[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-the-strongest-face-slapping-king-in-the-city":3,"chapter-the-strongest-face-slapping-king-in-the-city-the-strongest-face-slapping-king-in-the-city-chapter-1374":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"english","The Strongest Face-Slapping King in the City",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},1768554,2341,"Chapter 1374 - Capítulo 1374: 1374: Super Snarky (Double Trouble)","the-strongest-face-slapping-king-in-the-city-chapter-1374",1374,"\u003Cp>Capítulo 1374: Chapter 1374: Super Snarky (Double Trouble)\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Bro, I’m in deep trouble right now!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>You know, there are four Bright Force experts hunting me down!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It’s bad enough there’s a feud between us, but now all features of the System are off-limits?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Isn’t that pushing me towards a dead end!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Immediately, Zhang Fan dove into his backpack, trying to pull out the Invisibility Potion and Curse Talisman.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The next moment, Zhang Fan cursed!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Ding, System under maintenance, System backpack, not usable!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Not usable?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>CNM!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Without these things, how the heck am I supposed to fight Ove and his crew?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Mind you, Yun Canghai got taken out in seconds, and his strength right now isn’t even as good as Yun Canghai’s.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>So then, Zhang Fan opened the skill bar and pressed the Genetic Transformation button!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Suddenly, Zhang Fan’s expression changed!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Ding, System under maintenance, Genetic Transformation skill unavailable!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Damn, even Genetic Transformation is off-limits?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hell…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhang Fan lost it!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>No Genetic Transformation!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His current strength is barely on par with Dark Force Middle Stage opponents!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As for Ove and the others…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>One Bright Force Early Stage, two Bright Force Mid Stage, one Bright Force Late Stage!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Damn, the System clearly wants me dead!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Plus, the most critical point right now is that the Fish Intestine Sword is still in the warehouse!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>No need to think about it, it’s definitely stuck there.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Ding, System under maintenance, warehouse not usable!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Just as expected…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Bro, big bro! Don’t do this! Since I had that… fusion with you, you haven’t said a word, how was I supposed to know how to handle this! Every situation needs a period to adapt! Right or wrong!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If you hadn’t been silent for so long, telling me what to do earlier would’ve made it all easier!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Look at me, being a newbie, and you, not giving me any system usage instructions, how was I supposed to know what to do!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>You can’t just dump this blame on me!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>You’re 1.2 million years old, it’s not legit to be so unreasonable!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Seeing the System remain silent, Zhang Fan continued, “Old buddy, you gotta know, we’re both in this together, if I fall, so do you. I’m practically your representative. You see, if I get beaten up, wouldn’t that be tarnishing your reputation?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In life, what’s most important, it’s all about face!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>My face getting hit isn’t a big deal, but you’re such a noble existence, will you tolerate your face being bashed?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I can tolerate it, thanks, after all, I’m not the one getting hit, it doesn’t hurt me anyway!” a cold voice suddenly rang out.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hearing this, Zhang Fan immediately rolled his eyes!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This System dude, why so conniving?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>By logic, shouldn’t the System be super rigid?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But then, the corners of Zhang Fan’s mouth turned up in a mischievous smile.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As long as it talks, it can be dealt with.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He’s just afraid this big brother would play dead.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Besides, at this moment, he was also sure of one thing, the System guy definitely won’t stand by and do nothing!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If the System wanted him dead, it would’ve done system maintenance during the fight with Yun Canghai back in London, he’d be done for!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Moreover, the System previously mentioned it fused with him!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Bet if he croaked, the System would too!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Otherwise, considering the System’s deep-seated resentment, it would’ve ditched him long ago for someone else!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It’s just got a bit of a childish temper!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Can’t I handle a child?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Okay, okay, let’s calm down and have an open chat! Where do you come from?” Zhang Fan asked.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“From a place you don’t know!” the System replied!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhang Fan’s mouth twitched!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This guy, still so cheeky?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Who made you?” Zhang Fan asked.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The System said, “Someone you don’t know!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A streak of black lines appeared on Zhang Fan’s forehead!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Then why are you here on Earth, what’s your purpose? Does your planet want to conquer Earth?” Zhang Fan continued to ask!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After all, the System is ridiculously unbeatable!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And the System mentioned the words ‘your Earth’s civilization’!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Clearly, this dude definitely wasn’t made on Earth!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Our civilization has perished! Otherwise, I wouldn’t have come to your Earth’s civilization!” the System replied!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Although the voice was still cold, Zhang Fan could hear a hint of sadness!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Oh, sorry to bring up your sad story! As the saying goes, when Qing Shan remains, there’s no fear of running out of firewood, you’re still here, aren’t you? Once I get awesome, I’ll help restore your civilization!” Zhang Fan said!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He genuinely sympathized with the System too.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The civilization’s downfall!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hard to imagine what kind of catastrophe the System’s homeland faced!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Give me a break, you can’t even handle a few ant-like beings, how can you brag about that!” the System replied!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhang Fan shrugged: “Come on, I’ve come a long way from being an ordinary person to reaching my current level, haven’t I?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Humph, if it weren’t for your little bit of conscience, your little bit of effort, even if I were to stay dormant for another million years, I wouldn’t bother with you!” the System said haughtily!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At that moment, Zhang Fan’s eyes twinkled.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Another million years of dormancy!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A critical keyword!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then, Zhang Fan asked: “Were you previously in a dormant state too?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The System said: “You guess!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhang Fan was exasperated!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This guy is as cheeky as a mantis shrimp!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Do you have a name?” Zhang Fan asked!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“No! When my creators made me, they didn’t have time to name me before they met their demise.” the System replied, voice sounding rather forlorn!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhang Fan’s eyes were almost about to flip into dead-fish eyes.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Creators?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Such a wealth of information!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>So, that’s why this guy’s a freak?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Go to hell!” the System angrily replied!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Suddenly, Zhang Fan remembered that the System could read his thoughts!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Cough, cough! How about I give you a name?” Zhang Fan asked!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“You’re not thinking of calling me Little Black, are you?” the System chuckled coldly!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Cough, cough!” Zhang Fan almost choked on his spit!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>That name, he swears, he hadn’t even thought of it!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Am I that LOW?” Zhang Fan rolled his eyes!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Aren’t you always very LOW?” the System replied!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhang Fan was speechless and choked with emotion!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“How about I call you Little White?” Zhang Fan asked!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Get lost!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhang Fan was awkward!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Then why don’t you just choose a name yourself! That way we can communicate better in the future!” Zhang Fan said!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Sure, from now on you can call me Dad!” the System said!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Get lost!” This time, it was Zhang Fan’s turn to explode.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He really suspects this guy might be a mantis shrimp!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Haha!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Laughing on the outside, MMP on the inside?” Zhang Fan’s mouth twitched!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The System replied: “Correct!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I…” Zhang Fan was left speechless!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Are you male or female?” Zhang Fan asked curiously!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“You guess!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I guess your sister!” Zhang Fan exploded on the spot!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This freaking thing, it’s impossible to chat!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I am a unique existence; I don’t have a sister!” the System replied!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“…”\u003C\u002Fp>",1184,"2026-06-08T10:03:48.756Z",1,"novelbin.me","93c02c8fcbe82989811bd3bab0cb8217ec8d5a81541ce0d65dd872e1881a3689","the-strongest-face-slapping-king-in-the-city-chapter-1375","the-strongest-face-slapping-king-in-the-city-chapter-1373",1920,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fthe-strongest-face-slapping-king-in-the-city-cover.jpg"]