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Chapter 175: Where Did This Dead Child Come From

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"Here are twenty vouchers for the Desert Style Bathhouse, twenty sets of the Dark Elf Tavern's premium one-stop package. Oh, and these are two vouchers for the One Jing Yan and Skin Beautification Experience. If you have female companions, they can try it. It's legitimate." President Kaiqi wore an expression everyone understood, leaving the two who understood nothing completely baffled.

All the way until they left the Adventurer's Guild, Lord Nai Ge Li Si kept muttering, "One-stop package? What is a 'one-stop' package? What have they done to us dragons?"

Moving quickly through the streets and alleys, winding this way and that, and waiting briefly by a corner, Luo Ge appeared: "No trackers. Just one ordinary human, muttering something about 'Adventurer King, Adventurer King' the whole time. I cut his belt, and he didn't dare follow anymore."

Seeing Ange nodded. The Soul Armor receded like a tide. At the same time, he put on a straw hat and changed his appearance, transforming into the form of an ordinary human.

"Let's go check out this One Jing Yan and Skin Beautification Hall. I suspect this is the enterprise Silver Coin mentioned. He reported it to us back then," Lord Nai Ge Li Si said.

Seeing Ange tilted his head, recalling that there was indeed such a thing. The faith mana from Silver Coin's side came and went, but whenever it appeared, it was extremely dense, as if some ritual was being held. According to Silver Coin, it was because of this One Jing Yan and Skin Beautification Hall.

After asking people all the way and finally finding the so-called One Jing Yan and Skin Beautification Hall, they discovered they couldn't enter. Even with a female companion, they couldn't enter. They only accepted female guests.

Alright, at this time, the only female guest among them would have to step up. Finding a secluded spot, Seeing Ange pulled the Little Angel out. As soon as she was pulled out, she struggled. Once her feet touched the ground, she lunged at a hammer, punching it repeatedly with fists wrapped in holy light, producing a 'thump-thump-thump' sound of impact and screams of pain.

The Little Angel had brought out the Earth Holy Hammer, but the screams? Seeing Ange quickly stuffed them all back in and used his will to shrink back and take a look.

Inside the Palace of Rest, the Little Zombie and the Little Angel were bullying the Earth Holy Hammer. The Little Zombie held down the hammer handle, while the Little Angel punched it with holy light fists. Not satisfied, she clasped her fists together and smashed down with force, making the ground thud and rumble. The Earth Holy Hammer let out a miserable cry: "Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot..."

Seeing Ange quickly stopped the two little ones, lifted the Earth Holy Hammer. Yes, lifted it. The Earth Holy Hammer, which had required all their strength to lift just a little bit outside, now seemed to have lost its power, being lifted up like an ordinary hammer.

Lord Nai Ge Li Si's Brass Book floated over, exclaiming in surprise, "Eh? A Demon Spirit? There's actually a Demon Spirit. This hammer has gained sentience."

A thought came from within the Earth Holy Hammer: "Aren't you also a Demon Spirit? A sentient yellow book?"

"Oh? Talking back? Seeing Ange, give it back to the Little Angel," Lord Nai Ge Li Si said.

Seeing Ange did not comply. Instead, he looked at the Little Angel and said, "Roar?"

"Roar!" The Little Angel pointed at the Earth Holy Hammer.

"Why did you roar at it?" Seeing Ange turned to the Earth Holy Hammer and asked.

The Earth Holy Hammer seemed to realize that Seeing Ange was the one who held the rules. To avoid being returned to the Little Angel, it spoke truthfully: "Without the bloodline of Heishan, I thought she stole me, so I shocked her."

Seeing Ange tilted his head and said, "Not stealing. Stealing. You are ours."

Not stolen, but snatched...

The Earth Holy Hammer trembled, as if trying to break free from control. Seeing Ange suddenly gripped it tight. Holy light flashed continuously in his hand.

The Earth Holy Hammer let out a series of screams: "Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot~~~ The Earth Holy Hammer pledges loyalty to you, my master! Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot!"

Seeing Ange's holy light exploded too fast. Even after pledging loyalty, it got burned several more times, scalding it until it was on the verge of death.

Only after the Earth Holy Hammer recovered did Lord Nai Ge Li Si approach, saying sympathetically, "Surrendering was the right choice. If you were too slow, you might have been erased."

The Earth Holy Hammer's tone was extremely helpless: "Are people these days so fierce? They won't even give a chance to surrender?"

Lord Nai Ge Li Si said, "Eh? Haven't I heard someone say that before? Do you know how to farm?"

"Farm? I am the Earth Holy Hammer. You ask me about farming? Are you insulting me?" The Earth Holy Hammer's tone was somewhat angry.

"Then you don't know, and the chance to surrender is gone," Lord Nai Ge Li Si said.

"I do!" The Earth Holy Hammer answered firmly.

"Hmm?"

"I can loosen the soil. Any rock I smash turns into soil. The permeability is first-class, most suitable for growing things. When the Heishan Duchy was first established, the land was full of rocky ground. It was relying on me, the big hammer and small hammer, hammer by hammer, that we knocked out ten thousand acres of fertile fields," the Earth Holy Hammer said resentfully.

"Very good. You are saved. Here, a Demon Spirit that cannot farm has no value in existence."

"Then do you know how to farm? You are a yellow book. How can you farm?" the Earth Holy Hammer asked.

"I will teach you how to farm." It was Lord Nai Ge Li Si's turn to be 'resentful': "Give it to the Little Angel. Let the Little Angel use it to loosen the soil."

Seeing Ange placed the hammer on the ground. The Little Angel came over, grasped it, lifted it easily, held it up to her eyes for a moment, and then punched the hammer again.

The Earth Holy Hammer wailed, "I haven't even spoken yet. Why are you hitting me!"

Temporarily putting the Earth Holy Hammer down, the Little Angel was dragged out. Taking the experience voucher, she ran all the way to the entrance of the One Jing Yan and Skin Beautification Hall, holding the voucher in her hand high above her head towards the welcoming girl.

"Eh, little sister, where did you get the experience voucher? Where are your adults?" the welcoming girl asked in surprise.

"Roar!" The Little Angel hopped and skipped, shoving the voucher into the girl's face. Because Seeing Ange had told her to hand the voucher to the human and then enter, and not to hit people.

The voucher was about to be shoved into her face. The welcoming girl helplessly took the voucher. Just as she was about to say something, the Little Angel had already run inside.

This was a garden-style building. Upon entering, there was a courtyard with ponds, large trees, flowers, plants, birds, and fish.

In the shady corner, lounge chairs were set up. Some noblewomen, clearly dressed in light clothing, were either lying down or reclining, chatting and laughing. Some were showing off their ample figures, some were gesturing to display their slender limbs, and some were showing off their fair skin. It was a scene of scheming and hidden undercurrents.

Lord Nai Ge Li Si suddenly understood: "So that's how it is. No wonder they only serve female guests. Too thin, not good-looking. Human bellies are too small, compressing the internal organs and causing them to prolapse easily. They also can't store heat. Our dragon body type is better."

At this moment, Seeing Ange and Lord Nai Ge Li Si projected their wills onto the Little Angel. Running over, they saw a pile of fair thighs. Several noblewomen, seeing the tender Little Angel, couldn't help but gather around.

"What a cute little sister. You look like an angel. Come, let auntie hold you."

It made the Little Angel's hands itch, wanting to punch them. Fortunately, Seeing Ange had already warned her beforehand not to hit people, or it would be trouble.

Just then, a crisp sound of a slap rang out. A girl in work clothes covered her face, tears in her eyes, and ran out from a room not far away.

A middle-aged woman chased out from the room, hands on her hips, shouting: "Do you know who I am? You claim to be the One Jing Yan and Skin Beautification, right? Let me tell you, if you don't remove the spots on my face today, I will smash your signboard."

Coincidentally, the Little Angel ran up beside the woman. Whether out of anger or because she couldn't stand the fair and tender Little Angel, the middle-aged woman kicked out, cursing: "Where did this dead child come from? Get lost."

Lord Nai Ge Li Si instinctively grabbed Seeing Ange: "Don't be impulsive, don't be impulsive. They can't hurt the Little Angel."

PS: There will be more at dawn.

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