Chapter 113: Fuxi and Nüwa Have Gone Mad! (3k)

"Friend, I urge you to be kind."

The [Fire God Demon] Yuan Huang encountered the [Tai Xuan Demon King] Ming He.

Ming He pulled out an ordinary-looking stone and shone it at Yuan Huang.

"Those whose cultivation is not focused, the ghost demons test them!"

"Your demonic trial is the Great Ghost Demon Trial."

"Cultivation not focused? How could that be?"

Upon hearing this, Yuan Huang immediately became displeased.

She swore solemnly: "My divine powers cannot possibly have flaws."

"Occasional minor glitches count as cultivation not being focused? That’s called trial and error!"

"Do you even understand trial and error?"

Ming He chuckled: "Friend, don’t rush."

"Am I rushing? Not at all!" Yuan Huang replied loudly.

"You say my cultivation is unfocused—then tell me exactly where! The effects are clearly getting better and better!"

"Friend, this is the Demon Trial reflecting reality—not my arbitrary claim!" As fellow researchers, Ming He understood Yuan Huang’s feelings.

If he entered a demonic trial and his research was deemed unsatisfactory, he too would panic.

"But rest assured, this Great Ghost Demon Trial is perfectly serious—it’s meant to help you correct errors and refine your method," said Ming He.

"Really?" Yuan Huang was skeptical.

"How could this be fake?"

Ming He held up the Stone of Three Lifetimes and shone it at Yuan Huang again.

"This Great Ghost Demon Trial merely requires you to return to the stage of creating your method, then refine your divine technique by referencing past failures."

"Now, let’s first see what your failure cases are."

"What?" Yuan Huang’s face turned pale.

I have to display my failures for everyone to see?

You’re not a ghost demon—you’re a demon!

"No, absolutely not!"

Yuan Huang was truly panicked now—exposing her dark history was worse than denying her research achievements.

"Friend, rest easy—I am a demonic examiner, a proper Demon King. I will never leak your dark history."

Ming He wore a solemn expression.

"When transformations vary and strange phenomena appear, the divine demons test you."

"Friend, this is the Great Divine Demon Trial!"

The [Tai Shang Demon Lord] Jing Yao Shang Zun smiled warmly at the [Wu Tu God Demon] Zhen Yuanzi.

"What does that mean?" Zhen Yuanzi asked.

Jing Yao Shang Zun looked at Zhen Yuanzi: "Friend, think carefully about your usual conduct."

"What have I done? I’m perfectly normal!" Zhen Yuanzi saw no issue with himself.

Transforming into flowers and grass, planting himself in the soil, casually adding strange definitions—wasn’t that perfectly serious business?

"Entering all forms, breaking all forms. My transformations are purely for cultivating the Great Dao."

Zhen Yuanzi protested firmly: "Let me out! I’m so serious, yet I still have to take this demonic trial—you’re definitely hiding something."

"You may leave, but first submit an answer sheet."

Jing Yao Shang Zun spoke slowly: "I offer you two choices. First, I have a pill here..."

"I choose option two!"

Upon hearing the word "pill," Zhen Yuanzi’s expression changed drastically.

He didn’t even wait for Jing Yao Shang Zun to finish—he unhesitatingly chose the second trial option.

"Very well."

Jing Yao Shang Zun sadly put away the pill and pulled out the Wind-Fire Banana Leaf Fan.

"Good, I haven’t tested the full power of this Wind-Fire Banana Leaf Fan yet."

"Come on!" Zhen Yuanzi focused entirely.

With one swing, Jing Yao unleashed torrents of wind and fire, with supreme Dao light shining brilliantly.

"Friend, be careful—you will face two of the Three Calamities: Fire Calamity and Wind Calamity!"

A whistling wind arose.

This wind was not the wind from east, south, west, or north, nor was it the gentle golden or northern wind—it was called "Bifeng."

This wind entered through the fontanel, passed through the six viscera, crossed the dantian, pierced the nine orifices, and eroded flesh and bone.

Soon after, a great fire ignited.

This fire was neither heavenly fire nor mundane fire—it was called "Yin Fire."

This fire rose from the Yongquan point beneath Zhen Yuanzi’s soles, surged through the Niwan Palace, and burned through his five viscera, six bowels, limbs, and hundred bones.

After resisting for a while, Zhen Yuanzi laughed loudly: "Friend, your wind and fire calamities are indeed powerful—but still lacking something. They can’t move me, nor can they melt me."

Zhen Yuanzi stood calmly, composed: "Friend, how do you rate this Divine Demon Trial? Can I leave now?"

"Since you’re so confident, I’m reassured."

Jing Yao Shang Zun smiled.

"As for leaving, don’t rush—there are still some effects you must carefully appreciate."

Jing Yao Shang Zun spun the Wind-Fire Banana Leaf Fan and fanned Zhen Yuanzi three times.

Zhen Yuanzi felt as if struck by a massive blow—his mind rang like an explosion.

Each thought, each idea, suddenly gained sentience and became independent.

"Who are you?"

"I’m Zhen Yuanzi!"

"Nonsense—you’re the Wu Tu God Demon."

"How dare you, Xiang Jun? Are you rebelling?"

"Oh my, my temper’s flaring!"

"Echoing Valley reporting in!"

"Mushroom mushroom, I’m wood, I’m wood, respond if you hear me!"

"..."

Jing Yao Shang Zun, wielding the banana leaf fan, fanned and stoked the flames, successfully splitting Zhen Yuanzi’s consciousness into forty-eight thousand independent entities, who immediately began fierce arguments.

"Enough! Stop arguing!"

Zhen Yuanzi’s mind buzzed, and he too unleashed a nameless fire.

"What are you yelling for? Don’t you see we’re arguing?"

"Exactly—go stand off to the side, Your Majesty."

"Your Majesty, why not use the Earth Book to suppress yourself? I’ll be the real Zhen Yuanzi."

Demon energy churned, myriad forms transformed, streams of light burst from Zhen Yuanzi’s mind.

Upon closer inspection, forty-eight thousand Zhen Yuanzis stood in the void.

"I’ve hated you all for ages—come on, let’s fight today!"

"Chatterbox wood, come here—today, my arrogant flower will sacrifice you to heaven!"

"You’re too arrogant, Xiang Jun—crush him!" "I’ll crush you first!"

In moments, the horde of Zhen Yuanzis were screaming at each other, fighting fiercely—the entire Demon Trial descended into chaos.

And this was merely the effect of three fan swings by Jing Yao Shang Zun.

Jing Yao Shang Zun looked at the myriad demonic phenomena and smiled: "I’m still being relatively serious with this fanning and stoking—if I used something even less serious, it wouldn’t just be arguing and fighting anymore."

"Hehe, hehehe..."

The Trial Dao Demon King divides the myriad heavens, testing all gods.

Not only the gods and demons of the primordial creation, but also beings from other timelines face demonic trials.

Another timeline.

The spirit wandering the Long River sighed helplessly before the Trial Dao Demon.

"Yang Demon Trial? Fine, I’ll take it."

He sighed, resigned to the sudden demonic trial.

Meanwhile.

Some deities were even more unfortunate, enduring three demonic trials in succession.

The Heavenly Demon, Ghost Demon, and Yin Demon arrived one after another.

Leaving Him utterly bewildered, then more bewildered, then completely baffled.

"Wait, did your demonic trials malfunction?" Zhu Long was nearly broken.

Originally, Zhu Long had been "invited" by Fu Xi to assist, but seeing so many deities enter the trials, He thought one more wouldn’t hurt—and hid far away to watch.

Yet He was still caught in the crossfire.

"Demon King, our loyalty to the Beast Emperor is as clear as sun and moon—even if the Demon Ancestor himself descended, it couldn’t shake our resolve!"

As several ferocious gods faced the Trial Dao Demon, they still shouted the name of Shen Ni.

A man is on Changliu Mountain, and demonic trials come from beyond heaven.

Bai Di also encountered the Trial-Dao Demon.

He laughed heartily, took seven steps, and gazed in all directions.

“Above heaven and below earth, I alone am supreme!”

“The Demon of Trial-Dao cannot test my Great Dao!”

A handsome, solemn deity stared at the majestic palace manifested in the demonic trial and shook his head gently: “I am no longer the naive deity of old—don’t think to deceive me.”

“There is no romance in the Moon Palace—only the Empress of Yin’s palm!”

“Those with insufficient cultivation are tested by Earth Demons?” In the Gan Yuan, Xi He stared blankly at Zu Long Luo Hou, who had appeared before her, at a loss for words.

“Good… good, a huge Earth Demon!”

Compared to a Great Luo Supreme, she indeed still lacked sufficient cultivation.

What should she do?

Just before Luo Hou opened the demonic trial, Xi He had a sudden inspiration and asked softly:

“Um… is it still possible for me to apply to join your Dao of Demons?”

“Hm?” Luo Hou’s expression turned surprised; He lowered His head and pondered for a moment.

This solution… wasn’t entirely unworkable.

Above the River of Time and Space, the young Yang Mei and the young Hong Jun observed this primordial demonic trial with keen interest.

“Little Luo is impressive—putting on such a grand show!” Yang Mei praised Luo Hou enthusiastically.

Hong Jun, deep in thought, said: “But why do I feel this isn’t something Little Luo could have come up with?”

“Don’t care if it’s His idea—today’s Dao of Demons has truly opened my eyes!” Yang Mei chuckled happily.

He had thought the Xiong Shou Clan was unparalleled, but the Dao of Demons is even more overwhelmingly powerful!

If their methods weren’t so different, Yang Mei would have wanted to stage something just like this.

“Hey? Wait, Fu Xi and Nv Wa seem to have shaken off the influence.”

Yang Mei looked toward the center of the primordial opening, wondering if the Demon Kings had gone easy—those two Creation Deities had been the first to break free from the demonic trial’s influence.

Seeing them move, Yang Mei laughed: “Are they seizing the chance to open heaven? That’s a good time… wait, what are they doing?”

Yang Mei stared, dumbfounded, at the primordial opening.

Nv Wa did not choose to continue opening heaven and creation; instead, she drew a celestial knife from her sleeve and quietly approached the three thousand divine demons undergoing the trial.

Amidst the radiance of Creation, seventy figures followed her motion, each drawing a celestial knife.

Fu Xi also pulled out his primordial Bagua array plate; eighty-one Creation Manifestations stepped from the void and silently advanced toward the Xiong Shou army.

“Friend, isn’t the demonic trial agonizing?”

Nv Wa’s voice suddenly appeared within one of the demonic trials.

The divine demon still undergoing the trial nodded unconsciously: “Yes, it’s too hard!”

Nv Wa smiled sweetly: “Then let me free you.”

“Good… ah!!”

In an instant of brilliance, the celestial knife was drawn.

Nv Wa raised and brought down the blade, fulfilling the other’s wish.

Recovering a fragment of Great Dao’s fruit, Nv Wa smiled and moved toward the next target.

“Friend, the demonic trial is so hard—can I send you back?”

“How do you send?”

“Like this!”

Swish!!

The celestial knife fell; the divine demon’s vision went black.

“Next.”

With both original body and incarnations, seventy-one incarnations of Nv Wa raised and brought down their blades, sending each divine demon on their way before they could escape the trial’s influence.

She could have slain them with a single stroke—but instead, she asked their opinion in the gentlest tone.

Those divine demons responded to her greeting, then—swish—their vision went black.

Not a single moment of pain.

“How so professional?” Yang Mei’s eyelids twitched violently.

Fu Xi was even more direct.

Eighty-two incarnations of Fu Xi held their Bagua plates, asked no questions, and simply slammed the array plates forward—those Xiong Shou were instantly crushed without a sound.

Not a single objection uttered.

Countless gods struggled desperately against the great demonic trial.

These two siblings were cutting down targets left and right.

Hong Jun watched, his mouth twitching.

“Truly, there’s always a stronger hand above!”

This primordial opening—from beginning to end, inside and out—was not a single one of them serious.

Every last one of them was black as ink!

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