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Chapter 576

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When Fang Yang finished saying this, just as the last syllable fell, the cameraman couldn't help but secretly complain on the side: "Of course they are very lifelike; they are as lifelike as rotten grapes."

When Fang Yang heard the cameraman say this, he couldn't help but twitch his mouth twice.

He raised his hand and patted the cameraman's shoulder: "Alright, even if this shape looks incredible, the fact that it is a cultural relic is also a fact. I believe that if it is placed in a museum, it will definitely attract many people to crowd around and watch."

The cameraman actually agreed very much with this sentence Fang Yang said.

Yes.

If there was a string of rotten grapes in a museum...

If it were him, he would also feel like going to take a look.

"Yeah, it's just right to take a look at how amazing the people in the museum are; even rotten grapes can become cultural relics."

The cameraman curled his lips and complained again.

Fang Yang simply wanted to block the cameraman's mouth.

Couldn't he say a few less words?

Fang Yang closed his eyes, then treated what the cameraman had just said as if he hadn't heard it at all, and then he continued: "These grapes were actually blown one by one, and their sizes are not the same."

"And the texture of this glazed glass is not pure at all; there are many light-colored spots on the surface of the grapes."

"But it is precisely because of these defects that this string of glazed grapes looks more like real grapes."

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"Yes, they really look very much like grapes, just like real rotten grapes." The cameraman couldn't help but complain again.

Almost every sentence Fang Yang said, he had to follow up with one.

He had no way to endure it.

Fang Yang was silent for a moment, not wanting to pay attention to the other party.

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——【You can't blame Brother Cameraman for having such thoughts, because if it were me, I would also be unable to help but complain; these are just grapes that look very rotten.】

——【Sigh, the grapes I bought at home, if left for a few days, would be exactly the same as this; can they also count as cultural relics?】

——【To the person above, if it were your family's grapes, I estimate that if you left them for a few more days, they would become more and more rotten; not only would they become more and more rotten, but they would also emit a foul smell. But the grapes Fang Yang has in his hand will always just be this rotten, and there is no strange smell.】

——【Leaving aside the point that these grapes look like rotten grapes, we should focus more on other things. First, let me say that people actually have a very big misunderstanding. In our ancient Huaxia nation, there were native grapes. You can check this. What was introduced from the Western Regions were just different varieties, while Huaxia had native grape varieties.】

——【Then tell me what kind of grapes they are?】

——【I really don't know. I told you to check it yourself.】

——【What does it have to do with me if you don't know? You said they were native grapes, and then you finished without saying what they were, just a sentence telling others to check; that's not reasonable at all. Is it that difficult to say a sentence?】

——【They are thorn grapes. There are people selling grape seedlings online, which shows that this is very valuable. If you don't know, go check, go understand first, instead of denying it first. Netizens are not your father, popularizing knowledge for you every day. Your brain is empty, shouldn't you go and enrich yourself?】

——【Adding one more sentence: on the website Yongsheng Grape Seedlings, they sell thorn grapes; take a look online.】

——【Huaxia has no grapes; where did the wild grapes on the mountain come from?】

——【So, grape is not a foreign word. Condemning the fake history of the West again.】

——【The West has no correct historical view at all.】

——【Haha, there is no history after the founding of the country.】

——【No history, are you pretending? Or is it not the history you think? Did Westerners appear out of thin air? Who invented the internet?】

——【Sigh, please check online who invented it. Please check online if you can determine whether you are a Huaxia person or a foreigner?】

——【God, it's only been a few years and you've forgotten which country your ancestors belonged to.】

——【I checked online. A foreigner has no ancestral vocabulary; what they say is all sheepdog.】

——【It shouldn't be that bad; even elementary school students know this word.】

——【Can you understand it without Chinese characters?】

——【Do I need to understand you?】

——【That is the craftsman spirit of the ancients; this cannot be compared with craftsmanship.】

——【I think it is very explosive in the entire craft world.】

——【Hmm, the craftsman spirit indeed seems very low-level in front of this work. I can't even imagine why such a craft would come out?】

——【God, there are even broken skins on this. It seems the ancients long ago understood the truth that imperfection is the most perfect.】

——【The broken skin might be because it has been a long time and it cracked by itself.】

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——【This is glazed glass.】

——【Glazed glass can also crack after being buried in the ground for a long time.】

——【The grapes received by the inland nobles at that time were already like this.】

——【Inland can also grow grapes themselves, right.】

——【Now it's possible, but in ancient times, most of them were tributes from other places.】

——【Ah, if that's the case, doesn't it mean that ancient people had never seen fresh grapes? They wouldn't think that grapes were just bad, would they?】

——【If Fang Yang didn't say this was made of glazed glass, I estimate that few people would recognize this as a cultural relic, right?】

——【Yes, everyone would think these were grapes that had been left for at least a week.】

——【How should I put it? From any angle, I admire the ancient crafts. Hmm, when I say this, it is not a hypocritical statement, but very serious.】

——【I don't know where this cultural relic will be displayed; I think I must go and take a look.】

——【Actually, if you place one in your home, after a long time, it will be no different from this string of grapes.】

——【If you didn't say this was glazed glass, I would have thought it was really edible.】

——【Does glazed glass have nothing to do with the West?】

——【The West only has a history of drinking blood and eating raw meat.】

——【But people drink blood clearly.】

——【You can also flatter with a rhythm; do you want to be a rhythm master?】

——【The enlightenment of industrial civilization is the Yongle Encyclopedia.】

——【Don't talk about the Yongle Encyclopedia anymore; world civilization originated from the Yongle Encyclopedia, okay?】

——【Actually, if ancient grapes didn't have high-tech harsh methods, they wouldn't look very good.】

——【Ancient people didn't have high-tech harsh methods; they indeed didn't look good, and they didn't live as long, didn't eat as full as now, and there were a bunch of difficult births and deaths.】

——【No high-tech, there are servants. If they dare to grow worms or grass, I will kill the servants. Do you say there are no good grapes?】

——【Don't be so hostile to the person above.】

——【Look at these grapes; this is what naturally ripe looks like. The grape stems now are as dry as toothpicks; they are clearly ripened. I won't give them to my children to eat anymore.】

——【Actually, if used for filming, this is a very good craft; it can be recycled.】

——【Hmm, I want to ask what the relationship is between glazed glass and glass?】

——【The process of firing silicon dioxide, it's just that previous technology couldn't purify it, but it would still give the product a glass texture, which is glass glaze.】

——【Then which is more valuable, glass grapes or glazed grapes?】

——【Maybe it's glazed glass.】

——【Grape wine and luminous cups; could it be that the grapes the poet ate back then were imported?】

——【Liangzhou poetry introduced in the Western Han Dynasty, Tang Dynasty, what do you want to say?】

——【As someone with obsessive-compulsive disorder, I really want to wipe them clean.】

——【I buried grapes in the soil, and the next day only the branches were left, but the grapes were gone. Why do you think this is?】

——【My mom said I can't eat grapes anymore; they don't go bad for several years.】

——【This is an artwork made of glazed glass.】

——【To the person above, do you think I don't know? Didn't you see I was joking?】

——【At that time, saying it was great was indeed great, but looking at it now, it is indeed ugly.】

"Brother, don't let me hold these grapes."

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Seeing that Fang Yang intended to put this string of Northern Song glazed grapes in his hand again, the cameraman was completely resistant; he felt that not everything had to be arranged for him to do.

Fang Yang looked at the cameraman's completely resistant appearance, and his face couldn't help but reveal a bit of amusement.

It was truly quite funny.

"Okay, I know. Then I won't hand this thing to you. Now let's go back once, hand the two excavated cultural relics to the people from the Cultural Relics Bureau, and then we can work for a few more hours and we can get off work."

Their excavation action was very fast, and over there, although those people from the Cultural Relics Bureau were working very hard, the number of things dug out was still not many. Because they were truly very slow.

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