[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-this-honghuang-is-not-serious":3,"chapter-this-honghuang-is-not-serious-this-honghuang-is-not-serious-chapter-119":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","This Honghuang Is Not Serious!",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},2263434,4417,"Chapter 119: The Ling Shan Ten Wu Inspection Team","this-honghuang-is-not-serious-chapter-119",119,"\u003Cp>“Action figure immortal?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiang Xuanqing glanced at Nv Wa without expression, guessing where she had picked up this term.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yu Chen Daojun looked at the countless action figures in the Creation Cottage and found them fascinating.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Especially the unique spirits and divine beasts drew Yu Chen Daojun’s gaze.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“How much do your action figures cost?” asked Yu Chen Daojun.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Nv Wa: “Do the Array Immortals prefer action figures with souls, or without?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Is there a difference between the two?” Jing Yao Shangzun was curious too; He approached a display case and carefully examined several humanoid figures.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>On the left, a small figure had large, bright eyes like a deep lake, an elegant demeanor, and dignified posture; her hair, golden as sunlight, curled slightly from the crown and fell in fine strands around her shoulders down to her slender waist.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Each strand of hair was exquisitely carved, as if gently swaying, dancing with the wind.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The folds and decorative details of her clothing were rich, filled with design from collar to hem, exuding texture, even revealing subtle patterns.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Dudu ~~\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>One of the action figures stirred.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Hmm?” Jing Yao Shangzun, seeing this, reached to pick one up for a closer look.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Hey! Dao friend, don’t touch that recklessly!” Nv Wa cried out.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In the instant Jing Yao was about to touch the figure, a flash of lightning shot through—the elegant, dignified girl figure vanished from the display case.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The next moment, countless golden fissures split the void, and the aura of cosmic laws spread rapidly like a spiderweb.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“The might of Thunder cannot be desecrated.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A solemn voice echoed through the Creation Cottage; violent golden thunder raged in the void.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The elegant girl stood bathed in thunderlight, her beautiful, electric-charged tresses floating in the air; her deep, lake-like eyes now glacial, her exquisite face radiating boundless authority.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She clasped her hands before her, gently pressing down the rainbow robes formed by lightning, taking no further aggressive action—only wearing an expression of “do not disturb.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Seeing this, Nv Wa extended her long index finger toward the void; five-colored Creation light burst forth like a auspicious cloud, lifting the elegant girl and guiding her into a scroll.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Phew, thank goodness!” Nv Wa sighed in relief.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Thank goodness it was only the proper line—if she’d said two more lines… Nv Wa stole a glance at Xiang Xuanqing and the others; they remained calm, neither surprised nor offended.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“So that was the soul-equipped action figure?” Xiang Xuanqing looked around curiously, then smiled at Nv Wa.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>That nine-inch figure had indeed displayed an aura swallowing mountains and rivers.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Quite interesting.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“That one was a soulless figure—just designed with extra features to appear more lively,” Nv Wa coughed lightly, masking her embarrassment.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Could she admit that this figure, resembling her slightly, was an early work, notable for having been loaded with so many lines—lines like:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Hear, insignificant beings, this is the proclamation of Thunder,” “Bask in the glory of Thunder’s might—I shall grant you eternity,” “I am the supreme judge; Thunder tells me today is your end,” “I uphold the faith of Thunder, rescuing you from peril…”—lines unforgettable at first hearing?!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Let’s talk about other action figures,” Nv Wa snapped her fingers, sealing all her early works into a scroll.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiang Xuanqing was curious but asked no further.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Nv Wa continued introducing her creations: “Soulless action figures, in simple terms, lack sentience and spiritual power—like these adorable spirit beasts, and that batch of divine beast transformation figures.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“And this batch: fictional star deities, various elemental spirits, plant and tree essences, and so on.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“The main value of soulless figures lies in collection; all these designs are my own, crafted from premium materials.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“As for additional functions…”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Nv Wa casually picked up a bizarre divine beast figure: it resembled a bag of light, glowing like fire, with six legs and double wings, faceless.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“This divine beast is called Hun Dun; it’s still unfinished, displayed only—not for sale.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After explaining, Nv Wa continued: “Besides its collectible value, Hun Dun understands music and dance. If a Dao friend likes, you can even refine your own Dao—space, time, for example.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As she spoke, Nv Wa extended her palm—the Hun Dun divine beast broke free, flying and dancing through the void.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“This is Hun Dun?” Xiang Xuanqing glanced at the divine beast with a strange expression; this form resembled another deity.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Is there a problem?” Nv Wa tilted her head.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“No.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiang Xuanqing shook his head and asked: “Then what are soul-equipped action figures like?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Soul-equipped figures come in several types. The first kind possesses a spiritual body but has not yet been granted sentience.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Nv Wa picked up a divine general figure, nine inches tall, clad in golden armor, wielding a sword, imposing and fierce. “This figure’s primary purpose is, of course, collection—but I’ve also designed some small functions, such as—Battle Form!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Nv Wa uttered a command-like incantation.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Golden light flared—the nine-inch general suddenly opened his eyes, transforming into a mighty divine form.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Flowing clouds of golden fire swirled around the cosmos; surging primal energy surged like waves; the golden-armored general’s 365 major acupoints radiated boundless light, like a brilliant world, or countless eternal stars.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I vow to defend Lady Fenglixi’s glory with my life!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The general stood tall as a pine, strides like a dragon and tiger, leaning on his sword beside Nv Wa, radiating an aura of mountain-still, ocean-deep authority.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Eh? Dao soldiers?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yu Chen Daojun’s eyes lit up; he studied the golden-armored general—yes, the spiritual body was extremely robust, though lacking full sentience, yet capable of executing simple commands.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It could serve well as a formation Dao soldier—quite useful indeed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Nv Wa gazed at the golden-armored general and nodded approvingly: “This golden armor was refined from the Way of Protection; there are other forms too.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Nv Wa pointed to the rows of figures in the display case, listing them like treasures: “This child monk tells stories, this fairy charms, this little mouse finds treasures, this one is the scapegoat, this one warms the bed…”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiang Xuanqing and the others nodded repeatedly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The action figure immortals’ figures were not only beautiful but highly practical.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Truly orthodox!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiang Xuanqing sighed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Hey—is the Artificer Immortal here?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At that moment, several figures appeared at the entrance of Sanqing Dian.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiang Xuanqing turned to see a female immortal in golden silk robes calling out.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It was the [Chariot Immortal] Xi He, leading a tour group under a banner.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Ruoxi, who are they?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His form vanished from the Creation Cottage and reappeared at the shop entrance.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Ah!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Did the Artificer Immortal go visiting?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Seeing Xiang Xuanqing, Xi He beamed: “These guests are the Wu Shen from Ling Shan. The Barbecue Immortal said they’re a Kaochatuan , visiting Bai Yu Jing.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Ling Shan inspection team?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiang Xuanqing looked—this Ling Shan Wu Shen inspection team included men, women, and even children.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>More importantly—\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiang Xuanqing fixed his gaze on the lead Wu woman.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Dao friend, you are?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Artificer Immortal, greetings. I am Wu Pan, one of the Ten Wu of Ling Shan.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hou Tu, clad in a priestly robe, smiled warmly at Xiang Xuanqing.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Dao friend, I’m Wu Peng,” said another Wu Shen, dressed in green robes, handsome and refined, hair like Shunhua , bearing celestial grace, his smile radiating warmth.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Wu Luo.” Wu Luo was a black-clad youth, expression cool, radiating innate arrogance, rarely speaking.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He seemed to deliberately avoid Xiang Xuanqing, refusing to look at him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Wu Luo?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiang Xuanqing studied the black-clad youth closely, a faint smile curling his lips.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Heh, Mo Zu, you’re quite the player.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>—\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Direct Link: [Monthly Tickets] [Recommendation Votes]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>PS: There are ten Wu of Ling Shan: Wu Xian, Wu Ji, Wu Pan, Wu Peng, Wu Gu, Wu Zhen, Wu Li, Wu Di, Wu Xie, Wu Luo—through them, all herbs descend. —Shan Hai Jing, Da Huang Xi Jing\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>(End of Chapter)\u003C\u002Fp>",1313,"2026-06-19T19:10:14.517Z",1,"Qwen3-Next 80B","75124c8d3c83c79876891e56349066f95fe3c2ac18db62adc9bc8f6e4b1fa63f","this-honghuang-is-not-serious-chapter-120","this-honghuang-is-not-serious-chapter-118",413,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fthis-honghuang-is-not-serious-cover.jpg"]