Chapter 1: If You Can't Beat the Female Lead's Halo, Just Slack Off
Luo Xixi now felt nothing but regret.
She was wrong.
She was truly wrong.
She shouldn't have gone downstairs to buy potato chips.
She shouldn't have watched two dogs fighting after buying the chips, and she shouldn't have watched as one dog suddenly mounted the other while they were at it.
Even if she had watched for just a few seconds less, she wouldn't have been sent flying by a large truck that suddenly rushed out.
Luo Xixi was now terrified that the police would check the nearby surveillance footage and discover that she had been so engrossed in watching two dogs mate that she hadn't noticed the truck coming and was hit; if that happened, she would truly be famous!
Having been an unknown for 20 years, to become famous in such a way, Luo Xixi was so miserable.
And what was even more miserable was that she had transmigrated into a book.
She had transmigrated into a super Mary Sue novel titled "After Binding the Heartthrob System, I Became the Group's Favorite."
The novel's female lead is named Luo Shiqing, the fake daughter of the Luo Family. After binding with the Heartthrob System, she became loved by everyone; both the protagonists and the villains loved her, and they cleared the way for her everywhere, from which point the female lead reached the pinnacle of her life.
But unfortunately, Luo Xixi did not transmigrate as the female lead, but as the early-stage Cannon Fodder true daughter who shared her name, Luo Xixi.
In the story, after Luo Xixi was found by the Luo Family, because she was envious and jealous that Luo Shiqing was excellent in every way and doted on by the family, she always performed some confusing, brain-dead actions to frame Luo Shiqing, eventually ending up loathed by her family and locked in a mental hospital, before finally being written out of the story after dying in a fire.
Of course.
The Luo Family members were no better off, as they were also a bunch of Cannon Fodder meant to set off the romance between the female lead and the male lead; they went crazy and lost their wits trying to stop the female lead from being with the male lead, and were eventually completely finished off by the male lead's forces.
And Luo Xixi's mission after transmigrating was to save this group of brain-dead villains and get their lives back on track.
Just then.
A wailing sound rang out.
【Wooooooo... My life is so bitter! Why is the first mission I received at the hell-level difficulty? How can a Little Transparent System like me compete with the top-performing Heartthrob System? I really want to delete my data, woooo...】
The one crying heart-wrenchingly was Luo Xixi's system.
This made Luo Xixi almost feel a river of sorrow flowing backward.
Other female leads are bound to the top-performing Heartthrob System, while she is bound to a Little Transparent System that is out on its first internship; other systems lead their hosts to slaughter the competition and crazily advance the plot, while her system only knows how to hold her and cry pitifully.
Sigh.
The strength gap between the enemy and herself was too great; having recognized the reality, Luo Xixi only wanted to slack off. (╯_╰)
【System, stop howling and crying, let's talk.】
【Wooo, Host, what do you want to talk about?】
The system's voice was milky; it really was a Baby System.
Luo Xixi: 【Since the female lead of this book is bound to the top-performing Heartthrob System, it's definitely impossible for two little rookies like us to straighten out those brain-dead villains from the female lead's hands, so let's just assume the mission is a failure! If it fails, is there any punishment?】
The system answered with sobs: 【Given that you are performing a mission for the first time, Host, there is a novice protection period. If the mission fails in this world, at most you will be struck by lightning once, and then enter the next world. But if the mission fails three times in a row, you will be unable to return to your original body.】
【What? There are actually three chances??】
Luo Xixi's desire to slack off was simply unstoppable, and she asked again: 【Then will there be any punishment for you?】
The system responded weakly: 【If the mission fails, I won't be able to earn points to level up, which is about the same as you, Host. If the mission fails three times in a row, the system's data will be destroyed, which for you humans means death.】
【Excellent!】
【Ah????】
Luo Xixi began to coax the Baby System: 【Look, System, our opponent this time is so strong; even if we struggle with all our might, we definitely won't be able to beat the top-performing Heartthrob System. So let's just give up on the first world! Let's leave the stage to the female lead, let her perform to her heart's content, and we'll just obediently exit the story when it's time.】
The system, still wanting to give it a try, hesitated: 【Host, if we don't even try and just give up, isn't that a bit bad?】
Luo Xixi: 【What's bad about it? Do you really think you can beat the Heartthrob System if you try?】
The system deflated: 【I definitely can't win.】
【Doesn't that settle it? Both people and systems must learn to see reality clearly. If something can't be done, give up decisively. Anyway, there are two more chances, so our motto in this world is to slack off! Eat melons! Screw the mission!】
【!!!】
The system was shocked by Luo Xixi's firm determination to slack off. It hesitated for a moment, then began to shout along: 【Slack, slack off! Eat melons! Screw the mission!!】
【Very good! System!】
【Hehe...】
Just as the human and the system reached an agreement.
A knock on the door suddenly sounded.
【Ding—Host, the plot has begun. The ones knocking outside are your parents Luo Zhennian, Bai Fengxia, and the female lead Luo Shiqing. They have come to take you home.】
Alright, time to start the plot.
Luo Xixi ran to open the door and saw three people gathered at the entrance, scrutinizing her with measuring gazes.
Luo Xixi also scrutinized the others, and was then stunned by the good looks of the Luo couple.
【Wow! These are my cheap parents? Their looks are super high! What a pity, they are actually brain-dead Cannon Fodder, and in the end, they even lose their family and die because of the female lead, tsk tsk tsk...】
????
Luo Zhennian and Bai Fengxia's eyes widened slightly.
Who is talking?
"Sister, Dad, Mom, and I have come to pick you up."
At this moment, the female lead Luo Shiqing stepped forward. She looked soft and weak, gentle and beautiful; she looked like the material for a female lead, but in her heart—
【This is Luo Xixi? The Cannon Fodder girl who is bound to a system like me? Isn't she just an NPC with a stupid look on her face? Does she even want to resist me, a game player?】
【Host, of course she can't compare to you~ She is bound to a Newborn System that is doing its first mission, while I am the top-performing Heartthrob System. The gap between systems is even greater than the gap between humans and pigs or dogs~】
The Heartthrob System came online.
Unlike Luo Xixi's Baby System, it spoke more maturely and was full of superiority.
【As expected of my system, the intelligence is quite sufficient.】
【As the system with the number one performance record, it is only natural to ensure intelligence work is done thoroughly.】
【What is my current mission?】
【In the hearts of the entire Luo Family, the Host's Favorability Value must reach 100 points, and Luo Xixi's Disgust Value in the hearts of the entire Luo Family must reach 100 points. Host, your current Favorability Value is already at 100 points. Luo Xixi's Disgust Value in the hearts of the Luo Family parents is 0, her eldest brother Luo Xichuan's Disgust Value toward her is 0, her second brother Luo Xizhou's Disgust Value is 0, and her third brother Luo Xinian's Disgust Value is 30 points.】
【Very good, so now I just need to make the Luo Family members loathe Luo Xixi, right?】
With this group of NPCs in the Luo Family whose favorability toward her had already been maxed out, she only needed to whisper a few words in their ears to make them hate Luo Xixi to death; for her, this mission was no different from a freebie question.
Luo Shiqing curled her lips, brewing on how to make Luo Xixi hated by the Luo Family.
Who would have expected.
【Ding—】
The Heartthrob System suddenly sent an alert: 【Something is wrong! Host, Luo Xixi's Favorability Value in the hearts of the Luo Family parents has just risen by 5 points.】
Luo Shiqing: "????"
What is going on?
They haven't even done anything yet, so how could Luo Xixi's Favorability Value rise by 5 points?!
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