Chapter 909
Did you take the wrong medicine? Why are you all starting to call each other brothers?
"Uh, cough, cough, just put it here."
Li Zi coughed twice. How they addressed themselves was their own business; he would just pretend he hadn't heard it.
"Okay."
Fang Yang was stunned, but he reacted immediately.
Fang Yang walked along the road, his mind full of doubts. He was already in this state, so how could they not be angry?
That didn't make sense. Could it be that his calling him "Brother Li" made him feel a sense of familiarity?
That wasn't right either; if that were the case, the seniority would be completely messed up!
Wouldn't Li Wunian and Li Wuyou have to call him Uncle?
No, no, no! Absolutely not! Fang Yang absolutely could not let himself appear that old.
(Brother Yang, what exactly are you doing? What good does it do you to provoke this god of slaughter, Li Zi?)
(Who knows? Maybe Brother Yang doesn't want to live anymore, so he's just seeking death, and then he'll start acting out a new script of transmigration, rebirth, or something.)
(Oh, oh, oh! Now that you mention it, that's not impossible! Hurry, hurry, Brother Yang, die for a second, let us see what the new script is!)
Fang Yang: Fine, fine, fine, so you're urging me to die, are you? You really are my good fans!
Fans: Since you already have such good fans as us, what do you need life for? Just donate it.
1279. I still have to live! No, you can't be serious, right? (Seeking full subscription)
"What do you mean I just die for a second? I still want to live a good life! I haven't even enjoyed the pleasures of the flesh yet! How can I die?"
Fang Yang was furious and started scolding the fans.
The next second, Mo Yan poked her head out from inside, her face full of a desire to learn and explore.
"No, you can't be serious, right?"
Looking at Mo Yan's excited little expression, Jiang Yan only felt that the whole person was not doing well!
Subsequently, as expected, Mo Yan stretched out her little hand, holding a mobile phone, and the phone clearly displayed the question Mo Yan was curious about.
"Pleasures of the flesh? What are the pleasures of the flesh?"
Fang Yang twitched the corners of his mouth slightly. How was he supposed to explain this?
"Uh, this, this..."
Fang Yang stammered, unable to spit out a few words.
(Wow, Brother Yang has played himself into a corner. Let's see how you solve this now.)
(Solve it? Brother Yang, don't even think about it, just restart.)
(Exactly, Brother Yang, you're not so smug now, are you?)
Fang Yang looked helpless. No, when was he ever smug?
He had been cautious his whole life, not daring to provoke this one or touch that one, okay?
"The pleasures of the flesh, it's very simple. It's just the literal meaning. Fish can only survive in water, right? That is the pleasure of the fish and the water."
After Fang Yang finished explaining, he immediately pulled away, fearing he would be moved again by Mo Yan's spirit of learning.
(Fine, fine, fine, this explanation is the same as no explanation.)
(Exactly, Brother Yang is being too opportunistic.)
(Brother Yang, just admit it, you can't explain this thing well!)
"What kind of talk is that! What kind of talk! You are looking down on my perfect score in Chinese! Watch me give you a proper science lesson!"
Seeing the live stream filled with doubts about him, Fang Yang immediately stopped and turned to watch Mo Yan approaching from afar.
"Mo Yan, watch carefully and learn. The pleasure of the fish and water, in other words, is the union of fish and water. Simply put, it describes a relationship between people that is as inseparable as fish and water!"
(So, so that's it, it can be explained like this? Forgive me, for my whole life has been in the lewd and the filthy!)
(This, it feels like the explanation is fine!)
(Pfft, of course it's fine. It's just that after the term was used on the internet, its meaning was distorted. You have to know that the original meaning of 'Wolong and Fengchu' prevalent on the internet was to praise others, but who would have thought it's now used to belittle.)
Watching Mo Yan's sudden realization and the words of praise in the live stream, Fang Yang couldn't have been happier.
Fang Yang: Please call me Teacher Fang!
"Phew, finally fooled them. It seems I need to be more careful when I speak in the future."
"Fang Yang! Good opportunity! Now that Li Zi and Old Wang are not there, you can take this opportunity to search for any secret documents!"
Fang Yang had just breathed a sigh of relief when he saw a red dot appear in his private messages. He clicked on it, and it was the latest news from the police side.
"Not there?"
Fang Yang frowned. Was it true? He had only just delivered the food not long ago.
Li Zi was at his age and still ate that fast?
"Then, I'll try."
After saying that, Fang Yang's worried gaze fell on Mo Yan.
There was no help for it; this little girl had been following behind his butt, and he couldn't shake her off even if he wanted to!
"Mo Yan, go back to the room obediently, and I'll make you a delicious cake... Where is she?"
Before Fang Yang could finish his tempting words, Mo Yan had already run away in a flash, which made Fang Yang very helpless.
"This, forget it, this is also fine."
1280. Someone else! Definitely someone else! (Seeking full subscription)
Looking at Mo Yan, who had disappeared, Fang Yang could only shake his head helplessly.
But this was indeed good; at least Mo Yan, who was so gluttonous, was very obedient.
Of course, if she also slept...
Fang Yang came back to his senses. In this way, wouldn't it also be feasible to use delicious food to make Mo Yan sleep by herself?
"What are you dazing for? Hurry! Hurry up! This is an emergency, okay!"
Fang Yang gritted his teeth. You guys make it sound easy! Don't you know Li Zi is monitoring me behind my back?
Moreover, Li Zi going out this time might just be to thoroughly test him!
Facing the fact that every move he made here could be known by Li Zi, Fang Yang was still very afraid.
If this time was a test of his identity, then if he really went to Li Zi's room, he was afraid he would be caught the next moment.
Looking at Fang Yang, who was still dazed and hesitant in place, Li Ye was simply furious.
Did he not understand what it meant that time is life?
Now that Li Zi was not there, this was simply the best opportunity!
Not to mention that Fang Yang's status there was not low, so even if he appeared in Li Zi's room, he might not say anything.
"Li Ye, calm down. Fang Yang is currently in the enemy's camp, so he must be observing more carefully than we are. Perhaps Fang Yang has some unspeakable difficulties right now. After all, Li Li has already disappeared."
Yun Yun narrowed her eyes. By now, Li Li had disappeared from the public eye for quite some time, and it was hard to guarantee that he hadn't suddenly turned back.
"Disappeared? Since when?"
"Report, about fifteen minutes ago."
"Continue to inform Fang Yang and Li Li, I will find a way to stop them!"
As the words fell, Li Ye rushed out directly.
"Okay..."
Yun Yun supported her forehead. Had this person always been so swift and decisive?
But, never mind, it was better for her to negotiate with Fang Yang.
Soon, Fang Yang saw a red dot flashing in his private messages again.
"Why are they here again?"
Fang Yang frowned slightly, his heart already filled with quite a bit of anger.
You aren't me, so how could you know my current situation?
Also, an undercover agent must prioritize self-preservation; for you to command me so casually only tells me that your brains are stupid.
"Hmm?"
Fang Yang thought it would be that kind of stern, commanding language again, but unexpectedly, it was something like a greeting.
"Fang Yang, if you feel danger, look at the sky for more than five seconds."
Seeing this private message, Fang Yang's eyes brightened. They changed people! They definitely changed people!
That blockhead Li Ye could never have thought of this.
"Sigh, the weather is so nice. Why do I suddenly want to go camping?"
End of Chapter
