[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-this-honghuang-is-not-serious":3,"chapter-this-honghuang-is-not-serious-this-honghuang-is-not-serious-chapter-34":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","This Honghuang Is Not Serious!",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},2263349,4417,"Chapter 34: The","this-honghuang-is-not-serious-chapter-34",34,"\u003Cp>The Dark God cursed with filthy language.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>……\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Character Jia, Universe No. 2.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiang Xuanqing assigned the [Divine Cache God] a Mountain of Knives Hell.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even if the [Divine Cache God]’s residual consciousness possessed only instinct and no intellect, it appeared far less threatening than the [Dark God].\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiang Xuanqing did not lower his guard for a moment.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After all, the opponent had once endured the Young Pan Gu’s state!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even if He most likely achieved this feat through the nature of the [Divine Cache] Dao Fruit, He still demanded cautious handling.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>To show due seriousness, Xiang Xuanqing specially placed nine projections of the Niche Mirrors deep within this universe.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Specifically to pinpoint the residual consciousness of the Chaos God.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In case the opponent “hid” again.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After reinforcing the seals of all containment sites, Xiang Xuanqing exited Tai Sha Tian Gong.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>There remained one massive God head awaiting him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Such prime alchemical material, Xiang Xuanqing would never miss.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He carried the God head straight toward Zhou Jue Tian Gong.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Little Yuan, we’ve got work!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>With a thunderous crash, the mountain-sized head slammed before the Hun Yuan Ding.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“My lord, you’re serious?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Hun Yuan Ding was startled—could this tiny body of its own withstand such a thing?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiang Xuanqing said: “Relax, relax—I’ve already dealt with the most troublesome remnants of Pan Gu’s Dao.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Now it’s just half a head.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>With Xiang Xuanqing’s assurance, the Hun Yuan Ding replied: “Refine!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Not refining would be a waste!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“My lord, what are you refining this time? I guarantee your satisfaction!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiang Xuanqing said: “This time I need to refine many things, including new sealing artifacts, so I must personally oversee it.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>My lord is personally refining treasures?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>That means I’ll get to stay with my lord for a long time!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Hun Yuan Ding rejoiced.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It shook its body and voluntarily split into thirty-six parts.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Thirty-six great cauldrons lined the Tian Gong, chanting in unison to Xiang Xuanqing: “My lord, please!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiang Xuanqing laughed aloud.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He pushed aside his Dao crown and manifested thirty-six bodily forms.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Each refine your own share—maximize the use of this God head!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiang Xuanqing bowed to his Dao forms.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Your words are most correct.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Dao forms immediately acted, taking the materials they needed from the God head.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Some took hair, some pulled teeth, some cut the tongue, some excavated the spirit platform…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After these operations, the thirty-six deities gathered celestial treasures and divine materials from the countless worlds of Luo Feng Shan.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Divine materials entered the cauldrons; divine flames ignited.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Dao was profound, each creating its own transformation.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Inside Tai Sha Tian Gong, the [Divine Cache God]’s residual consciousness wept, clutching its head.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“My eyes!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“My tongue!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“My hair!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Trapped in the Mountain of Knives Hell, it wept endlessly, repeatedly slaughtered.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>No one knew how long it lasted.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Finally, it stopped crying.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Because it sensed its own teeth approaching.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But in a way its limited intellect could not comprehend!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Thirty-Six Heavenly Gang Blades—strengthen the Mountain of Knives Hell!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The first set of divine artifacts was completed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiang Xuanqing refined part of the Chaos God’s teeth into a set of heavenly blades—thirty-six in total.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He used them to reinforce the Mountain of Knives Hell, suppressing the [Divine Cache God]’s residual consciousness.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The [Dark God] in Character Jia, Universe No. 1 witnessed this and drew a sharp breath.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Pulling a God’s teeth to suppress a God—is this even something a mortal could do?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But soon, it was His turn.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Three Thousand Law Chains—strengthen Tai Sha Tian Gong!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Law Chains, forged from the God’s hair, writhed like soaring dragons and divine serpents, weaving through the myriad heavens.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Feeling Character Jia, Universe No. 1 continuously strengthened, [Jie] grimaced: “This is it—the Oil Pot Hell must undergo its ninety-second iteration!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Strengthen the Tongue-Pulling Hell, Skin-Flaying Hell, Stone Mill Hell, Blood Pool Hell!!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>One by one, divine artifacts forged from the God’s remains flew into Tai Sha Tian Gong, becoming supreme sealing artifacts to reinforce its bindings.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Holy shit, the warden’s serious!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Chaos God’s bone and blood?! Great Pan Gu, thank you, Warden, for taking such care of me!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Done for, truly done for—I won’t survive another million years in this Stone Mill Hell!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Ahh!! Warden, have mercy, let me out!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Warden, I should’ve brought a Dao friend to trap you in the Northern Sea back then!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In countless worlds, the contained entities screamed and cursed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Damned Chaos God, just die already—why did you fall into his hands?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Now we’re truly suffering!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Meng Huai, the God of Qiao Ming Shan, was now deeply agitated. He had barely any spiritual light left—how could he withstand such wear?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He didn’t want to die.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Friends, we can’t wait any longer!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Become ghosts! We must become ghosts!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Meng Huai cried out: “The only path to survival is to enter the Underworld!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Everyone, push harder!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Whether good ghosts, evil ghosts, poor ghosts… we must all succeed.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The contained entities, driven by the will to survive, responded eagerly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Dao friend speaks wisely!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“The Warden grows stronger by the day; our hope grows ever dimmer.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Today he refines treasures from God remains to suppress us—tomorrow he finds the Three Treasures of Creation, and we’re truly finished!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Meng Huai seemed resolute.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He said: “I propose we form an alliance—put aside our disputes and seek survival together!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Agreed!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A God trapped in the Stone Mill Hell responded: “Since we’ve chosen to become ghosts, let’s form an organization!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“This organization… let’s call it… call it…”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Meng Huai added: “Call it the Youmingsheng Sect!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“That name is perfect.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The God in the Blood Pool Hell clapped in delight.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I nominate Dao friend Meng Huai as our Youmingsheng Sect’s Jiaozhu.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“No, no!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hearing this, Meng Huai panicked, nearly committing suicide in the Fire Sea Hell.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“With the Warden here, how could I dare call myself Youming Jiaozhu?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“The Jiaozhu must be the Warden!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Yes, yes!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The God in the Blood Pool Hell suddenly realized: “Only the Warden can be the Jiaozhu!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The God in the Stone Mill Hell corrected: “Since we’ve recognized the Jiaozhu, stop calling him ‘Warden.’”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“This is correct.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Responses echoed across countless worlds.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Meng Huai now said: “From now on, all who become ghosts shall pledge allegiance under the Jiaozhu’s banner.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Fellow cultivators, do you still remember the scriptures our Lord once taught?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Of course we remember!\" declared the spirit from the Blood Pool Hell with solemn righteousness.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"The 'Fengdu Statutes,' written with thirteen thousand six hundred and fifty primordial Dao characters!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Each character is a pearl, revealing the ultimate truths of heaven and earth—I have long memorized them by heart!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Meng Huai rejoiced: \"Fellow cultivator, you are truly gifted by heaven.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Since you understand our Lord’s legacy so thoroughly, why not become our Youming Sheng Sect’s Grand Elder?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I cannot accept! I cannot accept!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The spirit of the Blood Pool Hell was Fu Zhu, the god of Ao’an Mountain.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At this moment, Meng Huai nominated him as Grand Elder, and the contained entities all voiced their support.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yet he refused outright: \"At most, I shall temporarily serve as the Youming Sheng Sect’s eldest disciple.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Perfect! Perfect!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Blessings poured in from all worlds: \"Greetings, Senior Brother!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fu Zhu, the god of Ao’an Mountain, said: \"Meng Huai, fellow cultivator, is also extraordinarily talented—he is an elder of Taisha Tian Gong.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Since I am temporarily serving as the Youming Sect’s eldest disciple, the second disciple must be none other than Meng Huai!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The contained entities readily agreed, nominating Meng Huai as Second Senior Brother.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Meng Huai humbly accepted.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He said: \"Now that we have established our sect, we should all strive together to uphold our Lord’s 'Fengdu Statutes.'\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Let us study together. First, Senior Brother Fu Zhu will expound upon these thirteen thousand six hundred and fifty primordial Dao characters.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Then I will summarize—I guarantee I will at least decipher one hundred and eight thousand post-heavenly Dao characters for everyone to learn!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Upon hearing this, all the spirits of the myriad worlds rejoiced:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Senior Brother is benevolent and righteous; Second Senior Brother is righteous and benevolent.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fu Zhu and Meng Huai both solemnly said:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"This is all due to our Lord’s great virtue!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"How could we dare to claim the titles of benevolence and righteousness for ourselves?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Inside Zhuo Jue Tian Gong.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As each divine artifact and spiritual treasure was forged to reinforce the Hell’s seals, Xiang Xuanqing’s expression grew increasingly peculiar.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His gaze turned toward Taisha Tian Gong, listening to the alternating cries of anguish and praise rising from within.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiang Xuanqing was puzzled.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What is wrong with these creatures?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The stronger I seal them, the more melodiously you chant, is that it?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>When a group of contained entities began establishing their own Youming Sheng Sect and nominating him as Lord, Xiang Xuanqing could only laugh and cry in disbelief.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"What in the world is going on!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiang Xuanqing ignored them and continued forging treasures.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yet when the self-proclaimed disciples of the Youming Sheng Sect began organizing their own internal hierarchy, refining their sacred doctrines, sharing and expounding the 'Fengdu Statutes,' and even cultivating themselves...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiang Xuanqing could no longer sit still.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>For he felt an unfathomable aura of destiny strengthening upon himself!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Note 1: On Ao’an Mountain... there is a beast resembling a white deer with four antlers, named Fu Zhu; its appearance foretells great floods in the land.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>﹉﹉﹉﹉﹉﹉\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Direct Link: [Recommendation Votes] [Monthly Votes]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>(End of Chapter)\u003C\u002Fp>",1570,"2026-06-19T19:10:14.517Z",1,"Qwen3-Next 80B","3cc4a5dda6d527df47424d8c067917b7d5b9f41fedfa4a3a454d93ab33823c0b","this-honghuang-is-not-serious-chapter-35","this-honghuang-is-not-serious-chapter-33",413,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fthis-honghuang-is-not-serious-cover.jpg"]