[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-this-honghuang-is-not-serious":3,"chapter-this-honghuang-is-not-serious-this-honghuang-is-not-serious-chapter-123":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","This Honghuang Is Not Serious!",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},2263438,4417,"Chapter 123: Luohou Hand Figurine Makes a Glittering Debut","this-honghuang-is-not-serious-chapter-123",123,"\u003Cp>\"What is a Heavenly Immortal?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Inside the First City of Baiyu Jing, the Wu gods of Lingshan gathered together.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They were also observing the movements of Sanqing Store.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But Wu Luo refused to return to Sanqing Store to meet Xiang Xuanqing.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Houtu also deliberately avoided meeting the two goddesses, Nv Wa and Yaochi.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Thus, everyone watched from afar.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Coincidentally, several immortals also asked the same question.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiang Xuanqing replied: \"A Heavenly Immortal is one who comprehends the subtleties of the Three Thousand Rules, can shatter the boundary between illusion and reality, and enters the dimension of time and space.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jing Yao Shangzun added: \"Thus, over infinite eons, one evolves the three bodies—past, present, and future—until finally merging them into a single, eternal, peerless essence.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yuchen Daojun summarized: \"Then, create a Heavenly Dao, inscribe it in the Heavenly Book, and attain certification as a Heavenly Immortal.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Thus, this is the method of the Heavenly Immortal!\" the three brothers said in unison.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This left the seven immortals and five Wu gods collectively stunned.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Especially the immortals currently preparing the Hunyuan Nine Immortals.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Those who create a Heavenly Dao are called Heavenly Immortals? You’ve raised the threshold this high—what about us True Immortals?\" [Tree-Planting Immortal] Donghua Di Jun, after staring blankly, felt as if three thousand demonic gods were stampeding through his mind, delivering a fatal blow.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Since the Immortal Dao side intends to construct an immortal cultivation system, they must complete a continuous, progressive path of advancement.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Taiyi Immortal and Da Luo Immortal top-tier designs are easy—just adapt them from the Taiyi gods and Da Luo Sovereigns.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As for the Hunyuan Immortal who achieves Dao through Hunyuan, that likely requires Hong Jun or Yang Mei to put in serious effort.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But the other realms they had just been discussing—suddenly, the Li brothers had already settled on \"Heavenly Immortal,\" and raised the prestige so high—wasn’t this making the subsequent realms impossibly difficult?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As one of the implementers of the \"True Immortal\" project, Donghua Di Jun looked at the \"Heavenly Immortal\" these three had concocted and now felt like dying.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"These three brothers really know how to stir things up!\" [Barbecue Immortal] Kunpeng sighed; He was the implementer of the \"Xuan Immortal\" project.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Heavenly Immortal is the third realm of Hunyuan, True Immortal is the fourth, and Xuan Immortal is the fifth!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Donghua Di Jun wanted to die; Kunpeng wanted to die even more.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Gemstone-Divining Immortal] Jieyin Daojun wore a thoughtful expression: \"How should we design the Jin Immortal? Jin essence is indestructible, neither increasing nor decreasing—we must at least follow this concept.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Sigh, headache. I need to go back and work through this carefully with my younger brother.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Meanwhile, Nv Wa, Hong Jun’s designated creator of the \"Ren Immortal\" path, appeared completely detached.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yaochi explained to her the plans for the \"Zhou Tian Five Immortals\" and \"Hunyuan Nine Immortals\"; Nv Wa pondered briefly, then smiled in relief.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"This is simple—my elder brother and I have already worked it out. Now that we’ve seen the Heavenly Immortal method, I can finish it easily.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Those who hand-craft a Heavenly Dao are Heavenly Immortals—so for Ren Immortal, one of the Three Talents, why not just copy the answer and create \"Human Dao\"?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[But this requires careful study—Human Dao allows all sentient beings to ascend to immortality; it’s a massive undertaking.] Nv Wa returned the three-flower cat to Yaochi and turned to her work.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Her Mo Zu hand figurine wasn’t finished yet.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>On the other side, [Tour Guide Immortal] Ren Shen Guo Shu received a message from Hong Jun.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Huh? I’m in charge of the 'Earth Immortal' project?\" Ren Shen Guo Shu thought Hong Jun was being unreasonable.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If you want to create the Earth Immortal method, why not find Zhen Yuanzi instead of me, a mere tree trunk?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Didn’t you see those three brothers at Sanqing Store? Just now’s commotion was the Heavenly Immortal—just follow their logic and design something similar, shouldn’t be hard?\" Hong Jun said.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ren Shen Guo Shu recalled the Dao manifestation just now at Sanqing Store—the Five Qi converging, the Three Flowers gathering at the crown.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He fell silent.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>That was clearly a direct path to Da Luo Sovereign status!!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>How am I supposed to create an equivalent \"Earth Immortal Dao\" as a primordial spiritual root?!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even Zhen Yuanzi would have to kowtow to these three and immediately invest in the Heavenly Immortal Dao.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Why don’t you let the three-flower cat of the Immortal of Immortality handle the Da Luo Immortal project?\" Ren Shen Guo Shu said bitterly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But to Ren Shen Guo Shu’s surprise, Hong Jun said: \"We did consider it. At the Da Luo level, the Three Flowers gathering is an illusion—it serves no purpose other than displaying status and looking pretty.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"A three-flower cat is actually more practical.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>To be fair, after hearing Xiang Xuanqing’s plan, Hong Jun had indeed considered, based on Yaochi’s appearance, designing each Da Luo Immortal to manifest a three-flower cat.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After all, once essence, spirit, and vitality are perfected, you can become anything—three immortal flowers are three flowers; why aren’t three-flower cats also three flowers?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At the time, Yang Mei had joked that the three-flower cat could be designed as a Dao fruit—wearing it makes you Da Luo, removing it makes you Taiyi.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then Taiyi Immortals could carry their three-flower cat out for a stroll, and when encountering enemies, gather the three flowers—instantly becoming Da Luo Immortals.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Just imagining it was amusing.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Alright, alright, if there’s nothing else, everyone disperse—don’t delay our business.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiang Xuanqing waved his hand, summoning the Luck Golden Dragon to escort the seven immortals away.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Hey, don’t rush, friend—we’re here to pick spiritual treasures!\" Daoists Dian Dao, Qian Kun, and Yin Yang refused to leave.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Come on, this \"Heavenly Immortal\" clearly has limitless potential—wouldn’t it be wise to inquire?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Donghua, Yaochi, Kunpeng, and Jieyin left, but soon several stalls appeared beside Sanqing Store.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Donghua Di Jun still sold saplings.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yaochi sold the Elixir of Immortality.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Kunpeng’s barbecue stall now sold roasted Peng birds.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jieyin closed his gemstone-divining shop and began selling primordial metals.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Suddenly, the Second City became bustling.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even Nv Wa’s Creation Hut attracted many immortals buying hand figurines.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everyone strained their ears and widened their eyes, waiting for the Li brothers to explain the Heavenly Immortal Dao fruit. Would Xiang Xuanqing explain?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Of course he would.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"But not now.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiang Xuanqing smiled: \"Though our three brothers have fully refined the Heavenly Immortal Dao fruit into the Heavenly Book, we have not yet formally attained the Da Luo fruit position—please disperse for now.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hong Jun and Yang Mei haven’t given their approval yet—explain the Heavenly Immortal Dao fruit now, and it’s pure charity?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"No problem—we just want to listen, promise we won’t cultivate it,\" Daoist Dian Dao chuckled.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They had clearly seen the Da Luo manifestation just now—even if they couldn’t achieve it, they could still use it as reference.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiang Xuanqing said: \"If you cultivate the Heavenly Immortal path and are inscribed in the Heavenly Book, you must pay homage to our three creators!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jing Yao Shangzun grinned: \"If so, you’re all our disciples’ disciples—would you really be willing?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"This...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The major immortals hesitated.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[What to do? Bow or not? ] Daoist Dian Dao asked; He was actually somewhat tempted.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Daoist Yin Yang’s face turned black: [You want me to bow? Do I have no dignity?!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He had karmic ties with Xiang Xuanqing and Yuchen—he couldn’t bring himself to do it.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[It’s inappropriate for us to bow.] Daoist Qian Kun shook his head; they were all senior elders of the Immortal Dao—becoming disciples of Sanqing was too humiliating.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[What’s inappropriate? For the Dao, no shame!] Daoist Dian Dao didn’t care.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He even advised his two companions: [How about this—your true bodies don’t bow; just create a Dao body or avatar.]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What are avatars for, if not to do things your true body can’t?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Your true body needs dignity—just make an avatar without any.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Qian Kun and Yin Yang still shook their heads, refusing to accept it.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Don’t regret it later.] Saying this, Daoist Dian Dao vanished into Sanqing Store, leaving everyone uncertain how he’d convince Xiang Xuanqing and the others.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The implementers of other immortal paths no longer inquired about the Heavenly Immortal Dao.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But they didn’t leave either—they continued loudly promoting their wares.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Zifuzhou, green seedlings—I’m Donghua, remember me!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Left hand Peng meat, right hand Kun meat, behind you a great golden dragon.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Elixir of Immortality from the Immortal of Immortality—top of head, three-flower cat meows!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Before Sanqing Store, the seven treasures: gold, silver, lapis lazuli, agate, coral, mother-of-pearl, and don’t forget amber!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiang Xuanqing watched the four immortals performing antics at his doorstep, now unrecognizable, and sighed deeply.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Feels like this Immortal Dao is doomed.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"The Artificer Immortal, Alchemist Immortal, Array Immortal—your orders are ready,\" Nv Wa stepped out of her workshop, excitedly calling to Xiang Xuanqing and the others.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Coming!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Three Pure Ones appeared instantly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"My divine beast mount is finally done—excellent!\" Jing Yao Shangzun happily received a divine beast hand figurine.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Blue-Horned Green Ox.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Array Immortal, this is yours,\" Nv Wa opened a golden jade box.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>On Yuchen Daojun’s shoulder appeared a lifelike golden little mouse.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Duobao, Duobao!\" The Treasure-Seeking Mouse happily leapt around Yuchen’s shoulder.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yuchen Daojun smiled faintly, extending a finger to stroke the Treasure-Seeking Mouse: \"Duobao, hello, I’m Yuchen!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Your hand figurines are so serious?\" Xiang Xuanqing expressed doubt.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Of course—what did you think?\" Jing Yao Shangzun and Yuchen Daojun answered in unison.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiang Xuanqing watched their synchronized movements and felt something was off.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Never mind.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiang Xuanqing shook his head and looked at Nv Wa with a hint of anticipation.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Nv Wa smiled: “I have not failed your trust—the creation is complete!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The third jade box opened, and golden light flashed forth as a figurine soared into the air.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He stood tall and majestic, clad in a black robe, his ink-black hair cascading down to his waist, his expression cold and aloof, his deep dark eyes filled with calm.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His eyebrows arched sharply like ink-drawn sword shadows, exuding heroic vigor and an aura of authority without need for anger; beneath his high nose, his thin lips were faint as cherry blossoms, slightly pursed, as if disdainful of the world’s turmoil.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His facial lines were deep, his features sharply defined, as if carved by axe and chisel, subtly radiating confidence and dominance.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This was a miniature figurine of Luo Hou, nine inches tall, exquisitely crafted and perfectly matching Luo Hou’s image.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Perhaps because the Demon Ancestor is a Great Luo Supreme, this figurine has acquired the trait of immortality,” Nv Wa explained.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiang Xuanqing laughed heartily.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Immortality trait? Excellent.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>So even if you wanted to destroy it, it’d be hard, right?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Seeing Xiang Xuanqing so delighted, Nv Wa added: “There are also some lines—would you like to hear them? If anything’s off, we can still change them.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“No need—I trust you.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiang Xuanqing said: “Anything you produce is guaranteed to be top quality!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I’ll deliver it to the Demon Ancestor right away—I’m sure he’ll love it.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>——\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Direct Link: [Recommendation Votes] [Monthly Votes]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>PS: Next chapter at 15:00\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>(End of Chapter)\u003C\u002Fp>",1862,"2026-06-19T19:10:14.517Z",1,"Qwen3-Next 80B","23187ea4caca315fb2b44fb3723825d28cf307a00b1f074eda1e13ffc1b981bf","this-honghuang-is-not-serious-chapter-124","this-honghuang-is-not-serious-chapter-122",413,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fthis-honghuang-is-not-serious-cover.jpg"]