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(Extra Chapter)","this-honghuang-is-not-serious-chapter-103",103,"\u003Cp>Yuan Huang returned to her loyal Tiannan after years of wandering abroad.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Primordial Wu Tong Tree was overjoyed and specially hosted a grand welcome assembly for Yuan Huang.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The scene was magnificent: mandarin ducks sang on their own, phoenixes danced freely, countless feathered tribes formed battle arrays, and boundless divine flames ignited to warmly welcome the return of their clan chief.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“You don’t need to be so enthusiastic.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yuan Huang was utterly bewildered by this lively welcome.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She watched as countless dormant volcanoes in Tiannan nearly erupted together, ready to celebrate with a blazing, fiery spectacle.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yuan Huang quickly suppressed the restless earth veins.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If the Immortal Volcano Cluster erupted fully because of this, the consequences would be enormous.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Chief, have you returned to preside over the clan’s development assembly?” the Primordial Wu Tong Tree asked eagerly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Development assembly? What development assembly?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yuan Huang looked utterly confused.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then she saw Zhu Que pinch the bridge of her nose, Qing Luan sighed, and Chong Ming shook his head.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Primordial Wu Tong Tree’s fiery heart turned cold and lifeless.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I knew it—Ah Huang doesn’t care about anything…” The Primordial Wu Tong Tree had already given up.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In the Phoenix Platform, emerald leaves fell with a rustling sound, carpeting the ground—each one a sorrow of the Wu Tong.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Um… cough, that’s not entirely true.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A flicker of embarrassment passed through Yuan Huang’s eyes; her face flushed slightly, and she felt a bit shy.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“It’s a development assembly every hundred thousand years—I do remember. Otherwise, why would I have rushed back now?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Let’s recall everyone this time and hold a proper meeting.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Really?!” The Primordial Wu Tong Tree perked up instantly; its gray-white leaves regained vitality and radiated boundless brilliance.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even Zhu Que and the others looked astonished.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Due to Yuan Huang, the clan chief, leading by example in slacking off, the scattered primordial ancestors and elders of the Phoenix Clan hadn’t gathered in ages.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Of course it’s true!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yuan Huang smiled gently at the overjoyed Primordial Wu Tong Tree.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>I’ve come back to hold a meeting—those bastards, one and all, won’t get away this time!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Issue the Phoenix Edict: anyone who dares not return shall be forbidden from leaving again, and the next assembly will be presided over by Him!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As soon as Yuan Huang issued the Phoenix Edict, across Tiannandibei and boundless spacetime, over a dozen Primordial Deities shuddered.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Forbidden from leaving? That’s unacceptable!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In a tributary of the River of Time, a time-fish leapt from the water and transformed into a primordial deity with a graceful demeanor—[Hong Hu Primordial Ancestor] Qing Hong.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“The chief actually came back for a meeting? How rare.” Qing Hong chuckled, shook his head, and turned back toward Hong Huang.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In the instant he left, the entire tributary of the River of Time vanished.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Countless ancient histories and derivative dimensions crystallized into a single illusory pearl, which swiftly caught up to Qing Hong and slipped into his sleeve.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In Gui Xu.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A wandering demon creature’s two small eyes spun rapidly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It suddenly broke from its group and vanished into the void.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yuan Chu Primordial Ancestor—Qing Yuan.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Ah Huang sister is presiding over an assembly? Too bad—I just uncovered some new movements among these demons; now I have to abandon it.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Qing Yuan felt a pang of regret.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After leaving a single light feather that transformed into a succubus to rejoin the demon army, He flew back to Tiannan.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Bei Ming.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A great Kun leapt from the water, rode the mighty winds, and transformed into a giant Peng bird.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I must hurry back—if I’m trapped in Tiannan from now on, I’ll suffocate!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Kun Peng pushed his true Peng speed to its peak and returned to Tiannan in an instant.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In Chaos.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A Xuan Bird detached from a great universe.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“This Dao body can finally be put to use!” Emperor Jun sighed with deep emotion.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His Dao body had long joined the Phoenix Clan, but Yuan Huang was the ultimate slacker—she ignored everything, forcing him to go out and cause trouble himself.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“This time, the Phoenix Clan must be planning something big!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I don’t believe you called us back for a meeting just to discuss how to slack off!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Emperor Jun flew back to Hong Huang.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In the west of Hong Huang, a white crane glided through the void.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In the east of Hong Huang, the Bi Fang divine bird returned.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Within the Great River, the Meng Meng Bird broke off its battle with the True Dragon and withdrew.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>By the banks of the Great River, a Yue Zhuo spread its wings and soared high.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>One by one, primordial ancestors and elders rushed back to Hong Huang’s Tiannan at their fastest speeds.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Huh? Why are there so many places generating spacetime fluctuations?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiang Xuanqing used the Three Lives Stone to observe, noticing traces of spacetime.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Tiannan? Has Yuan Huang finally remembered she’s the clan chief?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiang Xuanqing smiled but made no move.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Several minor avatars in Tiannan were enough.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>No need to go in person.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Better find Shen Ni—last time I stole his Time Demon God’s rib and Destruction Demon God’s eyeball; he’s probably up to something again!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiang Xuanqing infused the karmic threads into the Three Lives Stone.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The images within the Three Lives Stone flickered rapidly, then finally locked onto Shen Ni’s trail.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Shen Ni, are you certain there’s a Zao Hua Dao Guo here?” That was the voice of Xiang Gu Zhi Shi.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He never abandoned Shen Ni—even after countless failures, he never left.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Don’t worry—I’m certain I didn’t misread it!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Shen Ni swore confidently.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiang Gu Zhi Shi gazed at the chaotic, boundless void.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His divine sense had scoured the area thoroughly but detected not a trace of Zao Hua energy.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Could it be we’re not in the same spacetime as the Zao Hua Dao Guo?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiang Gu Zhi Shi and Shen Ni probed countless timelines in this void. After repeated analysis, Shen Ni finally pinpointed the exact direction!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“This one—behind it hides a world!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Shen Ni grinned: “I’m absolutely certain!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“The Zao Hua energy is extremely dense—this is definitely a complete Zao Hua Dao Guo!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Is that so?” Xiang Gu Zhi Shi remained skeptical, for he still felt nothing.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Trust me!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Shen Ni patted his chest and pulled Xiang Gu Zhi Shi along the timeline, erasing it behind them.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They advanced through silver-white cosmic light, enduring a long, barren stretch of exploration.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Shen Ni finally sensed the aura of the Zao Hua law.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“This is it!” Shen Ni rejoiced.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He immediately lifted the bronze coffin.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiang Gu Zhi Shi also faintly sensed a mysterious world!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Break through the world barrier!” Xiang Gu Zhi Shi acted decisively, swinging his heavenly halberd and striking the world barrier alongside Shen Ni.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>BOOM!!!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The earth trembled, mountains shook.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The boundary between reality and illusion shattered instantly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They stood atop the timeline, looking down.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Before them appeared a boundlessly splendid world; a vast, overwhelming Zao Hua spiritual aura washed over them.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiang Gu Zhi Shi felt a refreshing, soul-soothing sensation.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Yes! This is it!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiang Gu Zhi Shi burst into laughter.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then he saw, amid the mist, a primordial spiritual vine winding like a dragon.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Holy shit—what is that?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Primordial Gourd Vine!” Xiang Gu Zhi Shi stared, dumbfounded.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“A tremendous opportunity!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Shen Ni’s eyes lit up.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He was about to step forward when a glance caught his eye—a blue lotus floating in midair.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Zao Hua Blue Lotus!” Shen Ni was stunned.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What kind of luck is this? Two supreme spiritual roots growing side by side!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Fortune has turned at last! Fortune has turned at last!” Shen Ni was ecstatic.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Look! Isn’t that Huang Zhongli?” Xiang Gu zhi Shi shouted loudly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Shen Ni looked and saw a divine tree.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The divine tree manifested countless scenes: three shadows bloomed from its flowers, nine shadows formed from its fruits.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The flowers and fruits appeared simultaneously, each bearing the characters “Huang Zhong.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Shen Ni could no longer breathe.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“The top ten primordial spiritual roots—and three are right before us?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiang Gu zhi Shi felt as if he were dreaming.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He glanced around again and soon spotted another spiritual root.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The primordial Pan Tao tree appeared prominently, and atop it lounged a three-colored cat.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Shen Ni also felt it was unreal: “Have we fallen into a nest of spiritual roots?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Waves of spacetime rippled continuously.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The primordial spiritual aura grew increasingly dense.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Multicolored radiant light descended upon this world.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>All of them were spiritual roots!!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“We’re rich!” Shen Ni’s eyes gleamed as he charged straight into this brocade world.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Just as Xiang Gu zhi Shi was about to follow, a sudden sense of alarm rose in his heart—he instantly snapped to clarity, sensing something was off.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Has Feng Dao you not arrived yet?” “He should be coming soon—let’s wait a bit longer.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Yue Yuezi has arrived too!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Xiao Sang? That’s Xiao Sang!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Are you the Grape Patriarch?” “Yes, it’s me.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In the void, one by one, spiritual roots arrived and joyfully recognized each other.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Suddenly, they spotted Shen Ni charging toward them.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“What kind of spiritual root is He?” Many spiritual roots didn’t recognize Shen Ni and looked bewildered.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Ginseng Fruit Tree was the first to sense something amiss.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“He’s Shen Ni! The number one terrorist of Hong Huang!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Ginseng Fruit Tree cried out.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“All of you, attack together! Kill him!” He pulled out a golden striker and lunged at Shen Ni.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xi Wang Mu, pretending to be the primordial Pan Tao tree, hurled Lu Wu away.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Meow? Shen Ni!!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lu Wu instantly awakened, transforming into his true form and lunging forward.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Everyone, charge together! Kill him!” The Grape Patriarch Qitian flung a vine, swiftly sealing the void.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Primordial Hu Lu vine, Zao Hua Qing Lian, Huang Zhongli, Yue Gui, Fu Sang…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>One by one, the primordial spiritual roots unleashed terrifying divine might.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Damn it, it’s a trap!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiang Gu zhi Shi stood dumbfounded—he decisively abandoned Shen Ni and turned to flee.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In the instant he departed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A heavenly blade descended.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“You’re Shen Ni, right? Stand still!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Robbery!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>————\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Direct Express: [Monthly Tickets] [Recommendation Votes]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>(End of Chapter)\u003C\u002Fp>",1690,"2026-06-19T19:10:14.517Z",1,"Qwen3-Next 80B","b386c7eecb4327331e64fc6bcba710fef7a8d44cf25ee131f7af3de809db514c","this-honghuang-is-not-serious-chapter-104","this-honghuang-is-not-serious-chapter-102",413,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fthis-honghuang-is-not-serious-cover.jpg"]