[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-the-strongest-face-slapping-king-in-the-city":3,"chapter-the-strongest-face-slapping-king-in-the-city-the-strongest-face-slapping-king-in-the-city-chapter-238":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"english","The Strongest Face-Slapping King in the City",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},1767608,2341,"Chapter 238 - 238 238 The Rhythm is Off Third Update","the-strongest-face-slapping-king-in-the-city-chapter-238",238,"\u003Cp>﻿238: Chapter 238: The Rhythm is Off (Third Update) 238: Chapter 238: The Rhythm is Off (Third Update) “Hey, have you had your fill of touching?” Weng Shuang’s eyes carried a hint of dangerous color.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This guy, obviously here to take advantage of her, didn’t look like he was here to heal.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If it weren’t for Ye Yanran saying her illness had been cured, she definitely would’ve lost it.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Why the rush?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The so-called ‘look, smell, ask, and touch’—I’m barely getting started,” Zhang Fan said, his hands kneading forcefully on Weng Shuang’s small hands.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hmph, this rose was just tempting me a moment ago, hehe, now she’s delivered herself to my doorstep.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Just not sure how the Flower Protection System will diagnose this.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If it’s like the healing it did for Ye Yanran, that would be amazing.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Healing.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Please select the target.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Weng Shuang!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Would you like to spend 600 Spiritual Value for the healing?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Yes!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Instantly, Zhang Fan saw the healing methods provided by the system.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But it wasn’t long before Zhang Fan was dumbfounded.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Because the treatment plan given by the system was, fertilize thirty times!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fuck, he knew what fertilizing meant.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Isn’t that just the rhythm of dual cultivation?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ni ma, what kind of healing method is this?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fuck, what happened to acupuncture?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What happened to applying plasters?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What happened to taking advantage of her first?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Do they need to go this explosive right from the start?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Hey, are you going to speak?” Ye Yanran was also getting anxious, looking at Zhang Fan’s dumbfounded expression, could it be, he’s unable to heal?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“You little rascal, have you had your fill of touching!” Weng Shuang jerked her hand away, her eyes fiercely glaring at Zhang Fan.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“It’s not that I can’t heal, it’s just that the healing method…” No matter how thick-skinned Zhang Fan was, he couldn’t possibly say, “Babe, let’s get it on, just 30 times and you’ll be cured.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ni ma, if he said that, wouldn’t he be beaten into a pig’s head?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Who the fuck would believe that?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Weng Shuang’s eyes flickered with curiosity, it can be cured?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ye Yanran suddenly thought of the way Zhang Fan had healed her, her face turning red as she asked in a low voice, “Is it the same method as my treatment?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If that was really the case, she was really not sure if Weng Shuang would agree.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After all, Weng Shuang’s situation was different from hers.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>With her illness, if it wasn’t cured, it was as good as being dead—any minor bump or bruise could cause her excruciating pain.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Now that she was cured, she only felt light all over.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What’s the big deal with being taken advantage of a little?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhang Fan shook his head: “No, yours was less intense.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Her illness is due to having too much Yang energy in her body, resulting in overheating all over.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Once summer comes…”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhang Fan’s eyes immediately shifted to Weng Shuang.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At that moment, he finally understood why Weng Shuang wore nothing underneath.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ni ma, with her body condition, wearing clothes probably would make her overheat to death.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And she couldn’t sweat either.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As soon as summer arrived, stepping outside would absolutely result in heatstroke.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>When Weng Shuang heard Zhang Fan spell out her condition, she became immediately excited.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Whatever the healing method, as long as you can cure me, I’m willing to do anything,” said Weng Shuang, her voice shaking with excitement.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Over the years, each day had dragged on endlessly for her.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ever since she turned eighteen, she would basically stay at home during summer, setting the air conditioning to the lowest temperature.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But despite that, summer still brought on heatstroke.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Seeing the temperature about to rise again, the thought of those dreadful months left her heart in pieces.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Now that she saw a glimmer of hope, how could she let it pass by?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She was still young, only twenty-four; she wanted to be a normal person too, to have a normal romance, to wear a bikini and go swimming in the summer, to walk the streets, to stand in the scalding sun and eat ice cream.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhang Fan shook his head, “Forget it, you won’t believe me, and you’ll definitely end up hitting me.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Seeing Zhang Fan say this, Ye Yanran was certain that this guy’s method of healing must involve Weng Shuang getting stark naked.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Promptly, she walked up to Weng Shuang and whispered, “Can you accept getting naked in front of him for the treatment?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And you’ll have to apply some strange things on your body, too.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“What?” Weng Shuang cried out in shock.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>How could this be possible!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Were you also treated this way?” Weng Shuang’s frosty face instantly flushed red, looking at Ye Yanran in disbelief.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She knew how proud Ye Yanran was; how could she allow some stranger to treat her like that?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Shuang’er, it’s better to endure a short pain than a long one.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>We are indeed suffering from the same plight.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>You know my condition, and yours is even more serious.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>How will you live your life if you don’t get treated, especially with summer almost upon us?” Ye Yanran said.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She was eager to see Weng Shuang get better so they could go shopping and have fun together.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Thinking of Weng Shuang’s lifeless appearance every summer, Ye Yanran couldn’t help but feel a sudden heartache.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“No way, my body can only be seen by my future husband,” Weng Shuang insisted, shaking her head desperately.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ye Yanran became anxious, “In the worst case, let him marry you then.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhang Fan shook his head vigorously, “Stop joking, sis.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>You know that Xiao Xuan is my girlfriend.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Shuang’er, you really need to think about this.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>There’s still so much life ahead of you.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Haven’t you always told me about your wish to swim in the sea?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>With your condition, how can you do that?” said Ye Yanran earnestly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhang Fan inwardly grumbled non-stop; if the tiger mom knew about his method of treatment, she definitely wouldn’t be saying this.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Weng Shuang’s expression shifted uncertainly, and then she looked at Zhang Fan with hopeful eyes, “Can you really cure me?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhang Fan patted his chest and said, “If I can’t cure you, you can chop off my head.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Isn’t the living proof standing right before your eyes?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Weng Shuang’s gaze moved back and forth between Ye Yanran and Zhang Fan.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After a long while, she bit her lip and asked quietly, “Can you tell me how you’ll treat me?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>I want to know the specific method.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhang Fan fell silent.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Damn, it’s really too embarrassing to even mention, he thought.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Anyone would feel like they’re being tricked into a fling upon hearing this.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At this moment, he strongly suspected that the Flower Protection System was deliberately causing trouble.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What the hell is this fertilizing nonsense?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Could his life essence really have that sort of capability?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And he hadn’t undergone any mutation.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Just say it,” urged Ye Yanran.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Alright, I’ll say it, but you’re not allowed to hit me after I do,” Zhang Fan said through gritted teeth.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Say it!” demanded Weng Shuang.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhang Fan stood up, pulled Ye Yanran five meters away, and then returned to Weng Shuang, “Actually, I didn’t want to say it, but since you’re insisting, I’ll just tell you.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The treatment is simple—we ‘do it’ thirty times and you’ll be cured.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“What?” Weng Shuang was first stunned, then she stood up abruptly, grabbed a wine bottle from the table, and hurled it at Zhang Fan.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Pervert!”\u003C\u002Fp>",1259,"2026-06-08T10:03:05.886Z",1,"novelbin.me","e30722a219c3fb6d991b2682565214df99f21ae726920c8c243d8854c27c68c9","the-strongest-face-slapping-king-in-the-city-chapter-291","the-strongest-face-slapping-king-in-the-city-chapter-290",1920,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fthe-strongest-face-slapping-king-in-the-city-cover.jpg"]