Chapter 167

"So fast?"

"Directly changed the Xihai City Museum to your name!"

The foreman next to him was stunned. This is too fierce, directly changing the name of the Xihai City Museum to Fang Yang Museum?

Fang Yang was also surprised: "This... is it appropriate? Will people hate me?"

"No, it's all agreed with him. Not only does he not refuse, but he is very happy. He also said that if you can become the curator, he wishes for it!"

"What do you mean? Isn't it just giving a name? How did I become the curator!"

Chen Feng smiled and hurriedly explained: "You just hang a name, you don't have to manage anything, someone will take care of it!"

Fang Yang felt relieved after hearing this. He didn't want to be any curator, it's a lot of trouble.

Continue digging.

Don't know if it's because of Chen Feng.

Just took a shovel.

Clang~~

Fang Yang turned his head and glanced at Chen Feng: "I suspect you are the plague god!"

The cameraman and the foreman were also a bit confused. This is indeed a bit unlucky!

Let's see what it is first. It sounds like a stone.

Fang Yang cleared away the soil around it.

Soon a square, rectangular big stone appeared in front of everyone.

The foreman shrank back: "Holy crap, it wouldn't be a tombstone, right!"

Fang Yang jumped off the car and walked over to see what it was.

Looking at the stone on the ground from a distance, it really looks like a tombstone.

When he walked over to take a look.

【Che Dan (Nonsense) Tablet】

【Type: Tombstone】

【Era: Late Ming Dynasty】

【Specification: 178 cm high, 86 cm wide, 18 cm thick】

【The front of the entire tablet is engraved with 111 characters. This tablet has no name of the tomb owner, no exact time of erection, and the inscription is cryptic...】

After reading the introduction, Fang Yang couldn't help but laugh.

Chen Feng was full of doubts and walked up to clear the soil off the tombstone.

It looks like a tombstone, with the six big characters 【Tai Ji Xian Weng Tuo Gu】 written in the middle.

The two characters 【Che Dan】 (Nonsense) written on both sides at the top are very eye-catching.

At the very top, the four big characters 【Zai Bu Lai Le】 (Won't come again) are engraved.

Many small characters in classical Chinese are also written on both sides of the tablet.

Chen Feng was stunned!

"What is this? A tombstone?"

Fang Yang nodded. It is indeed a tombstone, but this tombstone is quite interesting!

The foreman and the cameraman both gathered around.

Especially when they saw the two characters "Che Dan," they were speechless.

"Brother, is this really a tombstone? Why do I feel like it was engraved by modern people for fun!"

"I think so too!"

Fang Yang suppressed his laughter and shook his head: "This is indeed a tombstone, and it's a Ming Dynasty tombstone!"

"Holy crap! Really?"

Chen Feng immediately squatted on the ground to study it, but no matter how he looked, he couldn't understand it.

In the end, he could only ask Fang Yang for help.

"What exactly does this mean?"

Fang Yang thought for a while: "It means exactly what you see. He feels life is too nonsensical and doesn't want to come again! Actually, there is an interesting story behind this, let me tell you!"

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Several people leaned in to listen carefully, waiting for Fang Yang's explanation.

The main thing was that this tombstone was just too strange.

Other people's tombstones were all about leaving a good name for eternity, immortality, and other auspicious words.

This one just had "Bullshit" carved on it, and "Never coming back again!"

Those who didn't know would think it was a modern person who carved it as a prank.

Fang Yang thought for a moment: "Let me first explain to you what the meaning is on this tombstone!"

"'Never coming back again, bullshit!' It means exactly what it says: it's meaningless, not coming back in the next life!"

"'The name in the middle, Immortal Taiji Shedding Bones,' means that I might have already become an immortal!"

"'The meaning on the left side of the inscription is that I am just an old man, a person from Yan, and I won't tell everyone my name. I ran to Xihai at the end of the Ming Dynasty to cultivate immortality. Because I am too famous, many things have already been recorded in history books. This tablet has limited space, so I won't write them down.'"

"'The meaning of the inscription on the right is how old I am; to be honest, I've forgotten! Some people talk nonsense saying I'm 144 years old. Sigh! I can only reluctantly admit it. Who told me to have conversations with great scholars, have no uneducated people in my circle, and also look like an immortal? Actually, I'm just a very bad old man!'"

Everyone was dumbfounded after hearing Fang Yang's explanation.

Is this really a tombstone from an ancient person?

Are you sure it's not a modern person who traveled back in time and died in ancient times?

It seems no one in history has ever written an epitaph like this!

It feels like a lunatic.

However, the more this was the case, the more curious everyone was about whose tomb this was.

Chen Feng asked suspiciously: "Is this the Ming Dynasty? Are you sure it's not modern? Why do I feel like it's someone with a brain problem who felt life was meaningless and carved it on?"

Fang Yang smiled: "It is indeed from the Ming Dynasty. During the founding period of the Ming Dynasty by Zhu Yuanzhang, there was an adopted son named Mu Ying, a great general who followed Zhu Yuanzhang in his conquests. After Zhu Yuanzhang ascended the throne, he was arranged to go to Yunnan and guarded Yunnan for generations."

"When the Ming Dynasty fell, Mu Ying's descendants escaped from Yunnan and ran here to live, intending to restore the great cause of the Ming Dynasty if there was a chance. As a result, you should know from the tombstone that it was impossible!"

"The tomb owner, seeing that the great cause was hopeless before he died, was pessimistic and weary of the world, so he left this 'Bullshit' tablet!"

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——【Haha, "Bullshit," so that's where the life of bullshit comes from? But this guy's tombstone looks very lively, not at all like a feeling of world-weariness. And "never coming back"? The problem is, even if you wanted to come back, you couldn't. Once a person dies, there's nothing left. There's no such thing as a soul; it's clean and nothing at all!】

——【To be honest, being able to leave these words on one's own tombstone so calmly before dying is really rare. At least it gives me the feeling that he saw through life and death. When I die, I'll get a tombstone like this too, with 'Put takeout in front of my tombstone' written on it. Money, I'll burn it for you after I eat, and give you a five-star review down below.】

——【The person above, wake up. First, you have to make sure you can afford a cemetery, otherwise you won't even be qualified to have a tombstone; you'll only be placed in a dark compartment. By then, let alone eating takeout, you won't even have money to eat steamed buns.】

——【No matter how I look at it, I feel like the owner of this tombstone is a time traveler. The word "bullshit" only became popular in recent years, right? Did people in the past say this word too? Yesterday it was Wang Mang, today it's a tombstone. I feel like is Fang Yang planning to decrypt which people in history traveled through time?】

After the story was told, several people were left with endless aftertaste!

They didn't know if this person had seen through life or had driven himself crazy!

But one thing was certain: this tombstone was a cultural relic.

Thinking of this, Chen Feng found it funny.

There are many ancient tombstones, but very few can be considered cultural relics. The one in front of them is unique and can be considered a great oddity among tombstones!

He called the archaeological staff behind to help carry the tombstone away; they would still have to take it back to the Cultural Relics Bureau to study it later.

It would be best if they could find the true identity of the owner; perhaps they could discover a different history.

The tombstone was very heavy.

It couldn't be lifted by manpower alone.

Later, they wrapped it with ropes, and several people used tools to lift it up.

However, the moment it was lifted, something on the ground caught everyone's eyes.

A long, strip-shaped object.

It was covered in mud, but the color looked dull and yellowish.

Fang Yang immediately realized that this object was unusual.

He walked over and dug it out from the ground.

It was very thin, about 30 centimeters long, and the width was no more than ten centimeters.