[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-this-honghuang-is-not-serious":3,"chapter-this-honghuang-is-not-serious-this-honghuang-is-not-serious-chapter-126":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","This Honghuang Is Not Serious!",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},2263441,4417,"Chapter 126: Sanqing: Pan Gu, We","this-honghuang-is-not-serious-chapter-126",126,"\u003Cp>Inside the Sanqing Shop, the three brothers had gathered together.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“So, Hongjun gave the Dao Ancestor title to you, actually aiming for ‘Dao Cheng Hun Yuan’?” Jing Yao Shangzun propped his chin on his hand, looking thoughtful.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiang Xuanqing nodded: “If nothing goes awry, he’s already begun exploring the path of Da Luo deep cultivation.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Otherwise, why would the identity of Dao Ancestor be given away so easily?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I don’t believe there’s no deeper motive behind this.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiang Xuanqing had just briefly outlined his speculation.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jing Yao and Yu Chén both felt this guess was ninety-eight percent likely true.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The remaining two percent couldn’t rule out that Hongjun truly intended to bind Xiang Xuanqing to the Immortal Dao’s war chariot using the title of Dao Ancestor.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And it might go even further than that.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“If you become Dao Ancestor, we two will certainly support you,” said Jing Yao Shangzun. The Li brothers were close-knit—if Li Yuan truly became Dao Ancestor, could Li Er and Li Ming stay out of it?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“And then there’s the Underworld side,” said Yu Chén Daojun, pointing out that Ghost Immortals were a vital part of the Immortal Dao; eventually, the Underworld Realm would become one of its foundational pillars.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Not to mention Xiang Xuanqing’s other identity: the Second Primordial Ancestor of the Demon Dao, Yuan Shi Tian Mo.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If He were Hongjun, He would spare no effort to win Xiang Xuanqing over to the Immortal Dao’s side.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“But then again—”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jing Yao snapped back to attention, sizing up Xiang Xuanqing, and asked: “Hongjun is a Da Luo. It’s natural for Him to explore the path beyond Da Luo. But you’re still a Tai Yi—why are you so accurate in your guess?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Could it be…”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jing Yao and Yu Chén sat together, their gazes fixed on Xiang Xuanqing with scrutiny.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He now seriously suspected that some deity had secretly betrayed the brotherly bond among the Li trio—appearing as a Tai Yi Dao Master, yet already a Da Luo Sovereign.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yu Chén Daojun also realized this at once.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Right—Hongjun is a Da Luo Sovereign; His exploration of the path beyond Da Luo is perfectly reasonable.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But Xiang Xuanqing is only a Tai Yi!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>How did he figure it out?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Speak up, or our Sanqing Shop will break up after just one day of opening,” Jing Yao Shangzun pretended to scoff twice, adopting the posture of “If you don’t explain, our brotherhood is over.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Facing the scrutiny of his two brothers, Xiang Xuanqing laughed and sighed: “This can’t be explained in a moment—wait till we get back, and I’ll let you experience it yourself.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Experience it?” Jing Yao and Yu Chén exchanged glances, utterly baffled.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Since they were still in Bai Yu Jing, Xiang Xuanqing didn’t elaborate further.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I guarantee it’ll be interesting.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>On the Fifth City, the Immortals finally reached a decision.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“The Dao Ancestor can be replaced—but not now.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yin Yang Dao Ren said: “We understand Hongjun’s devotion to the Dao, but we cannot ignore the entire Immortal Dao.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Correct,” said Qian Kun Xian Ren. “If you seek ultimate transcendence, we have no reason to block you—but we must wait until you truly reach the next stage before considering replacing the Dao Ancestor.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Dao comes first; everyone understood.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If Hongjun truly achieves “Dao Cheng Hun Yuan,” they wouldn’t stop Him—they’d even lend a hand.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then, when Hongjun designates the Three Clear Ones as successors, it would be perfectly fine.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“But what about Fengdu Dao You?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Kun Peng added: “You want to recruit him, yet offer no real status or benefit—will he agree?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Besides, Fengdu Dao You has already taken the lead in shaping the Tian Xian Dao Guo and opening a Da Luo Immortal Path. We can’t show zero sincerity.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I have an idea.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yang Mei Dao Ren pondered deeply, then said: “Above, Bai Yu Jing—twelve towers, five cities.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“From the very founding of the Immortal Dao, we established the Immortal Dao’s seats. Why not simply divide the Immortal Dao into major Dao Lineages?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“The master of each Qiong Lou is a lineage master; the masters of the five Heavenly Cities are also lineage masters.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yang Mei looked at the assembly of Immortals: “All Pidaozhe  who join our Immortal Dao shall each take charge of one lineage as Immortal Ancestor and Sect Lord.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“The three owners of the Sanqing Shop shall exclusively hold the Tian Xian Dao Lineage, as the First Heavenly City’s master, enjoying the Immortal Dao’s qi fortune. The Immortal Dao universe corresponding to the First Heavenly City—its immeasurable heavens and countless Immortals—shall serve as the foundational base of the Tian Xian Dao Lineage.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“From now on, their words and deeds in the outside world represent the Immortal Dao’s words and deeds; their will beyond is the Immortal Dao’s will.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Immortals turned to Hongjun. Seeing Him give a slight nod, their spirits trembled.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This was the formal establishment of Immortal Dao equity!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Agreed!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Immortals voted and passed Yang Mei’s proposal.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I’ll go tell Fengdu Dao You the good news right away!” The Ginseng Fruit Tree was eager, happily preparing to head to the Sanqing Shop.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Let’s all go together—it’ll seem more formal,” said Kun Peng.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Um… we don’t need to go,” said Yao Chi, gazing at the Sanqing Shop, where eight large characters were clearly written on the door.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Shop Closed. Return Date Uncertain.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Clearly, the three owners had left.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“They just left?” Dong Hua Di Jun blinked in surprise.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>We’re here Jilie  debating, yet the main party doesn’t seem to care whether Bai Yu Jing accepts him as Dao Ancestor—just walks away so casually.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At least say goodbye!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Did those three come to Bai Yu Jing just to mess with our heads?” Yin Yang Dao Ren sighed to the heavens, feeling drained.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He knew it—this guy was never an easy one!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hongjun and Yang Mei showed no reaction to the departure of the three Xiang brothers.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The entire Bai Yu Jing was under their control; they knew the moment the three brothers left.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Well then, this assembly has gone on long enough.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hongjun smiled: “My fellow Daoists, return home and prepare for the matter of the Nine Hun Yuan Immortals. Next assembly, we shall finalize the Immortal Dao’s Dao Lineages—how does that sound?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This was the perfect chance to bring over the designated founders of the Divine Dao.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>When all major Dao Lineages are complete, that will be the time of our Immortal Dao’s great flourishing!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“In that case, we take our leave,” said the Immortals, bowing respectfully.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Bai Yu Jing Assembly ended.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Endless Immortal light blazed brilliantly, illuminating the ancient void.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>One by one, Immortals departed in beams of light, gradually leaving Bai Yu Jing quiet.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yang Mei stood in the void beside Hongjun, the mountain wind brushing past as He watched the flickering Immortal lights, smiling: “After the next assembly, the Immortal light of Bai Yu Jing won’t just illuminate this one region.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I hope so.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hongjun smiled, shook his head, and turned into the void.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Where are you going, old man?” Yang Mei hurried after Him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“To prepare something good,” Hongjun walked calmly through the void without looking back. Yang Mei grinned: “What scheme are you cooking up now?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“What do you mean ‘scheme’? I’m going to prepare a mountain.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Another mountain?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Yes, another mountain—Kunlun Mountain. You can call it Dong Kunlun.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Underworld, Qi Fei Heavenly Palace.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The three brothers, having left Bai Yu Jing, were sipping tea.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Leaving without saying goodbye is a bit rude, isn’t it?” Yu Chén Daojun savored the subtle mystery of the Wu Dao tea.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Beside the Daojun sat a newly sentient Treasure-Seeking Mouse, who had also been given a cup of Wu Dao tea.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At this moment, He was mimicking Yu Chén Daojun’s posture, sipping elegantly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Nothing wrong with it,” said Jing Yao Shangzun, plucking a tender green Wu Dao tea leaf—its natural Great Dao patterns faintly shaped like a alchemical furnace.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Here, Niu Er, this is a precious thing,” Jing Yao chuckled, feeding the Wu Dao tea leaf to the little green ox lying on the table.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I already bid farewell to Hongjun and Yang Mei Dao You before I left,” said Xiang Xuanqing, watching his two sentient trinkets, suddenly thinking of his five-colored lion roaming the Yin Yang Universe.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hmm, and the five-needle pine in the River of Time.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Maybe I can have him mentor Duo Bao.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A squirrel is a mouse; a Treasure-Seeking Mouse is also a mouse.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Mice should have things to talk about.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Enough. We’ve drunk the Wu Dao tea—now it’s time to show you what lies beyond Da Luo.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiang Xuanqing cleared away the tea set and brought forth the Nie Mirror.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“What do you mean by ‘experience’?” Jing Yao curiously eyed the Nie Mirror.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiang Xuanqing smiled brightly: “You’ll see when you get there.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He gestured, and the eyeball of the Destroying Demon God flew from Tai Sha Heavenly Palace into the Nie Mirror.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>BOOM—\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Dao was profound and mysterious; laws and light piled layer upon layer; boundless Yuan Qi converged, simulating primordial spacetime.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A dark beam shot from the Nie Mirror, pulling Jing Yao Shangzun into the Dao Realm.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Oh my Pan Gu!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The instant Jing Yao Shangzun opened his eyes, he saw a colossal giant wielding a great axe charging toward him through boundless chaos.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Die!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The heavy voice echoed as the Pan Gu axe flashed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>That ancient and desolate eternal force of killing covered infinite time and space, unleashing power that erased the Dao and turned all eons to dust.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Run!!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A single thought took root.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The 【Destroying Demon God】’s eyes glimmered with light.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He turned and fled without pausing.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jing Yao Shang Zun knew who he was now.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But he did not believe the Destroying Demon God could wrestle with Pangu.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Destroy eternity? Kill Pangu?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What kind of meager dishes could make you this drunk?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Under Jing Yao Shang Zun’s control, the 【Destroying Demon God】 fled in glory.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But could he escape?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Beneath Pangu’s axe, the 【Destroying Demon God】 in all infinite time and space had but one fate: death!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Ahh!!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In Qi Fei Tian Gong, Jing Yao Shang Zun let out a shout, startling Yu Chen Dao Jun.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“What happened?” Yu Chen Dao Jun asked, alarmed and uncertain.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“N-nothing!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jing Yao Shang Zun forced himself to endure the phantom pain from Pangu’s axe and regained composure.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He calmly looked at Yu Chen: “Friend, it’s your turn—go take a look. There’s a surprise.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yu Chen Dao Jun stared at Jing Yao with suspicion: “You’re trying to trick me again, aren’t you?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“No, absolutely not,” Jing Yao Shang Zun grinned, his smile insincere.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiang Xuanqing said: “Go take a look. It’s fine.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Only then did Yu Chen agree.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Moments later.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Ahh!! Pangu, I hate you!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yu Chen’s agonized scream echoed throughout Tiangong.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hearing such a piercing cry, Jing Yao’s lips curled upward, as if listening to celestial music.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>That felt much better.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“You two!” Yu Chen Dao Jun’s eyes burned red as he glared at Xiang Xuanqing and Jing Yao.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His head throbbed painfully.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiang Xuanqing smiled faintly: “It’s fine. Go a few more times and you’ll get used to it.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“It’s just Pangu’s axe. Keep chopping, and you’ll grow accustomed.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jing Yao Shang Zun nodded: “True. If you’re not used to it now, you’ll have to get used to it later!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Then let’s go in again!” Yu Chen Dao Jun gritted his teeth and sank his awareness into the Dao realm.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiang Xuanqing said: “Let’s go together.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He gestured, and the aura of the 【Dark Demon God】 was cast into the Sin Mirror.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At the same time, a beam of light descended from the River of Time and Space—the aura of the 【Five Elements Demon God】 descended.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Let’s see what changes occur when we go together.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jing Yao’s eyes lit up: “Let’s go!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>—\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Direct Express: 【Recommendation Votes】【Monthly Votes】\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>(End of Chapter)\u003C\u002Fp>",1984,"2026-06-19T19:10:14.517Z",1,"Qwen3-Next 80B","52190506f66204f1a7cec2a6eb0d5241f044927fec944e710ded1bf2bb59c1b7","this-honghuang-is-not-serious-chapter-127","this-honghuang-is-not-serious-chapter-125",413,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fthis-honghuang-is-not-serious-cover.jpg"]