[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-this-honghuang-is-not-serious":3,"chapter-this-honghuang-is-not-serious-this-honghuang-is-not-serious-chapter-124":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","This Honghuang Is Not Serious!",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},2263439,4417,"Chapter 124: Hong Jun: How About You Become the Dao Ancestor?","this-honghuang-is-not-serious-chapter-124",124,"\u003Cp>After Xiang Xuanqing left, Jing Yao and Yuchen did not depart.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Friend Feng, have my other two orders been completed?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lord Jing Yao tucked the green ox into his sleeve, then eagerly turned to Nv Wa.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Yes, they’re finished,” Nv Wa said, producing two black boxes.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“This one is Dark Yao  Ji Du, the Supreme Lord; this one is You Ming Feng Dou, the Great Emperor of the Netherworld.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She did not open them, but handed both boxes to Jing Yao: “And as you requested, I’ve added many functions—preaching mode, combat mode, artifact-crafting mode, darkness mode, solemnity mode...”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Cough, cough, that’s enough, that’s enough,” Jing Yao coughed lightly, swiftly stowing the boxes away, then vanished in a flash.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lord Jing Yao hurried off; Lord Yuchen suspected the later functions might not be entirely proper.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“This is the Three Pure Ones figurine you commissioned,” Nv Wa opened a green box; radiant light fluttered, one qi transformed into three Daoists.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>These three Daoists bore the image of three brothers.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yet according to Lord Yuchen’s design, the Three Pure Ones’ appearances had been slightly altered.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Tai Qing De Dao Tian Zun appeared as an elder, with kind brows and benevolent eyes, bearing the aura of a celestial immortal;\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yu Qing Yuan Shi Tian Zun appeared as a middle-aged man, radiating solemnity, never smiling;\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Shang Qing Ling Bao Tian Zun appeared as a youth, with sword-like brows and starlit eyes, brimming with vigor.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Three Pure Ones stood side by side in the clouds, manifesting boundless auspicious clouds; golden lamps glowed brightly, eight-directional Dao principles converged like dragons, wind and clouds howled, exotic fragrances rose, thousands upon thousands of auspicious clouds drifted, and celestial radiance surged endlessly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Proper to an absurd degree.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Thank you, friend,” Lord Yuchen was deeply satisfied with the Three Pure Ones figurine and paid Nv Wa an extra sum as final payment.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Tong Tian Mi Lu (Volume Nine): Detailed Explanation of the Zhou Tian Star Array\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Nv Wa, upon seeing it, flickered a look of surprise in her beautiful eyes: “Friend, didn’t you give too much?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Just from the title, it was clear this was someone’s array-art achievement.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Your work is worth this price!” Lord Yuchen spoke sincerely.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Then I’ll accept it,” Nv Wa no longer refused.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Excellent.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lord Yuchen laughed loudly, turned, and departed with the Treasure-Hunting Mouse.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Little Duobao, come and pay your respects to your two senior uncles.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“You ask which is the senior uncle? Bow to whichever one first—that one becomes the senior uncle.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Watching Lord Yuchen’s retreating back, Nv Wa’s face broke into a smile: “These three brothers are truly amusing.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Two improper ones, one proper one.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Is this combination proper or not?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Ling Shan Ten Shamans inspection team really seemed to be here to inspect.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Having toured Bai Yujing nearly to completion, they planned to depart.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Before Wu Luo left, Xiang Xuanqing delivered the gift.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Don’t open it yet—wait until you get back. There’s a surprise,” Xiang Xuanqing whispered mysteriously.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This left Wu Luo utterly baffled.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Up to no good,” Wu Luo grunted, stowing the jade box away.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hong Jun and Yang Mei appeared to see off the inspection team.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I hope we can reach cooperation,” Hong Jun said to Hou Tu.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hou Tu smiled: “Once we find a suitable leader, we’ll seriously consider your proposal.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I believe this goal will be achieved soon,” Hong Jun glanced at Xiang Xuanqing with an ambiguous look.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Let’s hope so,” Hou Tu remained noncommittal.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After further formalities, the Ling Shan Ten Shamans inspection team concluded their journey and departed from Bai Yujing.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yang Mei stood beside Xiang Xuanqing and asked: “Friend, aren’t you curious why we invited the Ling Shan Ten Shamans?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Not curious,” Xiang Xuanqing shook his head and turned to leave.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hong Jun called out to Him: “Friend, what do you think of Bai Yujing’s prospects?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Was this an official recruitment attempt?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiang Xuanqing stopped, smiling: “What do you think of the Tian Xian Dao Guo?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“The Supreme Dao.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hong Jun said: “Whether the Tian Xian of the Hun Yuan Nine Immortals or the Tian Xian of the Zhou Tian Five Immortals, your path greatly aids our Immortal Dao.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“In the past, I sincerely invited you to join our Immortal Dao.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hong Jun looked at Xiang Xuanqing and asked solemnly: “Having entered Bai Yujing twice, have you made your decision?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiang Xuanqing also stilled his smile, his expression serious: “If you invite us to join, what position can you promise?” You don’t give away free things.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hearing this, Hong Jun fell into thought.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Now that Xiang Xuanqing had pioneered the Tian Xian Dao Guo, he had proven the Hun Yuan Nine Immortals and Zhou Tian Five Immortals were correct paths.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This promise could no longer be ordinary.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hundreds of primordial spiritual treasures? With Xiang Xuanqing’s artifact-crafting ability, he likely no longer cared.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Here’s my proposal!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hong Jun seemed to have reached a decision, his gaze fixed on Xiang Xuanqing: “How about you become the Dao Ancestor?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Huh?” Xiang Xuanqing froze.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yang Mei was startled and immediately sent a mental message.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Didn’t you want to take Him as your disciple?]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Did I say that? You must be mistaken.]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Hey, you old Daoist, now you’re turning the tables!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Mount Sumeru, Luo Hou was busy with the transformation of the Demon Heaven.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Wu Luo sat atop a black lotus and opened Xiang Xuanqing’s gift.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“What’s Xiang Xuanqing up to?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Wu Luo stared at the figurine—it was clearly his own divine manifestation.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Though the resemblance was only four or five percent, Wu Luo instantly recognized it as Da Luo Hou.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“The craftsmanship is quite good,” Wu Luo examined the figurine; its appearance and aura were well-crafted, and the materials were top-tier primordial spiritual substances.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Wu Luo didn’t feel offended.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It was just slightly embarrassing to hold a figurine of himself—but not entirely unacceptable.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At that moment, the Luo Hou figurine’s eyes suddenly opened.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The first words it spoke to Wu Luo: “Woman, you’re playing with fire!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“????” Wu Luo’s eyes widened.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Woman, you’re playing with fire!” The Luo Hou figurine spoke again, voice domineering and forceful.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Th-this-this...” Wu Luo’s face flushed crimson like evening clouds; steam seemed to rise from his head.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He tossed the Luo Hou figurine away as if it were dirty.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But the moment he threw it, it triggered a mechanism.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Luo Hou figurine soared into the air, spouting line after line of dialogue:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Damn it, you’re mine!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Listen well: only I have the right to make you cry!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Without my permission, you’re not allowed to die?!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Y-you... stop talking!” Wu Luo pointed at the floating figurine, his lips trembling.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He was both humiliated and furious, his body shaking like a sieve; he now wished he could crawl into a crack in the earth.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yet the Luo Hou figurine kept speaking.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“You’re not allowed to love anyone but me!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Damn it, seeing this woman in distress makes my heart ache!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“If you’re provoking me, then I tell you—you’ve succeeded.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Come home with me. Be obedient!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“In all the heavens and worlds, if anyone harms her even a single hair, you’ll all die with her!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Shut up! Shut up!” Wu Luo stamped his foot in rage, nearly driven mad; his flushed face could drip blood.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Luo Hou figurine spoke coldly:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Are you using reverse psychology? Fine—I’ll play along to the end!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Aaaaaa! I’ll kill you!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Wu Luo lunged forward, claws outstretched.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Instantly, demonic energy surged across Mount Sumeru, and killing intent roared.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>——\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Direct Link: [Recommendation Votes] [Monthly Votes]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>(End of Chapter)\u003C\u002Fp>",1259,"2026-06-19T19:10:14.517Z",1,"Qwen3-Next 80B","a7ca606b26523a00f2c97c60bbd667940eec9866ce7e0b06e3f11e97ebc19d59","this-honghuang-is-not-serious-chapter-125","this-honghuang-is-not-serious-chapter-123",413,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fthis-honghuang-is-not-serious-cover.jpg"]