[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-this-honghuang-is-not-serious":3,"chapter-this-honghuang-is-not-serious-this-honghuang-is-not-serious-chapter-109":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","This Honghuang Is Not Serious!",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},2263424,4417,"Chapter 109","this-honghuang-is-not-serious-chapter-109",109,"\u003Cp>Chaos churned, clouds and auroras drifted faintly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In the unknown void, the divine light of creation blazed fiercely, illuminating all heavens and myriad worlds.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A celestial divine knife of heavenly radiance loomed across eternity.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The great Dao river surged through the void; a divine being slowly stepped forth from the river of time and space.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Her steps were slow, unhurried.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Countless shadows of the Dao stretched across time and space.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Nuwa stood aloft, her red sleeves fluttering.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A colossal divine form with a human head and serpent body underwent seventy transformations in succession, finally stabilizing and merging with the divine being.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Simultaneously, a majestic figure with a human head and dragon body bathed in cosmic light, stepped out of the river of time and space.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A brilliant radiance pierced all eight directions of space, converging into a radiant silver river.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The “ripples” of this silver river shimmered with an almost illusory quality, like time flowing in quiet stillness.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>BOOM~~\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Dao trembled; order flowed in radiant auroras.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Past and present intertwined; this life and the next merged.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The two primordial deities met—yin and yang—their immense powers collided, sparking countless Daoic singularities, profound beyond profundity, wondrous beyond measure.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The tides of chaos surged endlessly; boundless radiance emerged from this point; the ethereal river of time began to flow slowly from where Fuxi and Nuwa stood.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Supreme Demon Heaven, the Demon King loomed, demons danced wildly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Demon Ancestor Luo Hou and the Five Demon Kings did not appear immediately; instead, with supreme power, they lifted the entire Demon Heaven above all heavens and time-space, transcending all worlds.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“The others haven’t arrived yet—we can’t jump in ahead of time.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The myriad demon kings remained hidden, unseen within the chaos, transcendent above past and present.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Four Demon Generals stood behind Yuan Shi Tian Mo, their gazes converging on the place of creation.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Guangchengzi was encircled by flying dragons; Yu Ding Zhen Ren held the Azure Cloud Divine Sword; Chi Jing Zi cradled the Thunder Sound Pipa; Wang Chuan gripped the Hun Yuan Umbrella.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>When they saw the flow of temporal light passing through the void, all were astonished: “Are they shaping temporal tributaries in advance, forging a new ancient history?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“The Divine-Demon Cataclysm hasn’t even begun, the world hasn’t been created yet—and they’re already extending temporal tributaries, writing the Dao’s rules?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Isn’t this overconfidence? Aren’t they afraid they’ll be smashed to pieces later?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They gazed at the two majestic figures standing within the chaos, unsure of their intentions.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The methods of creation vary with the Dao and differ among deities—there is no fixed formula.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But some universally accepted procedures exist.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Generally, after the Divine-Demon Cataclysm ends and the world is fully formed, the Creator God begins shaping temporal tributaries, forging ancient histories, and inscribing all rules.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Otherwise, if a battle erupts or the world fails to form, wouldn’t all your prior efforts be wasted?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yet these two Creator Gods have begun directly from the primordial river of time, generating temporal tributaries and inscribing Daoic rules into chaos—as if utterly unconcerned about being shattered.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Such confidence, the demon generals had never seen before.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It was almost like opening champagne too early.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【Yuan Shi Tian Mo】 sat high upon the Demon Heaven, his vision penetrating all, observing every world and time-space.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Above and below, nothing obscured his sight; within and beyond the six directions, all divine and holy beings, great and small, visible and hidden, were clear and distinct.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiang Xuanqing saw one divine being after another across countless time-spaces.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Some familiar, some unfamiliar.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Luo Hou, your old friend has arrived,” Xiang Xuanqing suddenly spotted two Daoist figures strolling leisurely up from the downstream of a temporal tributary, their forms gradually transcending it.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hong Jun, Yang Mei.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Both appeared as young men, tall and slender, with handsome features and effortless grace.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Little Jun, Xiao Luo seems to be watching us!” The young Yang Mei spotted the figure within the Demon Heaven and waved enthusiastically.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The young Hong Jun remained unmoved: “Let him watch. It won’t cost him two pieces of meat.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Don’t talk so brashly—you’ll get beaten,” the young Yang Mei chuckled.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The young Hong Jun sneered: “Let him try. We’re two against one—do you think we’re afraid of him?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Hou glanced at the two with an expressionless face.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Great Luo Sovereigns split their consciousness into countless projections, existing eternally across all time-spaces, indestructible and unbound.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>These were clearly not the true bodies of Yang Mei and Hong Jun, but projections from some other time-space, come merely to watch.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The two young Daoists sensed Luo Hou’s gaze but paid it no mind.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Two immortal mountains rose beneath their feet, wreathed in misty clouds that concealed their forms.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>These were the two immortal isles—Yuan Qiao and Dai Yu—that Hong Jun and Yang Mei had fished up from the Gui Xu.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The two immortal mountains transcended time-space alongside them.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They made no effort to avoid the vast Demon Heaven; instead, they settled at a moderate distance.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Two Creator Gods opening heaven—this spectacle won’t be small.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The young Yang Mei watched intently the two figures shrouded in cosmic light: “Little Jun, you think when the divine and demonic beings appear, will their numbers double?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“What are you thinking?” The young Hong Jun crossed his arms, eyes half-lidded, chin tilted up, radiating arrogance.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“The Divine-Demon Cataclysm changes according to the world’s rank, not the number of Creator Gods.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“If one Creator God faces three thousand divine-demonic beings, two would face six thousand? Then there’s no point opening the world—just lie down and let others divide it up.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“You’re right,” the young Yang Mei nodded, pulling two immortal apricots from his sleeve and offering one to Hong Jun.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They ate and chatted.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hong Jun glanced at the vast Demon Heaven and nudged his chin: “Give them two each—Xiao Luo’s been staring at us all along. He’s probably hungry.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Got it!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The young Yang Mei raised his hand; two beams of light shot toward the Demon Heaven. Instantly, wind and thunder arose in the void, Daoic radiance surged endlessly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Demon Ancestor Luo Hou raised an eyebrow and swept the two beams back.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He sneered.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“So many demon kings—and you’re only giving two?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The young Yang Mei froze.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then his lips split into a grin—he burst into laughter. “Fine! Fine! All of them!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He flung open his sleeves, letting wind and thunder rage freely.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Demon Ancestors, Demon Kings, Demon Lords—all four Demon Generals received their share.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The young Hong Jun glanced at the Demon Ancestor Luo Hou in surprise.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then he looked at Xiang Xuanqing, who had assumed the form of 【Yuan Shi Tian Mo】.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He felt as if their roles had swapped.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Hou used to be so aloof.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>When teased like this, he’d either stay silent and attack, or ignore them entirely.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Why the sudden change today?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Another void.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Auspicious clouds faintly shimmered, myriad phenomena exuded misty energy.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Supreme Divine Lord (Fuxi’s alias) arrived with a host of divine lords and Qi Lin Kings.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>To conceal themselves, they brought a set of secret treasures: twenty-four Qi Lin Seals hovered in the air, severing all detection.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even if a primordial deity accidentally passed through, time-space would subtly shift—no encounter would occur.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“It’s thanks to my sharp intuition that I sensed the commotion here,” said Yun Lu Shen Jun, beaming. “Their energy is immense—this must be at least a great thousand-world universe!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Our Qi Lin clan is blessed!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Indeed!” The Qi Lin Kings all stood tall and alert.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Having undergone intensive training under the Supreme Divine Lord (Fuxi), they had mastered every detail of creation and become experts in the art of “free-riding.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Creation is a matter of supreme opportunity,” said the Metal Qi Lin King solemnly. “When the time comes, each of you must bring your best—don’t let those troublemaking divine-demonic beings destroy the two Creator Gods’ work.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He seemed more concerned for the unborn world than Fuxi and Nuwa themselves.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Don’t worry,”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>the Wood Qi Lin King nodded gravely. “We’ve trained for so long—and finally, a great thousand-world universe appears. If we miss this, who knows when the next will come?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“We can’t let this world be destroyed by the Divine-Demon Cataclysm.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Countless simulations had been run—waiting for this day.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Whether they could seize this great opportunity, whether the Qi Lin clan’s concept of transforming into heaven and earth could succeed—this was the perfect proving ground.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Whether one can benefit from a great opportunity, whether the Qilin Clan’s concept of transforming into heaven and earth can succeed—right now is the perfect testing ground.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Water Qi Lin King’s eyes shimmered with boundless vitality: “Our clan’s Dao scripture says: ‘Water benefits all things without contending.’”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Our actions today embody water’s virtue—benefiting all without contention, perfectly aligned with the Dao!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Precisely! Precisely!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>All the deities laughed, praising in unison.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Creation is about you, about me, and about the two Creator Gods!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“If it succeeds, our rewards will be endless.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Yun Lu Shen Jun, who first detected the creation, concluded: “Unless it reaches an irreversible point, we will not withdraw!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Cloud Deer Divine Lord, who first noticed the opening of heaven here, concluded: “Unless it reaches an irreversible point, never withdraw!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>No matter what, today’s opening of heaven, the Qilin Opening Corps will stand by it!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>No one can stop them.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Watching the spirited Divine Lords and Qilin Kings, Wuji Divine Lord (Fu Xi) smiled with satisfaction.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“With all you fellow Daoists pooling your wisdom and strength, how could our Qilin Clan fail to flourish?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>BOOM!!!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The roar of the Great Dao resounded.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Immediately, within the boundless void, a great river of the Dao began to form.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Starting as a gentle stream, it slowly flowed, transforming into rivers feeding lakes, churning up ten-thousand-zhang waves, culminating in an unceasing, mighty roar that surged across countless eons and spacetimes!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The vast torrent shifted from void to substance—a silver-white river of spacetime cascading endless waves, like thunderclaps shaking the cosmos.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At the center of the realm being opened, two majestic divine forms stood firm,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fu Xi holding the compass in his left hand, Nv Wa holding the square in her right.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After shaping the tributaries of spacetime, the two Creator Gods began inscribing the rules of the Great Dao.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The three thousand Great Dao rules were born in their hands.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Boundless chaos tides surged; the Eight Trigrams’ mysteries enveloped spacetime; the divine light of creation surged like an ocean, wild and boundless, illuminating all heavens.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The radiant glory of the Dao flowed and crisscrossed the void, traversing all heavens, sweeping across the ten extremities, reaching every corner of the tributary of spacetime.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Are they trying to set a trap?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiang Xuanqing vaguely guessed Fu Xi and Nv Wa’s intent.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The origins of the Opening Heaven Demigods are varied.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But one trait they share is that they arise in response to calamity.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Opening heaven always brings calamity.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Likewise, they may also arise in response to the Dao.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Each demigod corresponds to one of the Great Dao paths.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>First, inscribe the Dao rules, filling the three thousand paths—then, when the demigods enter, they cannot freely impose their own Dao.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They are highly likely to be confined within the Dao rules created by Fu Xi and Nv Wa.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If they arise from their own Dao, they may act as they please.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If they arise from the Dao of these two Creator Gods, they must be bound and restrained.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But there is benefit and temptation: if they seize the Dao rules written by the two Creator Gods, they seize Fu Xi and Nv Wa’s achievements—and after digesting them, they become their own.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But if they are slain, they will merely become nourishment for the Dao, enriching the newly opened world.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>————\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Direct Express: [Monthly Tickets] [Recommendation Votes]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>PS: Having lunch—Chapter Two will be released at 15:00.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>(End of Chapter)\u003C\u002Fp>",1976,"2026-06-19T19:10:14.517Z",1,"Qwen3-Next 80B","c084e5dd798317a9586a6b34f3c97e37e97000c7c7ac487da113b9a2ae467016","this-honghuang-is-not-serious-chapter-110","this-honghuang-is-not-serious-chapter-108",413,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fthis-honghuang-is-not-serious-cover.jpg"]