wang..."

"Eh... don't call me Young Master Wang!" Xu Que waved his hand and said softly: "Call me Brother Dachui!"

Damn!

Everyone in the hall twitched their mouths, full of shame.

Brother... Brother Dachui?

Hammer your sister! Isn't it disgusting?

Even the Dong family young lady behind the gauze curtain was startled, and then her cheeks flushed red, thinking to herself how this person could be so shameless.

"Brother Dachui is awesome!" At this time, a shout came from the back of the crowd.

Holy shit! Is there really someone shouting?

Everyone turned their heads to look, only to see a dog sneakily slipping out the door.

Everyone subconsciously ignored the dog and scanned the rest of the crowd, wanting to see which fool was shouting "Brother Dachui"!

"Young Master Dachui!" At this time, Miss Dong's voice came from behind the gauze curtain again.

Naturally, she couldn't call a person she had met by chance "Brother Dachui" in front of so many people; that would be too intimate and not in line with the feminine reserve she had learned since childhood.

"This young woman has seen the path of 'divination and physiognomy' in ancient books. It is said that this path can calculate destiny and is infallible. Could it be that the young master is really good at it?" She asked, very curious.

"Of course!" Xu Que immediately revealed an arrogant expression, "If Miss Dong is interested, I can also perform a divination for you, look at your physiognomy, and tell your fortune, but..."

"But what?"

"Need to..."

"Need what?"

"Need to touch a little..."

Before Xu Que could finish speaking, the expressions of everyone in the hall changed instantly.

Touch a little?

Damn, what do you want to touch?

"Presumptuous!"

Lu Zhouhe immediately shouted loudly, full of rage.

"Shameless villain!"

"What do you want to do, you charlatan?"

"This is not a place for you to mess around; don't go too far!"

"Miss Dong, you must not fall for this shameless villain's trick!"

The others scolded one after another, sternly accusing Xu Que.

Some even stood out, puffed out their chests and said: "If you want to touch, touch me. I don't believe you can really calculate everything about me!"

"Get lost! Why would I touch you? Are you sick? Don't I need face? I'm talking about touching your hand to look at your palmistry. Where are your minds going? Am I, Wang Dachui, that kind of casual person?" Xu Que stared and scolded, his face straightening.

The crowd was speechless, rolling their eyes.

Palmistry?

Believe your evil!

At this time, Lu Zhouhe suddenly stepped out, stood in front of Xu Que, and said coldly: "Divination and physiognomy are legendary things. Even if they really exist, they have long been lost. I don't believe you are good at this path. You want to look at palmistry, right? Good, I'll let you look!"

After speaking, he directly stretched out his hand toward Xu Que.

Xu Que was immediately happy. He glanced at it casually without paying attention, then shook his head and said: "Young Master Lu, right? I've looked at your palmistry. If I'm not mistaken, you are good at music, and you even composed a new piece recently!"

"Heh! Can you calculate something we don't know?" Lu Zhouhe immediately sneered, full of disdain.

The crowd was also speechless. Who among those present didn't know what Xu Que said?

"Calculate something you don't know? Of course I can!" Xu Que raised his mouth suddenly: "Young Master Lu, you are still single, right? To tell you the truth, you will be single in the future, single for the rest of your life, lonely for a lifetime!"

"You..." Lu Zhouhe was so angry that his face turned black.

Xu Que's words were completely implying that he couldn't end up with Miss Dong.

However, at this time, the voice of Miss Dong came from behind the gauze curtain: "Young Master Dachui, can you tell me how you saw it?"

"Hehe, heavenly secrets must not be leaked!" Xu Que smiled mysteriously, his eyes looking at the gauze curtain, and continued: "But since Miss Dong asked me, I can tell you the reason!"

"Thank you, Young Master Dachui!" Miss Dong immediately responded, clearly very curious about these things and very interested.

"Actually, it's very simple. I looked at Young Master Lu's palmistry and found that his palms are very big!" Xu Que responded.

Everyone in the hall was stunned.

Big palms?

What does this have to do with being lonely for a lifetime?

Miss Dong was also startled and asked: "Why is that?"

"Because..." Xu Que paused, suddenly picked up the guitar, plucked the strings, and sang: "The older you grow, the lonelier you get; the older you grow, the more uneasy you get. You have to watch the wings of your dreams being broken..."

Singing to this point, he suddenly stopped, looked at the crowd with a cheeky face, and said: "How about it? Did you hear clearly? The older you grow, the more you clap. Look at this Young Master Lu's hands; they are fucking huge. If he isn't lonely for a lifetime, I'll live-stream eating shit!"

"Pfft!"

Someone sprayed the tea in their mouth again.

The rest of the people rolled their eyes and almost fainted.

Lu Zhouhe was so angry that his whole body trembled, and he almost sprayed a mouthful of old blood.

The older you grow, the lonelier you get?

Why don't you go to heaven?

What kind of divination and physiognomy is this?

The atmosphere in the hall dropped to a freezing point, very awkward.

Because this scene Xu Que made was not funny at all. If it was a joke, it was a cold joke that was cold to the extreme!

Including behind the gauze curtain, it was also silent.

It wasn't until several breaths later that Miss Dong revealed an awkward but polite smile and said softly: "Uh, I didn't expect Young Master Dachui to be so humorous; it really has broadened my horizons!"

"Miss Dong is too polite!"

At this time, Xu Que put on a serious face and smiled indifferently: "Actually, divination, physiognomy, and fortune-telling are indeed heavenly secrets that must not be leaked; otherwise, it will damage my yin virtue and character, so my explanation just now was just a joke. As for whether you believe it or not, that's up to you!

Besides, I didn't come here today to show off my abilities, and certainly not to prove anything, but because there is something I would like to ask Miss Dong for help with!"

"Oh?" Miss Dong was startled and nodded: "I wonder what this young woman can do to help Young Master Dachui?"

"Sigh, it's a long story!" Xu Que sighed heavily, looking sad: "I have a very good friend, Er Gouzi. It is innocent, kind, simple, and honest, but it recently contracted an incurable disease. Before it dies, it wants to drink a mouthful of Ten-Thousand-Year Flower Dew! I hope Miss Dong can be generous and send some Ten-Thousand-Year Flower Dew to me. It doesn't need to be too much, just ten or twenty barrels will do."

"What?" Miss Dong was shocked.

The crowd in the hall was also moved.

Ten-Thousand-Year Flower Dew?

So after all this time, this guy came for the Ten-Thousand-Year Flower Dew?

And as soon as he opened his mouth, he wanted ten or twenty barrels?

Damn, does he really think Ten-Thousand-Year Flower Dew falls from the sky? It's simply asking for a lion's share!

"Young Master Dachui, I'm afraid this matter..." At this time, Miss Dong responded, her tone a bit difficult, stopping mid-sentence.

Xu Que's expression froze, and he said solemnly: "Miss Dong, don't worry, I, Wang Dachui, am not the kind of person who likes to receive favors for nothing! If you can help me, I am willing to offer myself... eh eh eh, don't look at me like that. I am usually very expensive; eight hundred for one time, two thousand for the night, no cheating for children or old people!"

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