Chapter 158: Two Sentences (Speed Kill Extra Chapter 1)

【Is this a telecom scam?】

「There are too many fake online investment projects; scolding her is useless. You need to find the data for those projects, or directly call the police and have them persuade her! 」

Tang Can looked a bit dazed, "Does Auntie getting married count as an investment too? Can Officer Uncle handle this?"

「Getting married? 」

【Why does what you're saying sound like a telecom scam?】

「Yes, Auntie wants to marry a bad guy! That bad guy has taken a lot of Auntie's money and still wants to keep cheating her out of money. She wants to marry that scammer, ruining her life. 」

Tang Can said this and thought of her own aunt, "My poor aunt just married the wrong person. My parents always say, Auntie's parents-in-law are very good, that's why Auntie's life is bearable!"

Su Yu watched helplessly as her office sofa was torn apart by Ren Tiandu!

「!!! 」

【It's not worth getting this worked up over, is it? The sofa is expensive!】

「Then let's play with building blocks; you still have to work this afternoon, so relax a bit this morning! 」

「Okay! 」

Tang Can and Su Yu played building blocks all morning, then left for two hours in the afternoon and returned to the Su Clan.

「Can Can, how did you come back so quickly? 」

Tang Can felt listless, "I just went in and said two sentences, and got kicked out."

This time Tang Can guessed it was the two of them who were the problem. Her opening line with Ren Tiandu was the same.

「Which two sentences? 」

Tang Can leaned on the chair Su Yu gave her and told Su Yu in detail, "We went to Auntie's house; Auntie was arguing with the family about wanting to get married. She said that the scammer uncle had already taken her back to meet the family. During the Tomb-Sweeping Festival, the two of them even went together."

"The scammer uncle swore before the ancestors' graves that he would take good care of Auntie for life and give her a happy and joyful life."

【The behavior is still reasonable, but is the choice of location inappropriate? Swearing before the ancestors' graves just feels creepy. Afterwards, if they stay together, do they have to celebrate their proposal anniversary on Tomb-Sweeping Day every year?】

「Then what? 」

Tang Can blinked her eyes, "I said the first sentence together with him!"

「Not swearing on April Fools' Day but swearing on Tomb-Sweeping Day—what a joke! 」

【You two are still quite in sync!】

「Did Auntie wake up after being scolded by you guys? 」

Tang Can shook her head, "No, Auntie thought our words were unpleasant and wanted to drive us away."

「Then what was the second sentence you said? 」

【Since they're going to drive you away anyway, the second sentence isn't really that important, right?】

Tang Can said aggrievedly, "We said that perhaps next Tomb-Sweeping Day we could go together to sweep her grave, and she got angry, grabbed something, and smashed us out!"

Tang Can felt lucky she had taken on the task; otherwise, having made people this angry, she'd get punished when she went home! Auntie wouldn't punish her, but Mom would!

Su Yu gave Tang Can a thumbs-up. Even if a normal person heard this, their blood pressure wouldn't drop!

【Awesome!】

Tang Can muttered softly, "I didn't say it wrong; he thinks the same way. Law programs have said that girls like this end up in danger. Talking about sweeping graves also implies there's a corpse, and I'm afraid we won't find one."

Tang Can had watched a program where the female protagonist's ashes were all washed into the sewer. Her family could only set up a memorial tablet for worship.

「You're right, but next time try to ask your family's elders first; if there's something to say, elders don't like to hear it! 」

Tang Can thought that made sense! This time she was just following orders!

The two played until evening, each going home. On the way, Wulongcha reminded Su Yu, 【Host, remember to check the card you just drew!】

This is an extra chapter released as a speed kill~

Good night, babies~