[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-this-honghuang-is-not-serious":3,"chapter-this-honghuang-is-not-serious-this-honghuang-is-not-serious-chapter-121":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","This Honghuang Is Not Serious!",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},2263436,4417,"Chapter 121: The Founders of the Nine Hun Yuan Immortals","this-honghuang-is-not-serious-chapter-121",121,"\u003Cp>The First Qionglou, Gambling Stone District.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The [Gambling Stone Immortal]’s mood was not pleasant today.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Guide Immortal, are they truly the Ten Witches of Ling Shan?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“That’s right!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The [Guide Immortal] introduced the ginseng tree: “According to the Roasting Immortal, they were personally invited by Hong Jun and Yang Mei, said to be inspecting our Bai Yu Jing before deciding whether to join.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Understood.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jie Yin clenched the Seven Treasures Marvelous Tree in his hand, observing the two Witch Gods without expression.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>You live on Ling Shan—how could a native spirit of Ling Shan like me not know?!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Ling Shan, Ten Witches, Ling Shan… Is this coincidence—or deliberate?” Jie Yin pondered, feeling this could not be mere chance.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Just like how I, Jie Yin, constantly wear others’ disguises.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>These Ten Witches of Ling Shan are very likely using the name ‘Ling Shan’ to deceive and swindle outsiders.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Pangu’s axe! Who is trying to smear Ling Shan’s reputation!” Jie Yin felt these fellows had gone too far.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Our Ling Shan gleams with golden radiance—how glorious and majestic it is!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>My dream, alongside my brother Zhunti, is to transform it into a supreme pure land, a paradise of bliss.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Now someone dares to tarnish Ling Shan.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Hmph, don’t let me find out who you are—otherwise, I, Daoist Zhunti, will make you regret it!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Fifth Heavenly City.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Several founders of the Immortal Dao gathered together.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“The paths of Heaven, Earth, Humanity, Gods, and Ghosts—I think these hold the most potential.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yin Yang Daoist said, “The earth spirit techniques of the Qilin Clan are excellent Di Xian methods—could we acquire them?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Even if we acquire them, the founder is still from the Qilin Clan.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Qian Kun Immortal said: “If we use their methods, and the Qilin Clan finds out, they will surely besiege Bai Yu Jing.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Just modify them a bit and use them,” Dian Dao Immortal, again performing performance art, hung upside-down in midair, drifting about.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“But the Qilin Clan’s path hasn’t even been fully opened yet—modifying it won’t help.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yang Mei said: “If we’re to establish the foundation of the Immortal Dao, these five paths must at least lead to Da Luo.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I agree with Yang Mei Daoist.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hong Jun Daoist said: “The Five Immortals of the Zhou Tian must each lead to Da Luo—otherwise, they’re insufficient to accomplish anything.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Then what do we do? First select the Hun Yuan Nine Immortals to open the realm?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yin Yang Immortal said: “That’s no small challenge.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“For Ren Xian, you’ve chosen Nü Wa and Fu Xi; for Di Xian—surely not the ginseng fruit and Huang Zhongli?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“What about Tian Xian, Zhen Xian, Xuan Xian, and Jin Xian!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Above Tai Yi and Da Luo, we still need to invent a nonexistent Hun Yuan—how do we even do that?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yang Mei said: “We’ve already found a candidate for Di Xian—though having the ginseng fruit take the role isn’t impossible.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“For Tian Xian, choose the three shopkeepers of San Qing Dian.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“For Zhen Xian…”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“We can give it a try!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The [Tree Planting Immortal] Dong Hua Di Jun and the [Immortal of Immortality] Yao Chi appeared simultaneously.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Dong Hua Di Jun, riding a black tiger, laughed: “Perfect—we can now promote the banner ‘Universal Salvation of Immortals, Supreme True Fruit!’”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yao Chi had a three-colored cat perched atop her head; she didn’t ask about the Hun Yuan Nine Immortals.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I heard from the Roasting Immortal that two of the Ten Witches of Ling Shan are members of the Kai Ming Six Witches?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At that moment, the three-colored cat perched atop Yao Chi’s head bared its claws, wildly excited: “Meow! Who’s stealing Kai Ming’s font size?!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Three-colored Cat” Lu Wu refused to accept this.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He hadn’t even appeared much in Hong Huang—how did these Witch Gods learn his title?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Kai Ming Beast was his title; Lu Wu was his [Primordial True Name].\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Few spirits in all of Hong Huang should even know it.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yao Chi also found this strange.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Where did these Witch Gods come from? How did they even dare impersonate her beloved pet’s name?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yang Mei, seeing this, chuckled. He whispered: “Perhaps you could ask Daoist Wang Pan yourself.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He and Hong Jun could invite these Witch Gods precisely because they knew something of their origins.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But now wasn’t the time to reveal everything.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Let’s continue discussing the Hun Yuan Nine Immortals,” Dong Hua Di Jun said enthusiastically—he had attended the Opening of Heaven and found the Demon Dao’s Great Trial utterly spectacular.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Our Immortal Dao must also stage something grand!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>San Qing Dian.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Take care, everyone!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The trio of Xiang Xuanqing smiled warmly as they saw off the three Witch Gods.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hou Tu happily received new pills—the Zao Hua Dan—from Jing Yao Shang Zun.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ju Mang had customized many novel arrays from Yu Chen Dao Jun.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Wu Luo, at Xiang Xuanqing’s place, had his defenses shattered again and again.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Little Mo Zu knew Xiang Xuanqing sold nothing good, so he bought nothing.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Shortly after Hou Tu and the others left, Xiang Xuanqing returned to the Zao Hua Cottage.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Wind Friend, I have an order I’d like you to take.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“What order?” Nü Wa stepped out from a scroll, holding a newly molded figurine.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It seemed the scrolls in the shop weren’t just storage—they were also her workshop.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“An order for a custom figurine.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiang Xuanqing handed over a scroll.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Huh? This…” Nü Wa glanced at the scroll, her expression peculiar.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This figure resembled Luo Hou, the Demon Patriarch she encountered during the Opening of Heaven’s demonic calamity, by about forty to fifty percent.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“What? Can’t you make it?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I can make it,” Nü Wa hesitated, “but won’t this cause problems?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Nü Wa had made figurines of real deities before.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Many of her early works were modeled after her own appearance.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Like that elegant, golden-haired, long-legged girl.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But making figurines of other true spirits—she had never tried.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Because, like a spirit’s [True Name], a spirit’s form carries boundless power.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>One misstep could offend them.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even if the design in this scroll has been altered and isn’t identical to Luo Hou, it will still have an effect.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“The final shaping may not succeed,” Nü Wa admitted frankly—this was a highly challenging order.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Don’t worry—I guarantee there will be no problems.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiang Xuanqing swore confidently—he knew full well he couldn’t casually fabricate the forms of real deities.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>That’s precisely why few true deities appear among the yewei in the Dao Zhen Jing.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Go ahead boldly—if anything goes wrong, I’ll take responsibility!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiang Xuanqing exchanged a few more words with Nü Wa, offering a few ideas.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Nü Wa’s eyes lit up, and she nodded decisively.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Alright, I’ll take this order.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Perfect!” Xiang Xuanqing beamed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“But…” Nü Wa’s eyes flickered with anticipation: “May I add some dialogue of my own?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiang Xuanqing said: “Of course—first shape the figure according to this scroll’s design; for other aspects, you may freely improvise, as long as it fits the figurine’s characteristics.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Designers always have their own preferences and obsessions—Xiang Xuanqing understood.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Then it’s settled!” Nü Wa’s lips curved upward, her eyes sparkling like stars—bright and lively.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She already had excellent inspiration.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I await your masterpiece,” Xiang Xuanqing smiled humbly, returning to San Qing Dian.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>——\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Direct Link: [Recommendation Tickets] [Monthly Tickets]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>(End of Chapter)\u003C\u002Fp>",1211,"2026-06-19T19:10:14.517Z",1,"Qwen3-Next 80B","ad90985571d4fbfc6e8c3a37941b8fc4896f8e797934f0d97007ecdd2dcf2a45","this-honghuang-is-not-serious-chapter-122","this-honghuang-is-not-serious-chapter-120",413,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fthis-honghuang-is-not-serious-cover.jpg"]