Chapter 371

Could Hu Tao be a bit more careful with her words?

"Director."

At this moment, a middle-aged man walked over respectfully, making Hu Tao raise her eyebrows: "It's Old Meng. How is it? The advertising slogan I asked you to write, have you finished it?"

"Director, I'm sorry, I've only just finished half of it."

Hearing Hu Tao's words, Old Meng spoke hesitantly: "But is this kind of strange advertising slogan really useful?"

"Trust this Director, it's very useful!"

Hearing this, Hu Tao put her hands on her hips with a serious face: "This is the business method passed down through generations of the Wangsheng Funeral Parlor. Guests in need will come to the door of the Wangsheng Funeral Parlor, take a blank wooden plaque, write their request on it, and slide it into the parlor through the door crack."

"According to the requirements on the plaque, whether it's an obituary, cremation, or funeral, I will make the guests very satisfied."

"Although it is indeed a bit troublesome... always running back and forth. If only I could burn several at once..."

"That's not it, Director."

Hearing Hu Tao's words, Old Meng had black lines on his forehead: "I wasn't asking about the wooden plaque, but about the 'advertising slogan'."

"Hmph, the business of the Wangsheng Funeral Parlor should keep pace with the times! Think about it, if we don't keep expanding, won't the guests of the Wangsheng Funeral Parlor become fewer and fewer?"

Hu Tao waved her hand dismissively: "Expansion is a very important part of the work. Since I became Director, in order to make the Wangsheng Funeral Parlor more prosperous, I have tried many methods."

"I tried posting advertisements like other shops, but they were cleaned up completely by the Millelith."

"Later, I held a 'Wangsheng One-Day Experience', but no one participated."

"In the end, I discovered that the traditional method is the most practical. This must be the wisdom of the past Directors!"

"Right!"

As she was speaking, Hu Tao suddenly thought of something, looked at Lin Mo with sudden surprise, her eyes shining: "Lin Mo, you are a Millelith. I can completely post notices, and you don't have to clean them up."

In the past, whenever she posted advertisements, they were cleaned up completely by the Millelith.

But now, she knew a Millelith.

And this person was a friend.

Between friends, logically and reasonably, posting small advertisements shouldn't be a problem at all, right?

Lin Mo: "..."

"If you post advertisements, you'd definitely post them in the city."

Lin Mo shook his head gently: "I am also a Millelith responsible for the city. Although there is no one at the Sea of Clouds, if you post them there, no one will come to see them either, so it's meaningless."

"Uh, that's true."

Hearing Lin Mo's words, Hu Tao scratched her head in distress.

That's right, she had forgotten that Lin Mo was not a Millelith responsible for the streets in the city.

If only Lin Mo were, at least she could have the Millelith covering for her.

"Then how should I expand the business?"

The next second, Hu Tao sighed: "I go door-to-door, looking for people and organizations that might cooperate, just like I did at the Adventurers' Guild! I call this 'business expansion'."

"It's just writing advertisements on wooden plaques, like 'With this plaque, buy one get one free'."

"Uh..."

Hearing Hu Tao's words, Collei hesitated and said: "This, there's no need for buy one get one free, right?"

There's no such way.

Buying food or drinks with "buy one get one free" is fine.

But if it's for a funeral at home, "buy one get one free"...

Thinking of this, Hu Tao was silent.

"Why not use it?"

Hearing Collei's words, Hu Tao looked at Collei in confusion: "It doesn't matter if you can't use it now. Wangsheng Funeral Parlor products have guaranteed quality; you don't have to worry about it breaking before you do."

Collei: "..."

Lin Mo: "..."

Seeing Hu Tao being so righteous, yet her words seeming to make some sense, Collei was silent.

No wonder many Millelith were staring at Hu Tao this afternoon; it wasn't without reason.

"Actually, I think the current wording lacks enthusiasm and sincerity."

Hu Tao pinched her chin seriously and pondered: "If you just give things away plainly, you can't make people think they've 'made a profit'."

"That may be true, but it doesn't apply here."

Lin Mo shook his head gently: "An organization that does funerals is hard to give people that feeling."

"Yes, that's the problem!"

Hu Tao nodded like a chick pecking at rice: "If you can't convey that feeling, there won't be repeat customers."

Lin Mo: "??????"

Collei: "??????"

"Re, repeat customers?"

Collei stammered.

Can there even be repeat customers for this?

"So, Old Meng, modify the advertising slogan."

Hu Tao turned to look at Old Meng beside her and ordered: "'Wangsheng Funeral Parlor grand promotion, buy one get one free, buy two get three free, the more you buy, the more you get!'"

"I am very satisfied with this advertising slogan; it's much better than the original cold promotional slogan! It will definitely move people's hearts."

"Sigh..."

Hearing Hu Tao's order, Old Meng sighed and said: "Director... an organization that does funerals should generally give the impression of being cold, right?"

"Then it won't feel fresh and new. No."

Hu Tao tossed her hair coquettishly: "That's it, go do it."

Old Meng: "..."

I...

Old Meng had many things he wanted to complain about in his heart, but seeing Hu Tao's appearance, he sighed in his heart and said: "Okay, I understand."

Saying this, Old Meng picked up a pen and went to the side of the Wangsheng Funeral Parlor entrance. ===== CHAPTER 372 =====