Chapter 38
——【Holy crap! They really dug up a bomb! It's an antique, has collectible value, why be scared?】
——【What are you thinking? This is a bomb. You can sell it at the scrap yard for one or two hundred yuan, then buy some good wine and food for a feast.】
——【I know this shell; it's the one Li Yunlong used to blast the Yamazaki Battalion (laughing through tears).】
——【I knew he wouldn't just dig up landmines. Now it's even more awesome; he dug up a bomb directly. I'm wondering if next time he'll dig up a missile.】
——【I can't stop laughing. We've been working for less than ten minutes and have to stop again. If I were the foreman, I'd strangle him.】
——【This is absolutely outrageous. We start work and dig up a bomb. It's the third day now, digging up strange things every day. I really don't know if his luck is bad or insanely good.】
Foreman Old Li also noticed the commotion over here and felt a sudden jolt in his heart.
Could it really be this sinister?
As the site manager, he had to come over to check the situation.
"Young man, what's wrong? You two look so startled; did you dig up a landmine again?"
Fang Yang shook his head: "It's not a landmine!"
Hearing this, Old Li's heart, which had been hanging by a thread, relaxed. He smiled and said: "Good, it's not a landmine. I thought we dug up another landmine. Stopping work again would be too much trouble."
"Um... Foreman... uh... you should just go take a look yourself."
"Hm?" Old Li's heart, which had just relaxed, immediately started hanging by a thread again.
He walked curiously near the excavator, took a careful look, nearly tripped and fell, and then ran back in fear.
"Holy crap, what the hell did you dig up? A bomb?"
Fang Yang smiled awkwardly: "It should... be, I guess!"
Old Li looked at Fang Yang with terrified eyes: "Call the police immediately. Luckily you didn't blow it up, or I'd die without knowing why!"
"Okay!" Fang Yang quickly took out his phone and dialed Captain Wang's number.
The call was answered very quickly.
"Hello! Xiao Fang, what's wrong?"
"Uh... Brother Wang, are you finished over there?"
"Ah? No, I'm still on the road!"
"I think I dug up... something again!!"
"Are there still landmines left to clear?"
Suddenly, another voice came from the other end of the phone: "Impossible, I checked very thoroughly!"
"Uh... it's definitely not a landmine, it's a bomb!!"
"..... Wait there, do not approach the bomb under any circumstances. I'll bring people from the demolition company immediately. Remember to evacuate the crowd and keep them away."
"Okay! I understand."
While he was on the phone, the surrounding workers also curiously gathered around to see what was happening.
When they saw the bomb on the shovel, their faces were filled with terror.
They weren't afraid of the bomb!
They were afraid of Fang Yang!
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31. It looks exactly like a bomb, but isn't it?
In less than ten minutes, Captain Wang arrived again.
When he saw Fang Yang, he couldn't help but smile bitterly and shake his head.
"You, you just won't let anyone have peace. Where is the bomb?"
Fang Yang chuckled and pointed in front of the excavator: "Here... I don't want this either. If I had blown it up while digging, I'd be the first to die. But I dug it up anyway, and I can't help it."
"Impossible!"
Immediately after Fang Yang finished speaking, the demolition company personnel nearby firmly denied it.
Everyone looked at him curiously.
"Captain Wang, let me go up and take a look!"
"Okay, be careful! Everyone, try to step back."
"Xiao Li, you guys go down the mountain immediately to set up a cordon around the area. Order all the workers to go down the mountain. The bomb's danger zone is large. Notify the traffic police to restrict traffic on nearby roads. No one is allowed to go up the mountain until the bomb is cleared."
Everyone: "Yes!"
The man walked alone toward the bomb with his tools.
He put on gloves and gently brushed away the dirt on top.
He circled the bomb, observing it continuously.
Five minutes later.
The man returned to the crowd with a puzzled expression: "Captain Wang, I probably can't handle this bomb! I suggest you ask the military to deal with it."
Captain Wang asked in surprise: "What's wrong? Aren't you a professional?"
"Yes, I am indeed a professional!" The man answered firmly at first, then smiled self-mockingly: "I still can't figure out what exactly this thing is! It looks like a bomb, but it doesn't. I'm completely confused."
"What do you mean? So is it a bomb or not?"
"I don't know! You'd better go take a look yourself."
Captain Wang was baffled by his words and had to go check it personally.
Only a thin layer of dirt remained on the surface, and the entire body was covered in thick yellow rust.
Whether in shape or material, it looked like a bomb.
He stood there studying it for a long time but still couldn't figure it out.
Seeing his expression, Fang Yang also curiously walked over.
Until now, he had always stayed far from the scene; only at this moment did he observe the object up close.
Immediately afterward, the system panel popped up.
【Incense Burner】
【Era: Song Dynasty】
Fang Yang was stunned!
An incense burner?
Wasn't it a bomb?
Who could have guessed from this shape that it was an incense burner!
In his impression, an incense burner should resemble a small tripod cauldron.
But this shape looked nothing like one; most importantly, both ends were sealed.
Where would the incense sticks be inserted?
When Captain Wang saw Fang Yang approaching, he hurriedly urged, "Leave here quickly; this area is dangerous."
Fang Yang instead waved his hand with a strange expression: "Brother Wang, this... is not a bomb!"
"Hmm? How do you know?"
"If I'm not mistaken, it should be an incense burner! Moreover, a Song Dynasty incense burner. You'd better find an archaeology expert to take a look."
Upon hearing this, the others were all stunned.
"An incense burner?"
Their minds could only form three words: Impossible!
Not only them, but even the Cameraman did not believe it.
"Brother, are you joking? This thing has nothing to do with an incense burner."
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—— 【Haha, an incense burner! That joke has gone too far. If this is an incense burner, did people in the past use gas cylinders to light incense?】
—— 【If you said it was an oxygen tank, I might believe it. What the heck is an incense burner? Are these two really the same thing?】
—— 【The key point is, he said this is from the Song Dynasty. Did you notice? According to him, this thing is an antique? Were there bombs in the Song Dynasty?】
—— 【Indeed outrageous. Although he was very accurate about the gem earlier, this discrepancy is simply too great; there's no way to imagine it.】
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