[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-the-strongest-face-slapping-king-in-the-city":3,"chapter-the-strongest-face-slapping-king-in-the-city-the-strongest-face-slapping-king-in-the-city-chapter-1497":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"english","The Strongest Face-Slapping King in the City",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},1768777,2341,"Chapter 1497: 1497: Scared Pissless (First Update)","the-strongest-face-slapping-king-in-the-city-chapter-1497",1497,"\u003Cp>Capítulo 1497: Chapter 1497: Scared Pissless (First Update)\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Gu Yan woke up!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He was woken up by noise!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Bro, what do we do, how should we deal with the guy in the car? Just bury him, or what?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Yeah, bro, maybe I should go buy a shovel now!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hearing these words, Gu Yan’s nerves went taut!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Because when he opened his eyes, he realized he was lying on the car seat!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A heavy blow to his temple made him feel as if he was under the Immobilization Skill! Completely unable to move!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Gu Yan swallowed nervously, and cold sweat poured out from every pore!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At this moment, his heart was in panic!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Buy a shovel?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Bury him?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Damn, are they talking about me?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Doesn’t that bastard kid know I’m from the Gu Family, an Ancient Martial Family?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>How could he do such a thing?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Isn’t he afraid of Gu Family’s revenge?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Bro, I think it’s best to bury him first, avoid any long-term trouble! What if his people come looking for him, we would be in great danger now!” someone said seriously to Zhang Fan!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Especially looking at that small forest, their hearts started to tremble.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What if a scum like Poison Spider suddenly showed up, what would we do then!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Facing professional-level assassins now, we don’t have any ability to resist!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Exactly, bro, let’s just drag him to the wilderness and bury him first! We’ll figure out the rest later! Here, people are coming and going!” someone else said!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Upon hearing these words, Gu Yan’s body couldn’t help but tremble.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This damn, is the rhythm of destroying the body and erasing the evidence!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Damn it, how can this be!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Gu Yan, who had just managed to reach the Dark Force level, his peak of life was just beginning! I haven’t even started down the road of showing off, how can they bury me?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The next moment, Gu Yan took a deep breath, then screamed hysterically: “Help! Help! Help, help, help!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Upon hearing this sudden voice! Zhang Fan and the group turned their heads ninety degrees, looking at the little car beside them, completely dumbfounded!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What the hell, what’s going on?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This Gu Yan dude, has he gone mad?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At that moment, Zhang Fan’s eyes also lit up.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Recalling the previous conversation, Zhang Fan immediately put his finger to his lips, motioning Wu Shanhe and the group to silence, with a sly smile on his face!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Shh!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Seeing this, the group of Wu Shanhe widened their eyes suddenly!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This Zhang Fan guy, what’s he planning now?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At that point, Zhang Fan suddenly said: “That guy woke up, quick, grab the tools! Knock him out, drag him to the wilderness to bury him! You guys, hurry and buy a shovel!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Instantly, the surrounding group also understood.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Looking at the little car beside them, the group almost burst out laughing.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Bro, you wait, I’ll be right back!” Long Zhengyu whispered deeply!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I think at this point, we should kill him first! Otherwise, we won’t be able to drag him to the wilderness!” Wu Shanhe also smirked evilly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Being able to frighten this Gu Yan guy, feels absolutely awesome!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhang Fan also grinned knowingly: “OK, I’ll go do it now!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Immediately, Zhang Fan turned around, gripped the door handle, and suddenly opened the car door!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At that moment, Gu Yan’s body trembled even more violently!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His face, pale as paper!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Sweat on his forehead, like beans, pouring down rapidly!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Seeing the trembling Gu Yan, Wu Shanhe and Long Zhengyu immediately covered their mouths!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Damn, can’t hold it in!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At that moment, Zhang Fan pulled a wrench out from the car and placed it on Gu Yan’s forehead!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Meanwhile, Gu Yan’s whole body shook even more violently.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Bro, don’t kill me, don’t kill me! I’m from the Ancient Martial Family, Gu Family! Our family has many super experts! If you kill me, you’ll never escape!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“How about this if you let me go, we can wipe the slate clean between us?” Gu Yan’s voice was trembling! Almost stuttering as he spoke.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Do you know who I am?” Zhang Fan whispered!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Zhang…” Gu Yan just said this one character, then immediately took it back: “No, I don’t know who you are, I don’t recognize you!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Heh! Seems like you do know who I am, no way, I can’t let you go today no matter what!” Zhang Fan said, as the wrench slid from Gu Yan’s head and slightly pressed on Gu Yan’s neck!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At this moment, Long Zhengyu came over and slapped Gu Yan on the thigh, smirking evilly: “Bro, let’s finish off this guy later, he looks tender and smooth, could be quite refreshing!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Saying that, Long Zhengyu’s hand slid from Gu Yan’s thigh to his waist!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Seeing this scene, several SS-level guys almost burst into tears.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This Long Zhengyu guy, damn he’s too wicked!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Refreshing?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Damn, he’s making Gu Yan’s life worse than death!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Can’t laugh out loud, damn, they’re torturing us to death here!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I’m on board!” Wu Shanhe said in an affected voice, also reaching out his hand!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Bro, drive! Let’s first head to the wilderness to have some fun, then we’ll slowly dig a hole to bury him!” Wu Shanhe smirked!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At the same time, feeling the two hands groping him all over, Gu Yan got goosebumps all over.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>These perverts, they’re actually thinking of…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At this moment, Zhang Fan nimbly closed the car door and then ran to the front passenger seat: “What are we waiting for, get in the car quick!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Watching Zhang Fan pretend to rev the engine, the group almost laughed themselves to tears.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Drama kings, drama kings!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If they don’t go into acting, it’s really such a pity!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hearing these words, Gu Yan’s heart sank to the bottom!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Especially hearing the revving engine, he used all his strength to scream hysterically again: “Help!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Upon hearing this, Wu Shanhe and Long Zhengyu held their stomachs, squatting on the ground, laughing so hard they couldn’t straighten up.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then, they beckoned to the group behind them, and went to the side door of Gu Yan’s head, suddenly pulling the car door open!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Immediately, everyone squatted on the ground, eyes wide staring at Gu Yan, then burst out laughing!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Hahaha!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Gu Yan, you’ve got yours today!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Hilarious, dad’s dying of laughter! Help, help!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Wu Shanhe shouted mimicking Gu Yan’s earlier tone!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Looking at Wu Shanhe and the group, Gu Yan’s eyes widened suddenly!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Damn, these bastards are scaring them?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Damn, what’s that smell!” Long Zhengyu suddenly covered his nose.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Wow, Gu Yan, did you piss yourself from fear?” Wu Shanhe also widened his eyes, staring at Gu Yan’s pants, completely in disbelief!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Instantly, Gu Yan’s face twisted into a grimace.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“FML, Wu Shanhe, Long Zhengyu, it’s on between us! And for the rest of you, when I can move, I’m gonna beat the hell out of you!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Gu Yan’s forehead veins bulged, yelling hysterically!\u003C\u002Fp>",1155,"2026-06-08T10:03:49.627Z",1,"novelbin.me","214f8259233ce6f7d788685939ce6e21a040732c507eabc8efb7e87eb3669b83","the-strongest-face-slapping-king-in-the-city-chapter-1498","the-strongest-face-slapping-king-in-the-city-chapter-1496",1920,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fthe-strongest-face-slapping-king-in-the-city-cover.jpg"]