[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-this-honghuang-is-not-serious":3,"chapter-this-honghuang-is-not-serious-this-honghuang-is-not-serious-chapter-350":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","This Honghuang Is Not Serious!",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},2263665,4417,"Chapter 350: Xuan Qing: Call Me a Seafood Vendor! 【6k】","this-honghuang-is-not-serious-chapter-350",350,"\u003Cp>\"Life and destiny are the foundation of humanity; desires are its profit. When the foundation endures and profit is secured, nothing surpasses clothing and food. Once clothing and food are sufficient, nothing is closer than joy. The utmost refinement of joy lies in the Great Dao of Desire.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Due to Zu Long’s diligent cultivation along the Water Element Great Dao, he perfectly fused it with the Dao of Desire, making 【Desire】 the mainstream Great Dao of the Dragon Clan.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The saying “Ten Dragons, Nine Desires” describes the cultivation state of the Dragon Clan.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As a result, even Dragon cultivators who do not primarily pursue the Dao of Desire inevitably dabble in it to some degree.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Take the Azure Dragon, for instance.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His primary cultivation is actually the Wood Yi Great Dao.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yet as a Luo Zhen Supreme, the Heaven-Earth Yin-Yang Joyful Union Fu he wields remains formidable, far beyond what the Four Seas Dragon Gods can match.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>When the sky filled with scriptures, the Peng, holding the Yin-Yang Qi Vase among the clouds, changed expression.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Peng naturally understood the Dragon Clan’s ancestral Great Dao and knew its power well.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Thus, the moment the Azure Dragon moved, he remained fully alert, using the Yin-Yang Qi Vase to balance Yin and Yang, stabilizing himself—no anomalies occurred.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yet even so, he failed to guard against this grand divine technique.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Azure Dragon merely clapped his hands lightly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Heaven emitted a light, clear in hue; Earth emitted a light, turbid in hue.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The clear light descended; the turbid light ascended—like the Taiji of Yin and Yang, converging mutually, mimicking the primordial scene before Heaven and Earth were divided.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At the instant these celestial and terrestrial energies intermingled, a beam of light struck the Peng, casting a long shadow.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In the blink of an eye, the shadow transformed into a graceful, alluring goddess.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Beloved, rejoice with me!” The goddess, clad in feathered robes, had phoenix eyes with faint crimson at the corners, her gaze like spring water shimmering—soul-stealing and spirit-seizing.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Peng’s expression changed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It was not because he was enchanted by the goddess.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But because the Azure Dragon’s Joyful Union Fu had directly drawn upon the Peng’s own power, manifesting his hidden, supreme-Yin aspect: the Kun Fish!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And now, the supreme-Yin 【Kun Fish】 sought to rejoice with him—the supreme-Yang 【Peng Bird】!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This self-inflicted predicament was unbearable for the Peng!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Th-this-this!” The Peng pointed at the goddess, who refused to vanish, trembling with rage.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>How could one pleasure oneself? No—whose idea was this technique?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It’s so unorthodox!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Beloved, if not now, when?” The goddess’s slender hand tugged the Peng’s sleeve, her eyes brimming with springtime allure, like peach blossoms veiled in starlight.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Your Dragon Clan’s Desire Dao technique is truly tyrannical!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Peng sneered at the Azure Dragon.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then he seized the goddess, raised his hand, inverted the Yin-Yang Qi Vase—mouth downward, base upward—and chanted, “Absorb!”—reclaiming and re-refining his own power.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“It is not our Dragon Clan’s technique that is tyrannical, but your own conditions are exceptional, your talent supreme.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Azure Dragon regarded the Peng with a peculiar expression: “Since our Clan devised this technique, no cultivator has ever matched it so perfectly as you.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“If you wish to join our Dragon Clan and cultivate this technique, you could perfectly harmonize Yin and Yang within yourself—self-produced, self-consumed.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Given time, you might even reach the pinnacle of the Dao of Desire!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Self-produced, self-consumed, what the hell?!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Peng stood stunned, wind whipping around him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He gritted his teeth, clenched his fists, his heart brimming with fury: “Meng—Zhang, you’ve pushed me too far!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Peng raised the Yin-Yang Qi Vase and charged at the Azure Dragon.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Azure Dragon swiftly dodged, his expression earnest: “Friend, believe me—every word I spoke was true.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Your talent for the Dao of Desire is extraordinary; not joining our Dragon Clan would be a waste!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Heaven-Earth Yin-Yang Joyful Union Fu is the Dragon Clan’s supreme Xuan Gong, divided into two scrolls: primary and secondary.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The primary scroll is the Heaven-Earth Joyful Union Fu; the secondary scroll is the Yin-Yang Joyful Union Fu.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Though this Xuan Gong does not rival the 【Supreme Joyful Secret Art】 or the 【Reverse Heaven’s Path to Dao】 in sheer audacity, its effects are still formidable.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Those with exceptional talent may cultivate the primary scroll, harnessing Heaven and Earth’s power to harmonize their own Yin and Yang, achieving dual cultivation of life and destiny.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Those with ordinary talent may cultivate the secondary scroll, engaging in dual cultivation between Yang cultivators and Yin cultivators, enjoying pleasure’s wonders to enhance power.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Peng, however, was an anomaly—he could combine both scrolls for cultivation.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Friend, your power seems deeply tied to transformation, aligning in some way with the Heaven-Earth Joyful Union Fu.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As he clashed with the Peng, the Azure Dragon earnestly explained: “Either you’ve long indulged in eccentric practices, experimenting bizarrely with your own body…”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Or your talent is uniquely suited to achieve self-production and self-consumption, self-harmonization, self-upgrade—born to thrive on the Dao of Desire.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“After weighing the unorthodoxy of both possibilities, I conclude you possess both: your exceptional talent causes you to indulge eccentrically.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Azure Dragon analyzed the Peng’s condition like a physician, every point precise.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“One god accomplishes what two gods must do—no need to worry about a partner’s cultivation level; you can dual-cultivate with yourself. You are a primordial Desire Dao Sacred Body.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“If you join our Dragon Clan, my elder brother will personally nurture you—you’ll become another pillar of the Dao of Desire!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Shut up!” The Peng’s mind screamed—he was about to lose his mind.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Wasn’t Meng Zhang, the most serious of the Four Dragon Ancestors?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yet now he sounded like a gossip, speaking the most unorthodox words with the most solemn tone!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Is this right?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Not just the Peng—everyone in the First Divine Palace, including Zu Long, nearly burst out laughing.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>One, they never expected the Azure Dragon to be so sharp-tongued; two, they never expected the 【Great Peng Ancestor】 to be a primordial Desire Dao Sacred Body!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Lies never wound; truth is the sharp blade!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zu Long watched the enraged Peng and chuckled: “My younger brother must have struck a nerve—otherwise he wouldn’t react this way.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Dragon Gods all laughed: “Such a deity who achieves self-completion is truly rare!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Though Zu Long had not penetrated the Peng’s primordial transformation, he had keenly sensed the Peng’s extraordinary nature from that moment.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It was no mere division of Yin-Yang divine bodies—it was fundamentally rooted in “Transformation.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“The Phoenix Clan’s elites are no ordinary beings,” Zu Long studied the Peng, his gaze flickering.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Sacred Body friend, join our Dragon Clan—joyful and carefree, attain Dao through Desire—tomorrow awaits!” The Azure Dragon repeatedly activated the Joyful Union Fu, summoning miniature Kun-fish goddesses for the Peng.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Could the Peng possibly accept such narcissistic self-love?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Meng Zhang, shut your mouth!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Peng launched the Yin-Yang Qi Vase; thirty-six Heavenly Gang Gods surrounded him from all sides.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Threads of Yin-Yang Qi pierced Heaven and Earth, filling the eight directions; a Yin-Yang prison cage inverted above, ten thousand eight thousand divine swords, razor-sharp, chased the Azure Dragon.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Cut!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Azure Dragon whirled, two fingers forming a sword, slicing upward—instantly slaying all thirty-six Heavenly Gang Gods.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He swept his sleeve, drawing back every strand of Yin-Yang Qi released from the vase.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Eternal undying spirits, lend me your strength!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At that moment, a graceful figure appeared, seizing the moment, gripping the Five Fires Seven Birds Fan, her heart brimming with boundless compassion.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Five Fires’ rare treasures, seven feathers bright, Nirvana reborn riding the Flame’s light. Mountains crumble to ash, seas boil dry, dew’s chill gone. First to subdue Wood and Metal, burning beams and rafters, ceaseless, never done. Azure Dragon, though Supreme, meet this fan—your form shall be undone.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Upon finishing the verse, Yuan Huang swung the fan aloft—countless spectral souls surged forth, ten thousand black smokes veiled the sky, terrifying flames erupted.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Azure Dragon instantly sensed danger—he pushed his green crown, manifesting a divine form to absorb the blow, then retreated swiftly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Whoosh! Whoosh!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The moment the Azure Dragon’s divine form touched ground, it was engulfed in black smoke, reduced to ash, drifting away.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Incredible!” The Azure Dragon hovered mid-air, stunned.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Had he been a breath slower, Yuan Huang’s fan would have finished him!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Ancestor, you’re here!” The Peng, seeing Yuan Huang arrive, hastily used the Yin-Yang Qi Vase to absorb his final 【Kun Goddess】 manifestation.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【I hope the Ancestor didn’t see that.】 The Peng thought.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Qing Peng, are you alright?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Behind Yuan Huang, a host of elders appeared.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They surged forward, anxiously examining the Peng.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Seeing he was unharmed, they all sighed in relief: “Good, good—you held your ground, didn’t give birth to a Great Peng Sacred Son. Otherwise, the fun would’ve been too great.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“...” The Peng’s psyche shattered.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The White Crane Sacred Son, watching nearby, smirked.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Since the White Crane Clan’s leader perished, the acting leader’s position fell to White Crane Sacred Son Qing Ze (Xuan Qing’s alias).\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Now that all major Phoenix Clan sub-clans had mobilized, he naturally came to watch the spectacle.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【No wonder Hong Jun is so openly expanding the Dao Alliance—he’s drawing attention so he can secretly do unspeakable things!】\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>White Crane Sacred Son Qing Ze (Xuan Qing) hid behind the elders, glancing casually at the Dragon Gods who had also appeared.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Upon learning the Peng had clashed with the Dragon Clan, he immediately knew who was behind it.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After all, the Phoenix Clan’s main forces were currently serving as fire-fighters across the Zhu Tian Wan Jie, unprepared to formally break with the Qilin and Dragon Clans.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>For the Great Peng Clan to suddenly lock horns with the Dragon Clan—even the Peng himself joining the fray—this could only be Hong Jun’s doing.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Yuan Huang, you’ve mobilized your entire clan and come to my Dragon Clan’s Sixteenth Main Divine Palace—how dare you disregard us?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Are you prepared to discard all honor, shatter the pact, and ignite clan war?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Zu Long, stop slandering us!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yuan Huang retorted sharply, gripping the Five Fires Seven Birds Fan: “Right and wrong are crystal clear.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Your dragon clan isn’t anything but a bunch of bad birds!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Kill!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yuan Huang refused to waste words; she immediately led over a dozen elders—including Zhu Que, Qing Yuan, Qing Xuan, and Qing Luo—in a deadly charge.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Stubborn and unyielding!” Zu Long snorted, his dragon robe trembling slightly as a golden divine edict materialized midair, radiating divine might that suppressed all directions, and in an instant, he clashed with Yuan Huang.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Kill!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Within the Main Divine Palace, countless dragon gods surged forth, while myriad aquatic tribes united to form an array; boundless void filled with swirling clouds and waters, vast and mighty.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Nian Jun Sword, thoughts surging like springs, heaven and earth both mourn!” The Turtle Chancellor, hunched and seemingly frail, was in truth the most heroic of them all.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He directly confronted Qing Xuan (Di Jun), the Ancestral Bird of the Dark Bird.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Amidst the boundless expanse of heaven and earth, the Nian Jun Sword hung suspended in the air.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Its blade appeared forged from endless longing, radiating a cold, profound glow.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Upon its body, runes flickered—each one a tangible manifestation of longing, imbued with unspeakable depth of emotion.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>On a vast, desolate earth, the Turtle Chancellor’s eyes brimmed with sorrow and attachment.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In an instant, thoughts surged like springs—this force of longing shattered the chains of the soul and surged outward in all directions.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Heaven and earth shifted violently; dark clouds rolled like monstrous beasts across the sky, roaring.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“What trick is this old turtle using?” Di Jun, affected by the Nian Jun Sword, felt his own inner longing erupt.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His spirit gradually became dominated by a towering, awe-inspiring divine form.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Hmph!” The towering form turned—It was Zu Long.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The divine might of Tai Su Da Luo poured down along this thread of thought.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Puh~~”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In a single exchange, Di Jun was struck doubly by the Turtle Chancellor’s and Zu Long’s power, dazed and reeling backward.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Chancellor, mighty indeed!” From the Sixth Main Divine Palace, hundreds of thousands of giant turtles flew out, each bearing shells like the Turtle Chancellor, wielding divine swords, and unleashing identical divine arts in perfect unison.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Nian Jun Sword, thoughts surging like springs, heaven and earth both mourn!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The hundreds of thousands of giant turtles visualized Zu Long, channeling his power to unleash terrifying, unparalleled slaughter.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“You think I’m afraid?” The Great Peng King returned once more, unfurling a massive banner that stirred countless meteorological phenomena; boundless winds and clouds churned, forming a deep, mysterious void.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Clouds gathered, darkening the heavens.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yin energy surged, darkening the earth.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Winds roared from the void, ferocious!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“One hundred and eight thousand swords!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Great Peng clan flapped their wings, filling the sky with swordlight as they clashed, their killing intent suffusing the heavens.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But how could the Great Peng clan’s swords rival Zu Long’s visualized sword?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Brother, we’ve come to aid you!” Yun Shan, the Holy Maiden of the Cloud Sparrow Clan, led her forces into battle.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Cloud Sparrows Swallow the Dragon!” In the void, three thousand Cloud Sparrows formed an array; with a single soft cry, they swallowed the entire visualized sword of Zu Long.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then, the three thousand Cloud Sparrows opened their beaks and spat forth terrifying swordlight, overturning the hundreds of thousands of giant turtles.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Damn it! How dare you swallow my Emperor? Eat my blow—Royal Tyrant Divine Fist!” The Turtle Chancellor, enraged, immediately assumed battle stance and swung his divine fist toward Di Jun.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Heaven and earth trembled violently; the supreme aura of royal tyranny surged forward.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Di Jun’s face darkened—this old turtle’s every move was tied to Zu Long.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His Dao body was only at the level of Tai Ji Da Luo; fighting felt constrained and awkward.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Nightfall!” Di Jun raised his hand and pulled down a curtain of night, plunging the Turtle Chancellor’s eyes into utter darkness.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Turtle Chancellor’s spiritual sense, divine perception, sight, hearing—all senses—were instantly blacked out.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He could no longer “see” Di Jun; his Royal Tyrant Fist could not lock onto him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Boom!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Di Jun kicked the Turtle Chancellor hard, then decisively switched opponents with the Kun Peng.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Qing Peng, hand me the Azure Dragon—I’ll avenge you!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Agreed!” The Kun Peng had already been thoroughly disgusted by the Azure Dragon.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Great Wind Flips Heaven Palm!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>One palm flipped heaven; violent winds erupted.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Nian Jun Sword, thoughts never forgotten, echoes shall return!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As the Turtle Chancellor was kicked flying, he hastily thrust another sword—suddenly, heaven and earth blazed with light, tearing open the night curtain as he escaped at top speed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Where do you think you’re going!” The Great Peng flapped his wings and gave relentless chase.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Time flows like water!” A Time Dragon surged forth, stirring a river of spacetime that blocked the Kun Peng’s path.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Leave him to me.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Qing Luo extended her slender hand and seized the Time Dragon.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Clang!” A massive claw slammed down, wielding a terrifying divine art that severed the vitality of all things, striking toward Qing Luo.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Rampage Across Heaven and Earth!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Ancestor Crab’s colossal body loomed over the heavens, charging forward with brutal, unyielding force.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Qing Luo, old friend, long time no see!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Crab Brother, good to see you!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A branch of the river of time vanished; countless ancient histories and derivative dimensions coalesced into a single crimson flame pearl, hurtling toward the Crab Ancestor.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“BOOM!!!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As the light and shadow dispersed, a time-swimming fish leapt from the water, transforming into a primordial divine spirit—[Qing Hong, Ancestral Qing Hong].\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Qing Hong?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Crab Ancestor’s eyes flickered with surprise: “Aren’t you dead?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Qing Hong laughed loudly: “My clan’s glorious cause remains unfinished—I can’t afford to die!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Welcome back, friend (elder)!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Phoenix Clan rejoiced.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Phoenix Clan’s holy disciples formed two arrays—one led by Qing Ze (Xiang Xuanqing) of the White Crane Clan, the other by Qing Wu of the Zhu Que Clan.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The young White Crane disciples surrounded Xiang Xuanqing, excitedly saying: “Ah Ze, look! Elder Qing Hong has returned—does this mean our clan chief will return too?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Don’t get too excited—it’s still far off!” Xiang Xuanqing shook his head.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The White Crane Clan’s situation differed from that of the Qing Hong Clan.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After the White Crane Clan Chief offered himself to heaven, he directly passed his Dao Fruit to Xiang Xuanqing to nurture the younger generation.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>For such a case to achieve return, it would take a very long time—perhaps even requiring Yuan Huang to personally retrieve him at the right moment.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“But rest assured—once I break through, the return time of our Clan Chief will be greatly shortened!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiang Xuanqing led the White Crane Clan members forward, charging through enemies with almost no opposition.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Fire is one of the Five Elements—possessing qi but lacking substance, it creates and destroys all things between heaven and earth, revealing benevolence while concealing function, its divine marvels boundless. The use of fire reaches its utmost!” Qing Wu, the Holy Maiden of the Zhu Que Clan, unfurled a divine mirror.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Southern Ming Li Fire erupted, piercing the void and forcing out a group of giant whales.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Insolent!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Five Tai Yi Dragon Gods emerged together; torrents of primordial water surged forth, extinguishing boundless Li Fire.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Hey, you still haven’t grasped the essence of Yuan Huang’s divine art—these techniques are too conventional!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiang Xuanqing stepped forward and handed Qing Wu a Zhu Guo.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Replenish your Qi—watch me.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Begin your performance!” Qing Wu, clearly familiar with Xiang Xuanqing, accepted the Zhu Guo without hesitation.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Ah Ze will win!” The young White Crane disciple Qing Bai puffed out his chest, radiant with confidence—he had absolute faith in his elder brother.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiang Xuanqing wore brocade robes and jade belts, his black hair flowing, sleeves fluttering, steps elegant, eyebrows slightly raised, eyes sparkling like stars, his handsome face calm and composed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ao Guang, Ao Qin, and his four brothers, seeing him advance alone, sneered.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“This kid is even more arrogant than the Great Peng King!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Those feathered birds are always so proud—just beat them flat.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Then they’d become flat-feathered birds!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Hahaha!!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The five Dragon Gods advanced; on the horizon, a magnificent canopy rose, displaying five colors: green, black, blue, gold, and white.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>These five-colored lights pierced heaven and earth, like divine swords crisscrossing, unstoppable in momentum!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Trivial arts!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiang Xuanqing gently raised his hand and pointed toward the void.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Watch my Phoenix Printing Technique!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A stream of runes materialized midair, illuminating heaven and earth, striking precisely upon the canopy.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Boom!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The five-colored light exploded; the canopy instantly transformed into a five-colored peacock.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The five Tai Yi Dragon Gods were utterly stunned.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Wrong one—again!” Xiang Xuanqing extended another finger, touching Ao Guang’s forehead.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Puh!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A flash of golden light passed—Ao Guang turned into a duck.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Quack!!” The golden duck flapped its wings in panic, flying wildly in all directions.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Wrong, wrong! I want a phoenix!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiang Xuanqing refused to believe it, activating his divine art once more.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Phoenix Printing Technique!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A streak of black light flashed, and Ao Shun, the Dragon God of the Northern Sea, transformed into a crow.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ao Shun: “???”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Run!” Ao Qin, Ao Run, and Ao Guang fled without hesitation.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Come back here!” Xiang Xuanqing soared into the air and pointed with three fingers.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I print!” “I print!” “I print!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Once targeted by Xiang Xuanqing, how could the remaining three brothers possibly escape?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They each turned into a pigeon, a Zhu Que, and a swan.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Come on, at least produce one phoenix!” Xiang Xuanqing scolded the five birds formed from the divine dragons.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Unbeknownst to him, his support team was utterly stunned.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Is this the technique passed down personally by the Phoenix Clan’s patriarch?” The young holy sons and daughters of the Zhu Que Clan—Qing Wu, the Qing Hui of the Chong Ming Clan, and the Qing You of the Swallow Clan—all stared in disbelief.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Only Qing Bai of the Bai He Clan remained expressionless, for he had always carried himself with unshakable confidence.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“A Ze can do anything!” the boy declared.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“But he can’t turn into a phoenix,” Xiang Xuanqing said, holding his canopy in one hand and returning with the five birds.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Quack!” “Goo-goo!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The five brothers struggled desperately.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The young phoenixes watched them, then glanced at Xiang Xuanqing.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Elder brother, we want to learn this!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Here!” Xiang Xuanqing waved his hand; a jade slip shot out, splitting into hundreds of thousands of spiritual lights that pierced into his companions’ foreheads.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Eh, I’ve got it!” Qing Bai, the Bai He teenager, was the first to master it.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Me too!” Qing Wu’s face lit up with joy.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I’ve learned it too.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>All present were the phoenix clan’s heavenly prodigies, and since Xiang Xuanqing’s technique was greatly simplified, everyone mastered this divine art without much effort.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Come on, let’s see who can print the most phoenixes!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiang Xuanqing rallied his companions into action.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Alright, let’s compete!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The younger generation of the Phoenix Clan united as one, using only the “Phoenix Printing Technique.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They swept forward effortlessly, overwhelming opponents of equal rank with ease.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiang Xuanqing printed for half a day but failed to produce a single phoenix.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In a fit of anger, he forged a Bai He Great Seal and improved his technique.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Phoenix Printing Technique!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Thwack!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Bai He Great Seal stamped onto the claw of a giant shrimp.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Flash!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In an instant, the giant shrimp transformed into a graceful young man who bore a striking resemblance to Xiang Xuanqing.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It had become Xiang Xuanqing’s divine avatar.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Heh, now this is true printing!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Both Xiang Xuanqings acted simultaneously, printing endlessly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Two became four, four became eight, eight became sixteen.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As they printed, the battlefield grew crowded with birds, while the number of dragon-kind divine beasts dwindled.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiang Xuanqing captured countless dragon offspring, turtle descendants, shrimp soldiers, and crab generals.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Until the Azure Dragon God, Da Siming, intervened.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Are you trying to open a zoo?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiang Xuanqing grinned: “Call me the Seafood Vendor!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He raised a finger; under the Azure Dragon God’s horrified gaze, he transformed him into a Qing Luan.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Ah, still not a phoenix.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiang Xuanqing shook his head: “But it doesn’t matter.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He stepped to the edge of the battlefield and summoned the Hong Hu Clan patriarch.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then he shouted loudly: “Listen up, Dragon Clan! I’m about to start selling seafood!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Hurry up and bid—otherwise, your young ones will be either steamed or spicy!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>————\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Transport Gate: [Monthly Tickets] [Recommendation Votes]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>(End of Chapter)\u003C\u002Fp>",3750,"2026-06-19T19:10:16.080Z",1,"Qwen3-Next 80B","d1fceb03e4d60b485249f252b3e39a1e91732aca48badd4b8cfae349f7bb412c","this-honghuang-is-not-serious-chapter-351","this-honghuang-is-not-serious-chapter-349",413,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fthis-honghuang-is-not-serious-cover.jpg"]