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Chapter 931: Zha Tian Bang's ancestral ambush!

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Instantly, the old woman was stunned, unable to believe it, thinking she had misheard something, and asked in shock: "Wang Dachui, you... what did you say?"

Xu Que directly took out an abacus, played with it randomly, but said solemnly: "Let me calculate for you. Regarding this ambush course, I charge by the routine. One routine is paying with your body for a year or one Immortal Artifact. What I'm teaching you today is the comprehensive routine ambush method. But considering we are all cultivators, I'll give you a 20% discount, totaling paying with your body for eight years or eight Immortal Artifacts."

"You... are you humiliating me?" The old woman's face sank instantly, full of anger.

Paying with your body?

Are you kidding?

Is this kid insane or crazy?

"No, I know your appearance has changed, so before I see your true appearance, don't even think about paying with your body." Xu Que immediately covered his chest, looking at the old woman with vigilance, as if he were the one suffering a loss.

The old woman was instantly so angry she almost wanted to kill someone, glaring at Xu Que with angry eyes.

"Whoosh!"

At this moment, the sound of breaking through the air in the passage was getting closer and closer, and the man and woman were very close.

The old woman couldn't be bothered to argue with Xu Que for the time being. After glaring at Xu Que fiercely, she condensed majestic spiritual power in her palm, ambushing and waiting for an opportunity to act.

"Alright, since you have no objection to the price, then it's settled. This ambush is left to me!" Suddenly, Xu Que spoke, and his figure flickered, directly flashing to the other side of the passage.

Following closely, he summoned the system package interface, quickly took out a storage ring, condensed his ten fingers, produced a three-colored fire lotus, and forcibly stuffed it into the storage ring.

The old woman reacted, her face changed, and she scolded through voice transmission: "Wang Dachui, what are you doing? Come back quickly!"

"I'm teaching you the correct ambush method!" Xu Que said with a smile, and again took things out from the system package.

"What are you messing around with, don't make trouble, that fire lotus of yours can't possibly hurt them, come ba..." The old woman said anxiously, fearing that Xu Que would ruin her revenge plan, but before she could finish, she was stunned.

Xu Que actually took out a lump of yellow shit out of thin air, suspended it on his palm, carefully placed it in the center of the passage, and then carefully placed the storage ring on top of it.

"Phew!"

After doing all this, he breathed a sigh of relief, as if he had completed a work of art, and stood there admiring it.

The old woman was instantly stunned, as powerful as she was, she felt like she was about to vomit blood at this moment.

This is your so-called ambush?

An ambush method worth eight Immortal Artifacts?

The Li Ye Sect crowd hiding in the back, seeing this scene, were even more confused.

"What is Young Master Wang doing?"

"Strange, why did he put a lump of shit in the middle?"

"Wait, the point is why does he carry a lump of shit with him?"

"Damn, fuck, that is this God Venerable's shit, that kid stole this God Venerable's shit." Er Gou suddenly said angrily, preparing to rush up to settle the score with Xu Que.

"Er Gou, don't make trouble!" Jiang Hongyan spoke softly, stopping Er Gou, her gaze also looking at Xu Que in the passage with a hint of doubt.

She was very clear about how powerful those two auras in the passage were, but seeing Xu Que's strange actions, she also didn't understand his intention.

But based on her understanding of Xu Que for so many years, she knew this guy must be playing some tricks that would piss people off again, so she didn't feel too worried, and was very calm.

"Wang Dachui, don't ruin my good deeds, get back here quickly!" At the same time, the old woman on the side of the passage had already angrily transmitted her voice to Xu Que.

Xu Que was calm: "Don't panic, I'm not panicking, what are you panicking about? Just wait and see the show!"

"You..." The old woman was so angry she was trembling all over.

She had waited for a hundred years, finally waiting for this opportunity for revenge, but didn't expect Xu Que to run out to make trouble for her.

And what don't panic?

Are you kidding?

Placing a lump of shit in the middle of the road, and then placing a ring containing a fire lotus, this is called an ambush? This is completely courting death!

"Whoosh!"

At this moment, at the corner of the passage, two figures suddenly swept out, very fast, exactly the combination of a man and a woman.

Both were very young, the man looked handsome, the woman looked good, and when they flew over, their clothes fluttered, full of immortal aura.

"Eh? Who is it?"

Seeing Xu Que standing in the middle of the road, the two suddenly frowned and stopped quickly, shouting in a deep voice.

"Shh, don't talk! Come over and see!"

Xu Que raised a finger pretendingly, signaling them to be quiet, and then beckoned to them mysteriously, signaling them to come over and see.

The man and woman's faces instantly turned black, and killing intent surged from their bodies.

They didn't need to come over at all, standing in place they could already see a lump of shit beside Xu Que. This guy was being so mysterious, and actually beckoned them to observe a lump of shit.

What is this?

This is clearly mockery and provocation!

"Mere Combined Body Stage, actually daring to be disrespectful to us!"

"Courting death!"

The two shouted in a low voice at the same time, condensed Dharma spells in their palms, preparing to slap Xu Que to death.

"Damn, are you stupid? Don't be so loud, this is not ordinary shit, this is dragon shit!" Xu Que immediately said nervously in a low voice.

"Dragon... dragon shit?" The man and woman were instantly stunned and stopped their hands.

The old woman hiding on the side of the passage had black lines all over her head.

The crowd behind the passage was also confused, their gazes all looking at Er Gou.

Dragon shit?

"That's right, this God Venerable is a descendant of the Demon Dragon, correctly speaking, that is indeed dragon shit!" Er Gou straightened its chest, looking proud and arrogant.

Everyone present had question marks, speechless.

Descendant of the Demon Dragon? Are you treating us as blind?

At the same time, the man and woman in the passage also stared tightly at Xu Que, clearly not believing his words.

"You come over and see, you will know. This lump of shit is crispy on the outside and tender on the inside, emitting immortal aura, and there is a storage ring on it, it is absolutely pulled out from the dragon's body. If you don't believe it, taste it." Xu Que said solemnly.

The man and woman were instantly furious.

Taste it?

Taste your mother!

"Presumptuous!" The man immediately gave a cold shout, his figure flashed, and he rushed directly toward Xu Que.

Xu Que's face changed, full of fear, staring at the back of the two with extreme shock, and roared: "Be careful behind you, that dragon..."

"What?" The man and woman were moved, subconsciously turning their heads to look behind.

However, there was nothing behind them, pitch black.

At the same time, Xu Que's voice came with a smile: "Hahaha, you two little idiots, that dragon is not here, I lied to you!"

"Bastard!" The two turned back in anger, never expecting that a mere Combined Body Stage kid would dare to play with them like this.

Whoosh!

Just as the two turned back, a storage ring was floating over, blooming with a strand of glow.

Boom!

The next moment, accompanied by a loud sound, majestic flames surged from the storage ring, permeating the entire passage, directly swallowing the two men and women.

"Hmph, petty tricks!" The two men and women shouted in a deep voice, waved their arms forward, and actually rolled up a strand of breeze, wanting to blow out the explosion of this strange fire.

"Oh no!" The old woman hiding on the side of the passage sank her heart, shook her head secretly, and prepared to save them.

She had long guessed this would happen. Xu Que's fire lotus was very powerful, but after all, his realm was too low, and it couldn't hurt the Half-Immortal Realm at all.

However, just as the old woman was about to rush out, she was suddenly stunned.

"Where are the people?"

She was surprised to find that Xu Que had disappeared, and in the majestically burning flames, she couldn't find Xu Que's figure.

Whoosh!

Almost at the same time, the void behind the man and woman rippled slightly.

A thick and large black staff suddenly protruded from it, turning into a dense shadow of the staff with lightning speed, and heavily knocked down on the back of the two men and women's heads.

Thud! Thud!

Under two muffled sounds, the man and woman's expressions stiffened slightly, then their bodies softened, and they fainted just like that, falling in the passage.

"Wha... what?" The old woman was instantly shocked, dumbfounded, unable to believe it.

Xu Que held the black staff, slowly stepped out from it, a smile on the corner of his mouth, and looked at the old woman: "This, is the correct ambush—Zha Tian Bang's ancestral comprehensive routine ambush method!"

【First update】 ===== CHAPTER 932 =====

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